NationStates

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-14 08:32pm

Fear my Liberal utopia...That amazingly, has avoided corrupton

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/ind ... ion=teryll

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-14 09:13pm

I'm confused...how do we get militaries and stuff like that?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-14 09:22pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:I'm confused...how do we get militaries and stuff like that?

Read the FAQ. There's no war.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-14 09:27pm

neoolong wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:I'm confused...how do we get militaries and stuff like that?
Read the FAQ. There's no war.

I knew there was no war...but people on the forum keep talking about buying stuff and money and crap and it's confusing me as I don't see anything that I can do like that.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-14 09:36pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:I'm confused...how do we get militaries and stuff like that?
Read the FAQ. There's no war.
I knew there was no war...but people on the forum keep talking about buying stuff and money and crap and it's confusing me as I don't see anything that I can do like that.

Role playing.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-14 09:37pm

Damn them for getting my hopes up like that, DAMN THEM I SAY!!

Where's my Hadoken...I need to fry some buggers..

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2003-04-14 09:38pm

Here's my nation.

CyKoLaJx

I used to like making up long phrases (1,2) for the currency and national animal, but they somehow put limits to it.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-18 02:59am

ph34r

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-04-18 12:22pm

Come to lovely Karathrustra, home of the Bugblatter beast, massive corporations, and enending laissez-faire economics!

don't trip over the starving masses on your way in.

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/ind ... rathrustra

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-18 02:29pm

....Are you not going to do anything about the starving masses? We dnt have problems with poverty because everyone is well educated and can get any job they want...But there are starvng children in your streets

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-18 02:38pm

Book publishing!!?? WHERE did my Uranium Mines and Weapons Factories go!!?

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-18 03:15pm

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"Only people fail, not the system."
The Dominion of Yog-Shoggoth is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 42%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yog-Shoggoth's national animal is the desert horned viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the y-credit.
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Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-04-18 09:45pm

I had 3 nations but I got sick of having the same 6 issues pop up over and over again.
Oh well.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-19 02:13am

Welcome to Eizen, check your hopes at the door and surrender immediately.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-19 02:17am

yeah, Im getting the same issues a lot as well, but Im edging into liberalness. hopefully they will change.

rare civil rights
thriving economy
rare political rights

to

very good civil rights
frighenign economy
rare political rights

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-19 02:19am

Empire of Eizen, Our Destiny is Clear

Some/Powerhouse/Outlawed

The Empire of Eizen is a enormous, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 536 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 72%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, organ donation is compulsory, and euthanasia is legal. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eizen's national animal is the Rancor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the SDNet Credit.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-19 01:31pm

Treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-19 01:55pm

Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture.

What boggles my mond, is how you can have a black market in beef...or uranium mining..

"Where are you taking those cows?"
"Um...."
"step out of the vehicle please"

*at uranium mine*

"Oh shit the SS are coming"
"Quick get the tarps and put them over the huge industrial equipment!"

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-19 03:45pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture.
What boggles my mond, is how you can have a black market in beef...or uranium mining..

"Where are you taking those cows?"
"Um...."
"step out of the vehicle please"

*at uranium mine*

"Oh shit the SS are coming"
"Quick get the tarps and put them over the huge industrial equipment!"

ROFLMAO!!!

Scheisse! Ze Schutzstaffel are coming! Hide ze waffen, schnell!!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-19 05:06pm

Ok, this just showed up on an outstanding issue, and I think it is excessively true for a chance occurance.

"We won't have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military," says General Chastity McGuffin. "Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in SDnet. Our number one priority has to be security."

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-23 01:53am

anyone else get excessive hatemail?

1yea fascist american dog
2Yea maybe but thats the only way america can win anything by outnumbering any nations army by 10 to 1. Cowards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3haha lol!! ur poor!!
keep on being a ___ u little loser, we love u anyway u pathetic worm

lots of love, gilT
4"cars are banned" - the American Empire subsidized cars at a rate of about $5 per gallon.

"the tenet of free speech is held dear" - see "Patriot Act"

"military funding has been stripped back" - the American Empire spends more on its military then all of the other countries in the world combined.

"progressive social policies in education and welfare" - Yeah, right.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-04-23 07:28am

Bahh I have awoken!. Now, whom shall I conquer?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-23 01:41pm

the people who send me hatemail. want their addies?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-23 01:44pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Ok, this just showed up on an outstanding issue, and I think it is excessively true for a chance occurance.

"We won't have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military," says General Chastity McGuffin. "Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in SDnet. Our number one priority has to be security."

Why do you think that when that issue came up I choose to increase military and police numbers?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-23 10:40pm

Looks like I left the Empire of New Serenity alone for too long.