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Employee Assessment
1 Bob Smith, my assisstant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independantly, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assissting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in the field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type that cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum: The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Please re-read only the odd-numbered lines.
