Just fuckin with ya sweetyverilon wrote:ANd I'm supposed to know you're posting in it how...?Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Whoa... that's why the thread started shaking and moving around like crazy!!! LMFAO!!verilon wrote:Moving this to SLAM.
Make sure when you move a thread, shake the rats out first...
PORN!! Where do you draw the line?
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Touche.Frank Hipper wrote:Pre-teen counts as non-consentual, in my book.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Pretty much same here.Frank Hipper wrote:If it's non-consensual, or involves poop or pee, ICK!
I'm quite perverted, so I won't be going into detail in what gets me off, but I have my standards.
Except if it's underage, well, I have a Shotgun Policy going that if they obviously look like preteens, I grab a shotgun, not my dick. I generally like older men anyway, so I don't worry too much.
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Pretty much the same here, but the more women the better, men annoy me in porn.Frank Hipper wrote:If it's non-consentual, or involves poop or pee, ICK!
I'm quite perverted, so I won't be going into detail in what gets me off, but I have my standards.
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How... interesting.innerbrat wrote:
What do I like? Making it.
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Well, by the numbers:
* Guy - guy porn doesn't do it for me, really. Neither does girl / girl, though I happen to find that more aesthetic (less bodily hair, for one). It may be mainstream, but I'm pretty sure I'm straight.
* Bukkake... well, like someone said earlier, without the nc bits sure. Cumshots are ok, but I draw the line at... other fluids. I'm sorry, but I just can't get off on something that belongs in the ceramic altar.
* Pain, dominance... well, no. A bit of safe / consensual dominance isn't too bad really, but it has to be voluntary.
* Hentaï Tentacle Porn... well, aside from our own Evil Sadistic Bastard, those tentacle demons are really fucked up.
* Guy - guy porn doesn't do it for me, really. Neither does girl / girl, though I happen to find that more aesthetic (less bodily hair, for one). It may be mainstream, but I'm pretty sure I'm straight.
* Bukkake... well, like someone said earlier, without the nc bits sure. Cumshots are ok, but I draw the line at... other fluids. I'm sorry, but I just can't get off on something that belongs in the ceramic altar.
* Pain, dominance... well, no. A bit of safe / consensual dominance isn't too bad really, but it has to be voluntary.
* Hentaï Tentacle Porn... well, aside from our own Evil Sadistic Bastard, those tentacle demons are really fucked up.
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And he's a medic in the army now! When you hurt yourself trying Kama Sutra positions he can fix you!innerbrat wrote:YOU'RE BACK! *pounces and hugs*
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I draw the line at bukkake. Bukkake porn celebrates bizarre behaviour, not the joy of sex itself. Same goes for scat, golden showers, physical "oddity" fetishes, granny porn, overweight porn, she-males, etc.
Basically, my rule is that good-looking men and women having a good time with consensual sex (couples or groups) is good porn, with B&D only being good if there's a sense that both parties want to be there. Everything else is bad.
Basically, my rule is that good-looking men and women having a good time with consensual sex (couples or groups) is good porn, with B&D only being good if there's a sense that both parties want to be there. Everything else is bad.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
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Ha, only amateurs hurt themselves during sex!Darth Wong wrote:And he's a medic in the army now! When you hurt yourself trying Kama Sutra positions he can fix you!innerbrat wrote:YOU'RE BACK! *pounces and hugs*
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yeah right, sound like you've never....um...nevermind lolEleas wrote:Ha, only amateurs hurt themselves during sex!Darth Wong wrote:And he's a medic in the army now! When you hurt yourself trying Kama Sutra positions he can fix you!innerbrat wrote:YOU'RE BACK! *pounces and hugs*
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No kinky stuff? what's the point in porn if you have to go out and buy all the rubberwearBrYaN19kc wrote:Seriously, a little porn is fun - but no kinky stuff!
The old saying comes into it's own here : sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
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RIGHT YOU!Eleas wrote:Ha, only amateurs hurt themselves during sex!Darth Wong wrote:And he's a medic in the army now! When you hurt yourself trying Kama Sutra positions he can fix you!innerbrat wrote:YOU'RE BACK! *pounces and hugs*
Explain yourself right now. What exactly are you implying here?
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...but "while certain zones raise lusty moans, it does no good to bite me!"Rye wrote: The old saying comes into it's own here : sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
Impromptu rhymes can be decidedly odd, don't you think?
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Well, it's complicated. I think you're all a bit too young. *sniffs haughtily*innerbrat wrote:RIGHT YOU!Eleas wrote: Ha, only amateurs hurt themselves during sex!
Explain yourself right now. What exactly are you implying here?
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