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:twisted: The Preceeding title is pun Daemoned :twisted:

While it was snowing & raining here in Yosemite Valley Thursday, I had a family come in completly soaked, the rat faced bastard refused to let us build a fire in the fire place, so I had a whole bevy of soaked, half drowned, shivvering KIDS, in the restuarant. Seein several cases of the sniffiles and early hypothermia before me, I made them all Hot Coco, and since the jerk was watching over my sholder, I did so at my expense...

I got several "God Bless you's" and quite a few "Someone should do something about the management here"

Oh well on to being a force for good....
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Good for you! And good of them to notice your management's inadequacies. May they find unemployment, real soon. :D
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I'm just wondering: Are your management TRYING to live up to this guy?

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Or are they just such dumbasses that it comes natural?
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Im confused, did the manager of your place refuse a fire, or the father of the family? :?
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TrailerParkJawa wrote:Im confused, did the manager of your place refuse a fire, or the father of the family? :?
The manager, since he's a dick.

Colin, more power to ya.
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Dalton wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:Im confused, did the manager of your place refuse a fire, or the father of the family? :?
The manager, since he's a dick.

Colin, more power to ya.

Okay, thats what I thought, but not after the first read. Thanks! What an ass. Why not build a fucking fire. The last couple of storms that blew through here were cold for April. Especially where you are.
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<disgustingly cutesy mode>

*sung to a christmasy tune*

When kids are hurtin'...
The times uncertain...
At the drawing of the curtain...
He is there!

At the toll of the bell
In a waterlogged shell
With a manager from hell...
Don't you fear.

For even while he's hobbling
He makes you feel at home
He's helping every youngling
That ever felt alone.

He's the Yosemite Bear
A sympathetic ear
A cuddly ball of care
To wipe away each tear.

</cutesy>

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I missed you Bjorn...:mrgreen:
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Dalton wrote:I missed you Bjorn...:mrgreen:
*g* Well, you see, my motherboard decided to fry my gfx card... and then easter came up. I've been unable to buy components for just about a week! Meanwhile I'm sitting at my mother's computer with a half-broken keyboard... I'm positively suffering!

:cry:

And I still haven't found it in me to finish the scifi story. Gah.
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Eleas wrote:
Dalton wrote:I missed you Bjorn...:mrgreen:
*g* Well, you see, my motherboard decided to fry my gfx card... and then easter came up. I've been unable to buy components for just about a week! Meanwhile I'm sitting at my mother's computer with a half-broken keyboard... I'm positively suffering!

:cry:

And I still haven't found it in me to finish the scifi story. Gah.
A likely story!

So which SF story is this?
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Dalton wrote:
Eleas wrote:
Dalton wrote:I missed you Bjorn...:mrgreen:
*g* Well, you see, my motherboard decided to fry my gfx card... and then easter came up. I've been unable to buy components for just about a week! Meanwhile I'm sitting at my mother's computer with a half-broken keyboard... I'm positively suffering!

:cry:

And I still haven't found it in me to finish the scifi story. Gah.
A likely story!

So which SF story is this?
The one I gave you the plot for earlier... I started on it, but no one seemed that interested so I put it on a back burner.
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Eleas wrote:
Dalton wrote:A likely story!

So which SF story is this?
The one I gave you the plot for earlier... I started on it, but no one seemed that interested so I put it on a back burner.
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Dalton wrote:
Eleas wrote:
Dalton wrote:A likely story!

So which SF story is this?
The one I gave you the plot for earlier... I started on it, but no one seemed that interested so I put it on a back burner.
</pimping>
Fanfics don't get many responses these days :(
I know. On the other hand, I primarily write for personal gratification. I mean, sure I love feedback, but I don't write for that, I write for me.

By the by, how's Honor Bound coming along?
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Eleas wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Eleas wrote: The one I gave you the plot for earlier... I started on it, but no one seemed that interested so I put it on a back burner.
</pimping>
Fanfics don't get many responses these days :(
I know. On the other hand, I primarily write for personal gratification. I mean, sure I love feedback, but I don't write for that, I write for me.

By the by, how's Honor Bound coming along?
It's, er, not. At the moment. I'm considering a rewrite. There is a LOT I don't like about it.
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Of course I need to work on my puns though, no one caught my Drowned Rats / Drowned Brats...

Of course those little kids were so pathetic looking, shivering wide terror eyed, and cold...
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Of course I need to work on my puns though, no one caught my Drowned Rats / Drowned Brats...

Of course those little kids were so pathetic looking, shivering wide terror eyed, and cold...
Ah..

That 'rat bastard' needs a good case of rectal yeast infection!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Ah..

That 'rat bastard' needs a good case of rectal yeast infection!
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Gah.
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So, are you typing two handed yet, Bear?
How's that coming on?
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Eleas wrote:<disgustingly cutesy mode>

<snip ironic poem>
Pwease don't kill me, Colin.
:lol: :lol: Genius. :lol:
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innerbrat wrote:So, are you typing two handed yet, Bear?
How's that coming on?
Back to using both hands....

but my back is out now...
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:
innerbrat wrote:So, are you typing two handed yet, Bear?
How's that coming on?
Back to using both hands....

but my back is out now...
Not yours as well?

Rob's having back issues. He thinks he might have to stop bartending.
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Yeah... Too much standing on hard floors, bending, and danger of slip/fall occuring...
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3rd Impact wrote:
Eleas wrote:<disgustingly cutesy mode>

<snip ironic poem>
Pwease don't kill me, Colin.
:lol: :lol: Genius. :lol:
Oh, I wasn't being ironic. I think Colin's overworked, underappreciated, and a bit of a saint. Though he needs to go postal soon, release that pent-up stress. :)
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Dalton wrote:It's, er, not. At the moment. I'm considering a rewrite. There is a LOT I don't like about it.
Well, I liked it, but if you think you can make it even better, I'm not gonna complain. :)
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