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Chernobyl worms have sex!

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http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/ ... ation.html

so they've changed their unisexual ways eh....
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:shock: That is the strangest thing i've read all day... :shock:
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For some reason, that sounds strangely erotic! :lol:
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Really amazing. I've never seen anything like this, anywhere: An actual, visible shift from unisexual to sexual. Of course, this falls within Theory Of Evolution perfectly. Score one for Darwin!
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3rd Impact wrote::shock: That is the strangest thing i've read all day... :shock:
While bizarre, it's actually kind of interesting. Think about it. Scientists have now actually observed a movement from unisexual to sexual reproduction, thus removing one of the largest (and stupidest) fundamentalist claims.
BrYaN19kc wrote:For some reason, that sounds strangely erotic!
To quote 3rd Impact, as listed above, "That is the strangest thing I've read all day... :shock: "

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Damn it. Now worms are getting more than me.
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Put that in your pipe and smoke it, fundies! :D

That's so cool, worms evolving from unisexual reproduction. However, it is not erotic.
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Ok, so radiation makes worms horny?

That gives that blackhole episode of Enterprise a bit more credit as far as scientific accuracy goes.. hah! Go figure, trek really DOES predict things. :lol:
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kojikun wrote:Ok, so radiation makes worms horny?

That gives that blackhole episode of Enterprise a bit more credit as far as scientific accuracy goes.. hah! Go figure, trek really DOES predict things. :lol:
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kojikun wrote:Ok, so radiation makes worms horny?

That gives that blackhole episode of Enterprise a bit more credit as far as scientific accuracy goes.. hah! Go figure, trek really DOES predict things. :lol:
This has GOT to be a bad joke... :shock: :roll:
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Isn't that where the radiation near a black hole made some of the crew horny?
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Um, I dunno whether or not this should be moved into SLAM...
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kojikun wrote:Ok, so radiation makes worms horny?

That gives that blackhole episode of Enterprise a bit more credit as far as scientific accuracy goes.. hah! Go figure, trek really DOES predict things. :lol:
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Very interesting. I wonder if anyone has looked at some of the other Soviet nuclear disaster areas like the Mayak complex at Chelyabinsk, the worlds most contaminated location. The worms in those areas have been experiencing higher rad levels for three decades longer.
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I remember having the oddest convo with hemlock a few months ago. it was about frogs growing extra genatilia through a chemical. I said we should put it in a local water supply - imagine the porno movies that could be made.

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Sea Skimmer wrote:Very interesting. I wonder if anyone has looked at some of the other Soviet nuclear disaster areas like the Mayak complex at Chelyabinsk, the worlds most contaminated location. The worms in those areas have been experiencing higher rad levels for three decades longer.
I'd give up on those worms, they're probably 500 metres long and use radioactive fire-breath to toast villagers for food.
Enforcer Talen wrote:I remember having the oddest convo with hemlock a few months ago. it was about frogs growing extra genatilia through a chemical. I said we should put it in a local water supply - imagine the porno movies that could be made.

I may still have that convo.
Good. Then please delete that convo since I doubt it will make a person any saner.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Very interesting. I wonder if anyone has looked at some of the other Soviet nuclear disaster areas like the Mayak complex at Chelyabinsk, the worlds most contaminated location. The worms in those areas have been experiencing higher rad levels for three decades longer.
I'd give up on those worms, they're probably 500 metres long and use radioactive fire-breath to toast villagers for food.
Well, allot of cattle do turn up dead in the area.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Very interesting. I wonder if anyone has looked at some of the other Soviet nuclear disaster areas like the Mayak complex at Chelyabinsk, the worlds most contaminated location. The worms in those areas have been experiencing higher rad levels for three decades longer.
I'd give up on those worms, they're probably 500 metres long and use radioactive fire-breath to toast villagers for food.
Well, allot of cattle do turn up dead in the area.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I could murder a rump steak now...
I just had steak, you non-quote-pruning savage. :P
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XaLEv wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I could murder a rump steak now...
I just had steak, you non-quote-pruning savage. :P
You wouldn't want the steak in question though, the cows are either dieing from radioactive fire breath from Siberian snowworms or from accumulated radiation poisoning combine with cancer
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Very interesting. I wonder if anyone has looked at some of the other Soviet nuclear disaster areas like the Mayak complex at Chelyabinsk, the worlds most contaminated location. The worms in those areas have been experiencing higher rad levels for three decades longer.
I'd give up on those worms, they're probably 500 metres long and use radioactive fire-breath to toast villagers for food.
Enforcer Talen wrote:I remember having the oddest convo with hemlock a few months ago. it was about frogs growing extra genatilia through a chemical. I said we should put it in a local water supply - imagine the porno movies that could be made.

I may still have that convo.
Good. Then please delete that convo since I doubt it will make a person any saner.
he *did* act oddly after I described my mental picture.
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The truly amazing thing is, they are more resiliant to radiation, as what the article is claiming. Imagine that, immunity to radiation.

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Cal Wright wrote:The truly amazing thing is, they are more resiliant to radiation, as what the article is claiming. Imagine that, immunity to radiation.
http://www.spacedaily.com/news/life-03c.html

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It's new to me ASSHOLE!!! LoL! Thanks for that other link. Interesting shit me thinks.

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