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Hey all ('''\(O.o)

My friend (Jedineophyte) has been nagging me constantly to sign up for these forums. I think it has been about a month, so finally I decided to do it. Well then I 'had' to post. So here's my post. Yey! Oh well, I will probably be here alot from now on being that I have no life beyond video games and anime. Well im gonna go play some more Wind Waker, later all.
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Yes... my power grows...

On to business:

*Lasgun poke of ultimate uberness*
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*poke*
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Wecome, new person. I don't poke, leaving that instead for the SpaceBattles crowd. However, I transmitted a request to Grey Six for a welcome memorandum:

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transmission commensing:



Imperial Intelligence Agency
Imperial Detachment N4318T
Coruscant

MEMORANDUM FOR RECORD
Subject: Welcome


Newbie:

Welcome to StarDestroyer.net. You have volunteered service within the Galactic Empire, and your conduct on this board will be IAW standards set forth by the moderators and owner of said board. Breach of those terms will result in your immediate arrest, interrogation, and subsequent execution. Let me take this opportunity to welcome you to Imperial service.

Serve the Empire!



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Welcome, human.
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*Arms RPP-Rocket Propelled Poke-braces over should, triangulates position of n00b and...*

POKE!!!!!!!!

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-It speaks but the translator is shut off-
-The vorlon walks back into the darkness-
You are poked.
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The fact that you're going to play Wind Waker has saved you from my super missile.
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WooHoo!

*POKE*
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lux wrote:Hey all ('''\(O.o)

My friend (Jedineophyte) has been nagging me constantly to sign up for these forums. I think it has been about a month, so finally I decided to do it. Well then I 'had' to post. So here's my post. Yey! Oh well, I will probably be here alot from now on being that I have no life beyond video games and anime. Well im gonna go play some more Wind Waker, later all.

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Halloo, hope you have a thick skin and a sense of humor.
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I agree with Hipper, and


*POKE!!!*(first chance I've had to do that, yay :D )
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*Poke*
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[bites the n00b] Welcome to SD.Net, enjoy your stay.. :twisted:

btw, that is SLIGHTLY different from my normal n00b greeting.. but I is buzzed... :mrgreen:
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CRUSH THE NEWBIE!

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Welcome to SD.Net.......














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hella poking o.o;;
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*Poke*
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OMG I SAW A NOOB AND I POKED HIM AND HE WENT
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*Pokes you with hot smoking dragon muzzle*
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