Samantha or Jeannie?

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-04-19 10:33pm

Okay, here's the deal. You get a choice between Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie or Samantha from Bewitched. Neither are attached to the men on their respective TV shows, and you don't have a wife or girlfriend. Either will become your mate, complete with powers, and you can choose only one. Who will it be?

Jeannie:

Samantha:

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-19 10:35pm

Jeenie

A. She calls me Master
B. She doesn't look like an old hag, and has that wretched mother to curse me.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-04-19 10:37pm

Cal Wright wrote:Jeenie

A. She calls me Master
B. She doesn't look like an old hag, and has that wretched mother to curse me.

Good reasons to me.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-19 10:41pm

Cal Wright wrote:Jeenie

A. She calls me Master
B. She doesn't look like an old hag, and has that wretched mother to curse me.

quite.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-19 10:45pm

Jeannie, since I call my GF that half the time anyways and I won't have to change anything. She's cuter too I say.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-19 10:45pm

Jeannie anyday, her room was a tiny little bottle, which meant no mass redecoration. And there was a new adventure every week.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-19 10:47pm

Hmm. Small room eh. You've got a point. Any which way she turns, whoops, there's my manhood.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-19 10:53pm

Jeannie. I hate the other one.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2003-04-20 12:42am

Jeannie, without a doubt. Far sexier, more powerful (which can be a lifesaver at the right moment), eager to please yet independent minded in other ways, and the blend of innocence and sensuality puts her in the Hot Virgin category. She'd never be boring.

Samantha's nice, but a milksop. Anybody who would let herself be domesticated by a clod like Darrin would be about as interesting as a bag of packing peanuts. The sex is probably boring as well.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-04-20 12:44am

While I find myself more physically attracted to Samantha, and she does seem more bright, she has that mother and indeed that entire family of hers. And on the flip side, one can choose to keep the bottle closed on Jeanie, should she prove to be too much of a pain in the fourh point of contact. Thus my choice...

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-04-20 12:44am

Jeannie by far. One shameful episode of my youth was the brief 2 month crush I had on Barbara Eden.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-20 12:56am

Jeannie...aside from what's been said, prefer the outfit.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-04-20 01:07am

In my bedroom, Jeannie would discover a new definition of perversion.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-20 04:24am

AdmiralKanos wrote:In my bedroom, Jeannie would discover a new definition of perversion.

Have I ever mentioned that you kick ass, Mike?

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-04-20 04:44am

Ghost Rider wrote:Jeannie...aside from what's been said, prefer the outfit.

How long would she get to keep the outfit on for though?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-04-20 05:53am

Jeannie was thick as shit. As least Samantha was intelligent and possessed an once of independance.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-04-20 05:58am

innerbrat wrote:Jeannie was thick as shit. As least Samantha was intelligent and possessed an once of independance.

Pshhh, that's why you're a woman!

Though neither really float my proverbial boat, I guess I'd go with Jeannie. She's hotter than the witch. Intelligence need not apply.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-04-20 06:02am

And who's more powerful? A genie or a witch? And who's got a malicious mother that would make your average evil mother-in-law-from-hell seem rather pleasant, relatively?

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-04-20 06:05am

As far as the mom goes, I'd be like, "It's me or her, babe." And I'd tell her to use her powers to make her mom a mute paraplegic. I'm sure that would work.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-20 06:08am

innerbrat wrote:Jeannie was thick as shit. As least Samantha was intelligent and possessed an once of independance.

Yeah but she dresses boring and her mother's a fucking bitch.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-20 06:09am

Wow, how could anyone honestly vote for Samantha? Jeannie is a hottie, plus she would have to call me, "Master." Oh yeah, I am liking the sound of this...

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-20 06:14am

Superman wrote:Wow, how could anyone honestly vote for Samantha? Jeannie is a hottie, plus she would have to call me, "Master." Oh yeah, I am liking the sound of this...

It's the chicks on the board, must be

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-04-20 06:17am

jeannie. she will have to turn herself into a hot chick if i wish so.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-20 06:18am

Jeannie was full of energy too. I would take her in a second.

Like Vympel said, Samantha's mom is a bitch. As a matter of fact, I can tell you exactly what would happen if I had Samantha. Okay, the mom would stop by. Some wisecracks would be exchanged. The mom gets pissed and puts a spell on me. For the rest of the episode Samantha tries to find her mom so that the spell can be reversed. Oh, the hijinks that ensue...

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-20 06:26am

Superman wrote:Jeannie was full of energy too. I would take her in a second.

Like Vympel said, Samantha's mom is a bitch. As a matter of fact, I can tell you exactly what would happen if I had Samantha. Okay, the mom would stop by. Some wisecracks would be exchanged. The mom gets pissed and puts a spell on me. For the rest of the episode Samantha tries to find her mom so that the spell can be reversed. Oh, the hijinks that ensue...

Just to reinforce that: God Bewitched sucked ass. Like really- the husband was a limpdicked dumbass ("I insist that the housework be done in the usual way!"- WTF?!), the mother in law was a bitch, the guy's boss was an asshole, and she was, as mentioned before, dull.

Compare to I Dream of Jeannie. Firstly, she was damn hot and dressed sexy. Second, the guy was in the airforce and had a funny best friend, also in the air force. His boss was also funny. There were no annoying in-laws making regular appearance. The show was just so much better.

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