BARABBAS LIVES!!!

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-04-19 02:02pm

That's what I wrote on one of the marker boards at work.

It was basically my way of venting because one of my co-workers had taken it upon himself to post a Bible quote and a picture his 6 year old son had drawn about Jesus' Reserection. If it had just been the quote I would have taken it down but because the feelings of a kid were potentially involved I wussed out. I also thought of putting some pictures of zombies and vampires next to the "He is Risen" picture but instead I decided to be my usual smart assed non-confrontive self and wrote "Barabbas Lives" on one of the marker board we have in a different part of the pharmacy. I figured it would be "mocking" but not overly mocking.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-19 02:08pm

Never wuss-out allways let your dark side shine through

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-04-19 02:08pm

Tsyroc wrote:It was basically my way of venting because one of my co-workers had taken it upon himself to post a Bible quote and a picture his 6 year old son had drawn about Jesus' Reserection. If it had just been the quote I would have taken it down but because the feelings of a kid were potentially involved I wussed out. I also thought of putting some pictures of zombies and vampires next to the "He is Risen" picture but instead I decided to be my usual smart assed non-confrontive self and wrote "Barabbas Lives" on one of the marker board we have in a different part of the pharmacy. I figured it would be "mocking" but not overly mocking.

It would have been an accurate thing to say, at least shortly after the crucifiction of Jesus. I'm sure his cohorts said something similar shortly after his release.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-04-19 02:10pm

You should have had something like "Sweet Zombie Jesus" or something.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-19 03:49pm

Rye wrote:You should have had something like "Sweet Zombie Jesus" or something.

Hehehe

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-04-19 06:06pm

You should have written, FEAR THE MIGHT OF CTHULHU AND TREMBLE, just to be mysterious for those who don't read lovecraft.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-19 06:26pm

I would have written "Follow Satan! He was smart enough not to get himself crucified in the first place!"

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-19 07:12pm

Darth Wong wrote:I would have written "Follow Satan! He was smart enough not to get himself crucified in the first place!"

Ah, but that would get you fired for being 'offensive', nevermind the fact that the Jesus picture is offensive to you.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-04-19 08:08pm

The zombies and vampires idea would have kicked ass!

[b-horror movie voice over] Fear him! He is the Zombie Jesus and he has come to suck out your brains![/b-horror movie voice over]

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-04-19 11:04pm

paladin wrote:The zombies and vampires idea would have kicked ass!

[b-horror movie voice over] Fear him! He is the Zombie Jesus and he has come to suck out your brains![/b-horror movie voice over]

What's kind of creepy is that in the process of finding zombie pictures on the web I cam across a bunch of pictures of Rob Zombie. With his makeup on he'd probably be a good and creepy substitute for "Zombie Jesus".

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-04-19 11:08pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:You should have written, FEAR THE MIGHT OF CTHULHU AND TREMBLE, just to be mysterious for those who don't read lovecraft.

I think there might have been one or two people who would have gotten that statement without me having to explain it. Most of my more subtle jokes/digs tend to go way over the heads of the people I work with.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-04-20 12:26am

paladin wrote:The zombies and vampires idea would have kicked ass!

[b-horror movie voice over] Fear him! He is the Zombie Jesus and he has come to suck out your brains![/b-horror movie voice over]

Jesus loves you...r BRAINs!!!!!!!! WITH OLIVE OIL AND POWDERED EGGS!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU NEVER USE POWDERED EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-20 12:43am

Found a book in a catalog called "Christ the Vampire".

The analogy is obvious, after all.....

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-20 06:21am

Got the idea fromJesus Christ Vampire Hunter???

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-20 07:59am

Great idea! Personally, however, I'd do "He wasn't for celibacy, he got nailed!" or "Pilate in 30(I think)!" or draw a chariot from "BEN-HUR". And those are only a few ideas....

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-04-20 10:31am

Darth Gojira wrote:Great idea! Personally, however, I'd do "He wasn't for celibacy, he got nailed!" or "Pilate in 30(I think)!" or draw a chariot from "BEN-HUR". And those are only a few ideas....

Of course he wasn't for celibacy, they don't call mary magdelene Jesus' Bitch for nothing. Well they call her the 13th apostle, but it still stands.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-20 11:21am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote:Great idea! Personally, however, I'd do "He wasn't for celibacy, he got nailed!" or "Pilate in 30(I think)!" or draw a chariot from "BEN-HUR". And those are only a few ideas....
Of course he wasn't for celibacy, they don't call mary magdelene Jesus' Bitch for nothing. Well they call her the 13th apostle, but it still stands.

Tell that to Mr. "Getting it all wrong" Paul

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