Make up your own politically correct term!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-04-20 12:28am

Hand-eye coordination impaired: Clumsy.

johnmarkley · Post by **johnmarkley** » 2003-04-20 01:06am

Buttockally enhanced- big fat ass
Alternately genitaled- hermaphrodite

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-04-20 01:10am

A few from George Carlin (not mine, if anyone has any (legal) objections to this being up, tell me and i'll take care of it):

blow job = holistic massage theraby
cheap hotel = limited service lodging
load-sharking =interim financing
mattress = sleep system
truck stop = travel plaza
wife beating = intermittent explosive disorder
peephole = observation port
body bag = remains pouch
recession = a meaningful downturn in aggregate output
uniform = carer apparel
seat belt = impact management system
nonbeliever = the unchurched
apartment = dwelling unit
committee = task force
salesman =product specialist
sludge = bio-solids
library = learning resources center
jet ski = personal watercraft

All above quotes came from GC's book Brain Droppings. Once again, any legal problems with this being up, someone will take it down.

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-04-20 01:18am

I do not "own a dog". I am in a mutually beneficial quasi-symbiotic platonic relationship with a Canine-American.

My SUV prefers to be called "enhanced-terrain motor transport".

Do not call my 'guns' by so gauche a name. Please. They are "Ballistic projection devices".

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2003-04-20 04:58am

manually guided kinetic impactor = a hammer

household engineer = a housewife

agricultural engineering specialist = a farmer

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-04-20 05:27am

warfare-enabled military-based human biological efficiency maintenance specialist - combat medic

neurologically-challenged driven believer - (insert cause here) zombie

financially-challenged ancillary member of military society - private

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-20 05:31am

Mammary Deficiency - Flat-chested.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-20 06:33am

PeZook wrote:manually guided kinetic impactor = a hammer

So this is how the Star Trek people invent new technobabble...

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2003-04-20 06:43am

existentially challenged - dead.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-20 07:47am

Aesthetically challenged: ugly
Reproductive enhancer: Viagra
Highly regimented religious person in pursuit of monetary goals: door- to door Mormon
Contaminated, vulnerability impaired, height enhanced reptiliod decontructing major metropolitan residenses and systematically engaging in bouts of physical expressions of diassagreement with fully automated replicant of him/herself:
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-04-20 08:00am

Genitally Challenged = Micropenis.
Munificence Impared Maternal Figure = Evil (step-)mother(-in-law).

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-20 08:06am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:"Intelligence challanged". Instead of dumb.

how about invaulnerable to knowledge ?

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-04-20 08:09am

And some more...
Terminal orifice of the alimentary canal constricted = Tight-ass.
Excrement discharge from intestines in anterior cavity = Shit-for-brains.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-20 08:26am

Financially impaired and/or socio-economically humiliated (bankrupt)

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-20 10:46am

Lacking in Testicular Fortatude - The French.

Empowered Woman - Man Hating Lesbo.
Tone Deaf - Pop/Dance music fan

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-20 11:25am

Immune To Nuclear Bombardment Of Tympanic Membrane - anyone who listens to death metal.

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2003-04-20 11:38am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
PeZook wrote:manually guided kinetic impactor = a hammer
So this is how the Star Trek people invent new technobabble...

Yeah, well I get good money, and it isn't too hard to invent meaningless drivel, so why not take the job?

Publius · Post by **Publius** » 2003-04-20 04:47pm

When speaking in the House of Commons, Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill once described a lie as a "terminological inexactitude".

On 28 October 1917, capital punishment was abolished in Russia. Nevertheless, in 1918, newly-appointed Admiral Aleksei Mikhailovich Shchastny was brought to trial for refusal to scuttle the Baltic Fleet; he was sentenced "to be shot within twenty-four hours". Nikolai Vasilyevich Krylenko (shot in 1938) explained: "What are you worrying about? Executions have been abolished. But Shchastny is not being executed; he is being shot".

When the Soviet Union abolished extrajudicial capital punishment in January 1920 (it was reinstated by decree of 28 May of that year), the Cheka -- the Soviet secret police -- cheerfully continued to shoot enemies of the state, on the grounds that it was not capital punishment at all, but rather "the supreme measure of social defence".

The Soviets were of course the masters of the political euphemism. The Chief Administration of Corrective Labour Camps -- the GULag -- was nothing less than an archipelago of concentration camps.

And of course a thief is really simply a non-traditional shopper.

Publius

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-20 06:13pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:warfare-enabled military-based human biological efficiency maintenance specialist - combat medic

neurologically-challenged driven believer - (insert cause here) zombie

financially-challenged ancillary member of military society - private

Where did YOU come from?!?

Fucking-A 'Perpetually Aggrevating'

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-20 09:43pm

Horizontally challenged- thin
Reality impaired- liar
Audially impaired- listens to Britney Spears
Oversensitivity adjusted- PC person

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2003-04-20 11:29pm

Evil: Morally different.
Carnivorous: OOOIIIIVALLLL!!!!!!

Isn't it interesting how there are always exceptions to the rules ...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-04-20 11:38pm

Crazy: oblivious to reality in favor of another.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-21 01:41am

Intolerance to reality: Fundamentalist.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-04-21 02:31am

Perpetual perimeter of comprehension resistance = Wall of Ignorance (TM).

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-04-21 11:55am

Logic Impaired = Fundamentalist

Alternate-Morality Enabled Individual = Televangelest

Compassion Impaired Political Activist = Terrorist

Maniacally Enabled = Osama bin-Laden

Fallacy-Enhanced Individual = DarkStar