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what impressions can you do?

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oh, Ive discovered I can do a perfect dr evil impression
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so now I can perform vader/dr evil skits
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I can sound a little like Bill Clinton or George Bush when I say certain lines. I can also do a generic redneck impersonation.
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I can do Premier Romanov from RA2...."Da Commrade!" Does that count for anything? :?
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I can do a pretty good Earnie Harwell impression. He was a baseball commentator for the Detroit Tigers until he retired a year ago, for those of you not in the know.
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Cecil the Turtle from old Bugs Bunny cartoons. Only impression I can do.
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I can sound like almost anyone. Leonard Nimoy, Christopher Walken, the entire male cast of The Simpsons, Henry Kissinger....
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Post by Brother-Captain Gaius »

I can do most major world accents, as well as those of various dialects. e.g., Russian, British (lots of different types), Middle Eastern, Hispanic (Cheech style), Stereotypical Slightly-Overweight Cigar-Smoking Army General, Stoner/Hippie, etc.

As for personalities, I can theoretically do Bush, Cheney, Lieberman, Schwarzeneggar etc. My friend has also commented on my ability to do a perfect Billy Dee Williams impersonation. I can't do Clinton though.
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I do a pretty good Rainier Wolfcastle/Mcbain/Ahnold
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I can do a decent Jimmy Stewart.
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I can do Yoda's voice pretty well. Can also imitate the voice of the abominibal snowman in the Buggs Bunny cartoon -- "I will hug him and squeeze him and call him 'Fred'" Also imitate a police siren very well -- scared the heck out of a girl with whom I was riding -- she blew a stop sign, I let out a siren noise, and she whipped her head around to look for the cop -- then hit me when she discovered the lack of said cop...
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Post by Brother-Captain Gaius »

Ah yes, that reminds me, I can do an air raid siren, to the extreme annoyance of everyone within half a mile :mrgreen:
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My best impression is Darth Vader reciting the "Pledge of Allegiance" and "The Lord's Prayer", and Krusty the Clown.
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C. Montgomery Burns.
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I have a very deep voice so I can do James Eal Jones & some otheres no problem...
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I can do a very good Marvin the Martian.
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My bill cosby impression is the best
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I can do a lot of Irish stuff you gius wouldn't know. My best impressions are Ian Paisley Leader of the DUP, Gerry Adams Leader and C&C of the IRA, and Uncle Andy from Give my Head Peace a irish program that takes the piss outta our politicians.
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For some reason my Yoda & my Smaegol/Gollum sound indentical...

mayhap some connection...

Yoda: Mine.
R2: Wistles
Luke: R2 let him have it
Gullum *snatches glow rod*: Precious, not precious, (Coveotusly Precious?
Luke: Now where did R2 go too....
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I can impersonate Generic Old Women (TM), rednecks, that weirdo from "Judge Dredd", most Simpsons characters, drunk Norwegians - and to some extent, Zadok Allen. (yes, I know he's a character from a written short story. But H.P. Lovecraft was nice to write Zadok's dialogue in that way he pronounced everything)

If I try hardly, I can also do a worse-than-adequate impersonation of Art Spiegelman.
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I can do a Californian accent, and some Middle Eastern ones...
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Post by Nathan F »

I can do a German accent almost flawlessly. Somehow my southern enhances it... odd...

I know a guy who can sound australian in normal conversation, without even trying. Quite freaky, actually, as it is truly flawless.
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