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Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-20 01:44pm

easter is major christian holiday. fam invited friend over, and now they want a debate on where I stand. I havent really told them cuz then they try to bring me back to the fold. woke up with a bible on my bed, for example.

gah.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-20 01:57pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:easter is major christian holiday. fam invited friend over, and now they want a debate on where I stand. I havent really told them cuz then they try to bring me back to the fold. woke up with a bible on my bed, for example.

gah.

They want to play Godfather, play back. A rabbit head in their bed.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-20 02:21pm

Watches as Bun-Bun pulls out knife and Glock
"Back away from the eggs, and don't even think about it."

other mental image,

Person wakes up, hand covered in sticky chocklate looks in horror, *Puddle of melted chocklate where Choco bunny head was left on electric blanket overnight....*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-20 02:22pm

WTF?!?

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-04-20 02:52pm

Talen, just say "as if god exists, oh please" then laugh at them whenever they say anything remotely god related.

Then, when they think you're just ignorant, bring out the big guns of intellectual debate, the shock value alone will win you the day.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-20 03:06pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:easter is major christian holiday. fam invited friend over, and now they want a debate on where I stand. I havent really told them cuz then they try to bring me back to the fold. woke up with a bible on my bed, for example.

gah.

Oh, fuck! That's bad!!!

Tell them your views and shut them up for good on the matter. Course that might be like fixing a papercut with six gallons of burning Gasoline...

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-04-20 03:18pm

Just because Matt and I had Easter Dinner out today doesn't imply any type of special belief. Lamb was the special - so we saved money!

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-04-20 03:26pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:easter is major christian holiday. fam invited friend over, and now they want a debate on where I stand. I havent really told them cuz then they try to bring me back to the fold. woke up with a bible on my bed, for example.

gah.

Well, that sucks pretty badly. Though I can think of something to do when they put a Bible on your bed.

When one wakes up with a Bible on their bed, the first thing they should do, after finding out who did it, is to put on as cheerful a smile as possible and say:

"Thanks! You don't know how helpful that was. Now you've given me a handy book of quotes that can be used to prove just why Christianity is such a bad idea."

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-20 03:27pm

Yes, tell them where you stand and also to keep their bullshit to themselves. Use offensive platitudes like, "if you want to talk to your invisible friend, that is fine but keep it to yourselves."

And yes, Easter is so Christian. Rabbits, coloring eggs... what could be more Christian than that?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-20 03:44pm

did I mention this fellow is a vegetarian vegan? easter lunch was. . .bleh.

oh, and I debate my sis regularly, but she has gotten to the point of running away when I bring it up. singing 'lalalala I cant hear you' is an option during that.

and, I dont want to debate my mom on the topic. not that I would lose, but then she would feel all bad about my soul and pray for me and stuff. and always try to talk about it. she knows I was a christian maltheist, but doesnt know Ive quit it entirely. I prefer to leave it alone.

fortunately, I changed the topic soon enough, and its better. bleh my sis for bringing up religion in the first place. she doesnt want to debate it alone, and I dont want to debate with mom. what my sis do? bring it up in front of guest *and* mom.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-20 03:46pm

Talen, he is a fundamentalist Christian-vegan? God, I am sure that these are symptoms of an underlying mental disorder.

Is he also into "alternative medicine?"

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-20 03:48pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:did I mention this fellow is a vegetarian vegan? easter lunch was. . .bleh.

oh, and I debate my sis regularly, but she has gotten to the point of running away when I bring it up. singing 'lalalala I cant hear you' is an option during that.

and, I dont want to debate my mom on the topic. not that I would lose, but then she would feel all bad about my soul and pray for me and stuff. and always try to talk about it. she knows I was a christian maltheist, but doesnt know Ive quit it entirely. I prefer to leave it alone.

fortunately, I changed the topic soon enough, and its better. bleh my sis for bringing up religion in the first place. she doesnt want to debate it alone, and I dont want to debate with mom. what my sis do? bring it up in front of guest *and* mom.

The veggie vegan (warning: redundancy detected!) I'm not too bad about, but your sister is a Grade A Coward! No offense to you, my sis is just like that minus the religious angle...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-20 03:48pm

Superman wrote:Talen, he is a fundamentalist Christian-vegan? God, I am sure that these are symptoms of an underlying mental disorder.

Is he also into "alternative medicine?"

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!??

That's total whack.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-20 03:54pm

That's not whack; it's probably true. Every fundie-vegan that I have ever encountered is a nut job. These are the people that get arrested because they refuse to let their children receive vaccinations.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-04-20 03:59pm

Superman wrote:That's not whack; it's probably true. Every fundie-vegan that I have ever encountered is a nut job. These are the people that get arrested because they refuse to let their children receive vaccinations.

Chomp - I couldn't agree - Chomp - more - Chomp. (Chomps on Lamb chop, brought home in doggie bag, while typing.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-20 04:01pm

Superman wrote:Talen, he is a fundamentalist Christian-vegan? God, I am sure that these are symptoms of an underlying mental disorder.

Is he also into "alternative medicine?"

him: not really. I take some herbs and stuff, but if I had a heart attack, Id go to the hosptial. some people take it too far.

see? hes not totally insane.

oh, and mom and him want me to clarify they arent dating. Im betting 3:1, within 5 yrs, their married.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-20 04:03pm

BrYaN19kc wrote:
Superman wrote:That's not whack; it's probably true. Every fundie-vegan that I have ever encountered is a nut job. These are the people that get arrested because they refuse to let their children receive vaccinations.
Chomp - I couldn't agree - Chomp - more - Chomp. (Chomps on Lamb chop, brought home in doggie, bag while typing.

he brings up thinks in convo like, you know when you die you have an average of 3lbs of decaying animal flesh in your body, right?

so I went on a rant about drinking mangled grapes that were ripped off their vine.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-04-20 04:06pm

I stay away from meat for the most part because of the fat and I have this thing about my weight. Believe me, a nice bloody rare steak is the best thing in the world.

Although I resist eating meat, that doesn't mean it's totally striken from my diet. I have seen a few people who are not only vegitarian, but will jump you if you sit there and eat meet... EKK...

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-20 08:05pm

Herbs? Bah, useless and sometimes dangerous. Ephedrine anyone?

Ah, but herbs are natural, you say? Well, so is bird poop. Maybe if you eat that it will clean the "toxins" out of your system.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-20 08:08pm

Three pounds of animal flesh in your system? Where? I assist a forensic pathologist in my job, and during autopsies I have never pulled any decaying animal flesh out of anyone. As if nature wouldn't have taken this into account and corrected it long ago. Where do these vegans come up with this nonsense?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-20 08:37pm

I have no idea.

oh, and he's a trekkie. I asked for reasons, and here's what he came up with.

"Star Trek is better."
"I dont have a reason."
"Its just an opinion about a fictional show."

o_O

so he read a chapters worth of bible verses to me after lunch, and then I asked if he knew who cthulhu was. when he said no, I brought out my collection. rp books, two collections of short stories, the usual.

his comment? "looks evil."

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-20 08:46pm

Typical. Just show him some of the evil shit that Yahweh did in the Old Testament.

I think you might be on to something though; everytime he reads his stupid Biblical crap to you, just read your Lovecraft stuff to him. Maybe he will get the point.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-20 08:52pm

ach, but he was reading from the new testament!

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-04-20 08:54pm

If someone shoves a Bible at you, tell them "That's what scared me off Christianity in the first place!"

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-20 08:55pm

I wonder why this guy is the way he is. My bet is that he went through a particulary harsh trama when he was younger, and this is the mechanism that he adopted to "control his reality," so to speak. There are always ex felons and recovering alcoholics too.

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