welcome the cool new newbie

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-04-20 04:20pm

Welcome, Sir Red...

*Poke*

Welcome to SD.Net, I hope you enjoy your stay! If you need anything at all, please don't hesitate to ask...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-20 04:23pm

Sir Red wrote:Yo, Talen! Ya spend years at a board and laughing at newbies, then the minute ya jump ta another board, ya get fried by B-52s looking for noob meatloaf.

..... I feel so unloved. >_>
*debates poking the hell outta the pokers*

I'm afraid that's not allowed, now feel the wrath you must endure for even thinking it

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-20 04:58pm

Because i have no photoshopping skillz and can't be arsed thinking up something witty here is a bog standard poke:

*POKE*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-20 05:00pm

Well Red, this is either a lucky day for you or a very bad day, because I don't poke...

And guess what, it's a bad day for you because I..

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-20 05:01pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Sir Red wrote:Yo, Talen! Ya spend years at a board and laughing at newbies, then the minute ya jump ta another board, ya get fried by B-52s looking for noob meatloaf.

..... I feel so unloved. >_>
*debates poking the hell outta the pokers*
Ignore the infedels in their B-52s! Join the Gnomish Legions or be destroyed!

PH34R DA GNOMAGE!

No, do not fall to the evilness of the Gnomes, come, join the Mage side..and know TRUE power.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-04-20 05:07pm

Sir Red wrote:... ¿meep?

I don't poke. But I did transmit a request to the mighty and feared Grey Six, informing him of your enlistment in the service of His Majesty, the Emperor (May he live forever):

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transmission commensing:

Imperial Intelligence Agency
Imperial Detachment N4318T
Coruscant

MEMORANDUM FOR RECORD
Subject: Welcome

Newbie:

Welcome to StarDestroyer.net. You have volunteered service within the Galactic Empire, and your conduct on this board will be IAW standards set forth by the moderators and owner of said board. Breach of those terms will result in your immediate arrest, interrogation, and subsequent execution. Let me take this opportunity to welcome you to Imperial service.

Serve the Empire!

GREY SIX
SM, IIA
Commanding

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-20 05:08pm

*Deactivates his Somebody Elses Problem Field*

POUNDER POKE

*Re-activates his SEP field before the hapless n00b knows whats going on*

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-04-20 05:32pm

eh, too bad HTML isn't allowed, due to the possibility of crashing some people's browsers with inline JS, nuking their with M$ VB, or fucking formatting up with absolute positioned divs using CSS. Some dhtml poking effect would be cool, (I hate animated gifs). Anyways,

NUCLEAR POKE!!!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-04-20 05:36pm

Please let him be a fundy who posts "scientific" creationism arguments...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-04-20 06:52pm

Now now Exon. There's no need to antagonize the n00b at this point in time.

And before I forget...

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-04-20 07:33pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
No, do not fall to the evilness of the Gnomes, come, join the Mage side..and know TRUE power.

Bah! All other sides are inferior to the clearly superior head-sized-inquisitive-citrus-fruit side! We have citric acid and ask questions!

PH34R

So asketh the orange unto the n00b, "why must it all end in bloodshed?"

And god replied unto the orange "It is the way of things."

i even did the lettering in orange...wow.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-20 08:40pm

o.o;;;

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-20 08:44pm

Oh joy oh bliss oh rapture! Another newbie to seduce!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-20 08:48pm

hes married =p

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-20 10:11pm

Really? Didn't know that.

-pokes Angie-

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-20 10:15pm

*shapes post count into a sledgehammer and smashes the n00b with it*

Welcome.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-20 10:23pm

Thatsa big hammer o.o;;

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-20 11:04pm

IG-88E wrote:*shapes post count into a sledgehammer and smashes the n00b with it*

Welcome.

That's harsh Iggy...real harsh

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-20 11:08pm

Ahh, fresh meat.

Poke

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-04-20 11:09pm

Hey, he's a mage and an assassin droid...harsh comes with the package. Right, Iggy?

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-04-20 11:25pm

Umm.. Welcome, well you've been poked enough so I won't.

Awww.. Can't stop... *Poke*

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-20 11:27pm

After all this poking, hazing, smashing...

Sir Red,

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-20 11:31pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Really? Didn't know that.

-pokes Angie-

Ill send the pic. she interrupts his convos at the *oddest* times. . .

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-04-20 11:32pm

And verily did a newbie cometh to SD.net, and lo, he went:

Sir Red wrote:... ¿meep?

And, he was the center of attention. For, from far and wide, did the countryfolk come and lo, they did glanceth curiously at the newbie, who timidly went:

Sir Red wrote:... ¿meep?

But, yea, the newbie did not realize that he was in grave danger, for the denizens of SD.net verily produced knives and pitchforks and swords, and daggers, and magical wands and tanks and thermonuclear weapons and Star Destroyers and aardvarks and armadilloes and . . . . and verily, the newbie was made to fear, for he uttered a fearful:

Sir Red wrote:... ¿meep?

And then there was a great noise. Verily did the denizens of SD.net charge forward, and yea they didst verily practice the arcane art of the

POKE!

To which, the newbie did utter a quite terrified:

Sir Red wrote:... ¿meep?

Welcome to SD.net.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-20 11:34pm

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

welcome the cool new newbie

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