Bad joke timing

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-20 04:02pm

I was at a friend's house last night playing in a game of poker when he decided to let his pet parakeet out of its cage. While it was out, someone noticed that the front door was open, so my friend got up and kicked the door to close it shut. As he was kicking it, the bird made a mad dash for the door. The door slammed shut, but not before the bird got caught in it. A headless parakeet body fell to the ground.

As all of us gathered around the murdered bird in awe, I busted out with "we got no food, we got no jobs, our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" It was ackward, the other people wanted to laugh, but kept it in.

Anyway, brownie points to anyone that can identify the source of that quote.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-20 04:03pm

Dumb and Dumber, by Jim Carrey specifically.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-20 04:04pm

Wow, that was quick.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-04-20 04:17pm

Well, it was pretty easy. In fact, I would declare anyone unable to identify that quote a heretic.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-20 05:46pm

xD .... someone couldn't slowly close the door?! ... You had to decapicate the byrd?! Seriously this is horibble ... a momment of silence ................................................................................................................................. hehe ... dumb and dummer

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-20 06:20pm

I've seen Dumb and Dumber all the way through once. I vaguely remember that line. Usually I miss the beginning, and I know it's from that.

Besides, if the door didn't close in time, the damn bird would have bolted away. Sucks for that thing.

brothersinarm · Post by **brothersinarm** » 2003-04-20 06:24pm

well getting away is ALOT better then being dead anyday.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-20 06:25pm

Not for the pet owner...

Man, I am going to shoot your dancing sow.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-20 06:25pm

Here`s the worste bad joke on this subject :The bird lost weight.

brothersinarm · Post by **brothersinarm** » 2003-04-20 06:26pm

You can't...It would appear that my 4 legged Bovine joined PETA...lol

Is there a reason that you want to shoot him?

brothersinarm · Post by **brothersinarm** » 2003-04-20 06:29pm

Not for the pet owner...

Well either way he loses his pet. So if you're going to choose one of the scenerio might as well choose the one where the bird gets away and lives.

Darth Phoenix · Post by **Darth Phoenix** » 2003-04-20 07:05pm

Montcalm wrote:Here`s the worste bad joke on this subject :The bird lost weight.

ouch...

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-20 07:11pm

PETA? psshhh. Just more targets, who jump in the way.

Let the little fowl escape my clutches! Blasphemy! Live under my rule, or not at all!!!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-20 08:29pm

Superman wrote:I was at a friend's house last night playing in a game of poker when he decided to let his pet parakeet out of its cage. While it was out, someone noticed that the front door was open, so my friend got up and kicked the door to close it shut. As he was kicking it, the bird made a mad dash for the door. The door slammed shut, but not before the bird got caught in it. A headless parakeet body fell to the ground.

As all of us gathered around the murdered bird in awe, I busted out with "we got no food, we got no jobs, our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" It was ackward, the other people wanted to laugh, but kept it in.

Anyway, brownie points to anyone that can identify the source of that quote.

lmao, I'd laugh.

or, I think I would.
thats just so tragic its funny.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-04-20 08:33pm

If i was there i would have burst out with laughter! Thats a clever quote!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-20 11:27pm

Superman you're just full of bizarre stories arent you?

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-20 11:33pm

Did ya throw a steak at the dead bird?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-20 11:39pm

Next of Kin wrote:Did ya throw a steak at the dead bird?

Ouch.

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