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2000AD wrote:
Publius wrote:Come now, no-one has thought to mention the dearly departed DarkStar? His posts were intellectually quite rewarding, in the sense that one could read them and come away secure in the knowledge that as bad as one's life may be, there is tangible evidence that it could be worse.
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Ah, the point is conceded.

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If we're gonna be animals i want to be the Official SD.Net Declawed Gerbil. :lol:
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Why not a clawed Gerbil?
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I'll be "Vorpal Bunny", then
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You rodents are mere prey to owls!

. . . I didn't know gerbils had claws.
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Can I be a tentacle monster, then? :D
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2000AD wrote:Why not a clawed Gerbil?
It's a gay thing. I wan making a tasteless joke. Some gay guys are know to insert de-clawed gerbils up their asses. I saw a joke on it on Steakandcheese.com once. In it the gerbil refused to come out of the ass. So the gay guys parter lit a match to encourage the wee creature out. The match lit a pocket of gas in the other guys rectum causing a pocket of gas further up the ass causing the said de-clawed gerbil to come hurteling out of the ass and breaking the guys nose and killing the gerbil. It was very funny to listen to.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Can I be a tentacle monster, then? :D
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Or a hamster like in Mallrats. LoL

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Darth Pounder wrote:If we're gonna be animals i want to be the Official SD.Net Declawed Gerbil. :lol:
You want to be Lemmiwinks?

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Darth Pounder wrote: It's a gay thing. I wan making a tasteless joke. Some gay guys are know to insert de-clawed gerbils up their asses. I saw a joke on it on Steakandcheese.com once. In it the gerbil refused to come out of the ass. So the gay guys parter lit a match to encourage the wee creature out. The match lit a pocket of gas in the other guys rectum causing a pocket of gas further up the ass causing the said de-clawed gerbil to come hurteling out of the ass and breaking the guys nose and killing the gerbil. It was very funny to listen to.
:? ooooooookaaaaaaay then. Why the flying fuck would you want to stick a gerbil up your arse???????
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Maybe it makes you dance better?








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Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
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Whoa, this thread is WAY off course....
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