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Birthday? Yesterday, as being Easter and with the usual sarcasm a random Churchgoer from a large city starts to talk to me. Me being out of town and I ask him how was his easter day.
Fundie: "Why great son and yours?"
Me: "Easter sucks ass I have better things to do."
Fundie: "What? Such as heaten?"
Me: "Fuck Easter.
I'm off celebrating Hitltr birthday. He was the greatest Nazi Reichsfurher ever."
Fundie: *Appaled and storms off, mouth gaping*

(You get a cookie if you figure by what I mean he was the greatest Reichsfurher ever :wink: )
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um, yeah, he was the only reichsfuerer.
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And Lenin Day/Earth Day is tomorrow.
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Yeah, my mistake I just found that out. You get a cookie for finding the error.
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Durran Korr wrote:And Lenin Day/Earth Day is tomorrow.
no shit? hmmm coincidence? i think not!!

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May Day and World Communism Day the same day a mere coincendence? I think not...
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Captain Lennox wrote:Yeah, my mistake I just found that out. You get a cookie for finding the error.
From Shep, no less
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MKSheppard wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:Yeah, my mistake I just found that out. You get a cookie for finding the error.
From Shep, no less
tsk! and you call yourself a panzer leader! ha! :P
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Col. Crackpot wrote: tsk! and you call yourself a panzer leader! ha! :P
Actually...

MKSheppard: only Himmler was RF
Captain Lennox: Awww, fuck.
MKSheppard: Hitler was Fuehrer man
Captain Lennox: No shite.
Captain Lennox: I thought he was Riechsfurher
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Captain Lennox wrote:Birthday? Yesterday, as being Easter and with the usual sarcasm a random Churchgoer from a large city starts to talk to me. Me being out of town and I ask him how was his easter day.
Fundie: "Why great son and yours?"
Me: "Easter sucks ass I have better things to do."
Fundie: "What? Such as heaten?"
Me: "Fuck Easter.
I'm off celebrating Hitltr birthday. He was the greatest Nazi Reichsfurher ever."
Fundie: *Appaled and storms off, mouth gaping*

(You get a cookie if you figure by what I mean he was the greatest Reichsfurher ever :wink: )
So you struck up a conversation deliberately for the purpose of offending somebody. You're a raging fucknut, you know that? Not because you're offending my religious sensibilities, but because you went out of your way to offend somebody who was making a friendly inquiry.
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I got to go to Germany someday and dump a stinky log on his grave. :wink:
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Montcalm wrote:I got to go to Germany someday and dump a stinky log on his grave. :wink:
hmmm, for someone who hates the shit posts, you speak of shit quite freely! :P

besides, it's more fun to piss on hitler's grave. you can dance whiule you piss, you cannot dance and shit....it's just too damn messy.
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Ya'll realize Hitler has no real grave, don't you? Body was never found.
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Durran Korr wrote:Ya'll realize Hitler has no real grave, don't you? Body was never found.
Does it mean the Simpsons producers got it right and he fled to Argentina :? :wink:

Edit:Forget this comment SD.net history professor Shep solved the mistery :mrgreen:
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Durran Korr wrote:Ya'll realize Hitler has no real grave, don't you? Body was never found.
Actually, the russians did find his body, and buried it
in a secret KGB dacha outside Moscow. Only in the 1970s,
they dug it up and ground it up and got rid of it. Only part
of Adolf that exists are a few skull fragments in a Moscow
Museum :D
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Montcalm wrote:I got to go to Germany someday and dump a stinky log on his grave. :wink:
hmmm, for someone who hates the shit posts, you speak of shit quite freely! :P

besides, it's more fun to piss on hitler's grave. you can dance whiule you piss, you cannot dance and shit....it's just too damn messy.
First there is a difference between talking about shit and showing shit on the net.
and you`re right pissing is better. :lol:
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Anyone who'd actually celebrate the birthday of that waste of human DNA deserves to have the shit kicked out of them repeatedly.
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MKSheppard wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Ya'll realize Hitler has no real grave, don't you? Body was never found.
Actually, the russians did find his body, and buried it
in a secret KGB dacha outside Moscow. Only in the 1970s,
they dug it up and ground it up and got rid of it. Only part
of Adolf that exists are a few skull fragments in a Moscow
Museum :D
Ah, thanks for correcting me. Here's a pic I found from the BBC:

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Anyone celebrating that fucktards birth should not be caught alone with me.
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Well...

"Reichfuhrer" literally means "Imperial Leader". Himmler was "Reichfuhrer-SS" and Goering was the only "Reichsmarschall".

And Hitler was the first Fuhrer. Admiral Karl Donitz was the second Fuhrer, appointed by Hitler, and ruled Germany for less than a month, just long enough to surrender.

And it is somewhat twisted and evil to celebrate Hitler's brithday; I would gleefully invite you to come to Jerusalem to try that. There are some serious white supremacist groups that do celebrate Hitler's birthday, at least in the US, with parades, rallies, etc. Including a looney enclave known as "Elohim City" in Oklahoma. Quite bad.

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I've heard of Elohim City. Google Results Hmm who wants to nuke it?
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Hitler can bite me. Einstien killed his stinkin' ass.


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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Hitler can bite me. Einstien killed his stinkin' ass.


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