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Now this should be interesting. :D

*turns into his true form, a towering, dark energy warrior*

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*subsequently activates a skintight forcefield*

Are you...ready?
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Ah, and I almost forgot.

*forms a dark energy 1.5m. staff with blades sticking at the ends*

(BTW, Sorry I had to use Blokk, but he's the closest looking to my character. =o )
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*considers this for a little while*

*collapses the space around Sektor into a demiplane, casting it off from material reality*

*goes back to searching for the world of infinite boobies*
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*Activates selective reality field, disabling all of Sektors abilities, then shoots him 50 times with an M249 SAW*
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Sea Skimmer wrote:*Activates selective reality field, disabling all of Sektors abilities, then shoots him 50 times with an M249 SAW*
Trans-planar sniping! Excellent. You will serve the New Logic Order well.
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SirNitram wrote:*considers this for a little while*

*collapses the space around Sektor into a demiplane, casting it off from material reality*

*goes back to searching for the world of infinite boobies*
Sea Skimmer wrote:*Activates selective reality field, disabling all of Sektors abilities, then shoots him 50 times with an M249 SAW*
Sektor restructures himself back to the original being from the demiplane and has his forcefield block all of the bullets. His abilities instantly regenerate as his dark energy body absorbs the field inside, causing his abilities to actually double in power!

NICE TRY, Fool. Now it's MY turn.

Sektor moves at a blurring speed toward Skimmer, slices the M249 SAW in half with the blade, and drives the staff full-way through Skimmer's heart.

Sektor also drives his blade into Nitram's eye, causing Nitram to lose sight, no longer have any hope of seeing any form of boobies.
:D

More, please. I am HUNGRY.
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Sektor31 wrote:
Sektor restructures himself back to the original being from the demiplane and has his forcefield block all of the bullets. His abilities instantly regenerate as his dark energy body absorbs the field inside, causing his abilities to actually double in power!

NICE TRY, Fool. Now it's MY turn.

Sektor moves at a blurring speed toward Skimmer, slices the M249 SAW in half with the blade, and drives the staff full-way through Skimmer's heart.

Sektor also drives his blade into Nitram's eye, causing Nitram to lose sight, no longer have any hope of seeing any form of boobies.
:D

More, please. I am HUNGRY.
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"Well your lucky he was a moron" replied the friend. "That could have been tricky."
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Wow, that was brief.
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Iceberg wrote:Wow, that was brief.
Expecting anything to last long against the whole board is kinda foolish. Especially when you rely on single-reality equipment.

So, Skimmer, you want to go hunt with some demons I know?
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SirNitram wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Wow, that was brief.
Expecting anything to last long against the whole board is kinda foolish. Especially when you rely on single-reality equipment.

So, Skimmer, you want to go hunt with some demons I know?
Sure, the easy of this victories left me craving for an actual challenge
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Sektor31 wrote:
Sektor restructures himself back to the original being from the demiplane and has his forcefield block all of the bullets. His abilities instantly regenerate as his dark energy body absorbs the field inside, causing his abilities to actually double in power!

NICE TRY, Fool. Now it's MY turn.

Sektor moves at a blurring speed toward Skimmer, slices the M249 SAW in half with the blade, and drives the staff full-way through Skimmer's heart.

Sektor also drives his blade into Nitram's eye, causing Nitram to lose sight, no longer have any hope of seeing any form of boobies.
:D

More, please. I am HUNGRY.
"Or so might have happened, had the fool not forgotten about my selective reality field disabling his special abilities," remarked Sea Skimmer to friend in the bar.
"Well your lucky he was a moron" replied the friend. "That could have been tricky."
But Sea Skimmer forgot to read that Sektor ABSORBED the field, therefore re-enabling his abilities.
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*flies along in his blue and yellow Space Camaro at a high cruising speed. Suddenly, a siren starts to blare...*

E. Sn0: Angel, Report!

Blue Angel's Computer: <<DANGER!! DEUS EX MACHINA DETECTED! CODE RAGNAROK!>>

E. Sn0: Roger that, Angel. Shields Up, Weapons Hot, Evasive Maneuvers! Engage the Hyperdrive!!

Blue Angel's Computer:<<ACKNOWLEDGED. SHIELDS ACTIVATED, WEAPONS CHARGED, COMMENCING EVASIVE MANEUVERS. HYPERDRIVE JUMP IN TEN SECONDS.>>

*The Space Camaro starts jinking furiously to avoid any possible target locks or weapons fire*

E. Sn0: Angel, launch a monitor probe, I wanna keep an eye on this from a safe distance...

Blue Angel's Computer:<<PROBE LAUNCHED. HYPERDRIVE JUMP IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, JUMP!.>>

*The Blue Angel exits the TGOD in a flash of Croneau radiation...*
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Sektor31 wrote:But Sea Skimmer forgot to read that Sektor ABSORBED the field, therefore re-enabling his abilities.
Sanchez stomps onto the field and looks at Sektor31. Within his super-powerful contact suit, he is virtually impossible to kill. He uses his control of the force to compress Sektor31 into a cube with a volume of one centimeter cubed.
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*drops black hole through sektor*
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Beowulf wrote:*drops black hole through sektor*
Ooh, nice.

If the shrinking didn't kill him, that certainly will.
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Sektor31 wrote:But Sea Skimmer forgot to read that Sektor ABSORBED the field, therefore re-enabling his abilities.
Sanchez stomps onto the field and looks at Sektor31. Within his super-powerful contact suit, he is virtually impossible to kill. He uses his control of the force to compress Sektor31 into a cube with a volume of one centimeter cubed.
Beowulf wrote:*drops black hole through sektor*
*reforms himself out of his cube shape the same way he reformed out of the demiplane and telekinetically fires the black hole at Sanchez and Beowulf, causing them to get sucked in*
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Sektor31 wrote:*reforms himself out of his cube shape the same way he reformed out of the demiplane and telekinetically fires the black hole at Sanchez and Beowulf, causing them to get sucked in*
Pablo's suit compensated for the immense gravitational pull with an anti-gravity device--Sektor had no such device. Simply being near enough to the black hole to register its presence ensured his demise--Sanchez walked away, calmly.
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*Drops sektor into black hole* let's try it the other way around, shall we?
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Beowulf wrote:*Drops sektor into black hole* let's try it the other way around, shall we?
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*The Thug-Class Anti-Culture Star DestroyerGnomania's Prideexits hyperspace, locked onto Sektor*

Eh? The entire board? Simpleton....

*fires a barrage of Reality/Unreality missles at Sektor, penetrating any defense, and blasting his particles into nothingness*

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It would appear Sektor forgot that some foes transcend even firepower, as alternate means of disposal present themselves..
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Sektor31 wrote:Are you...ready?
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*sends Sektor31 to an uninhabited demiplane of my of my own creation from which there is no escape, then destroys the entire plane*
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:*sends Sektor31 to an uninhabited demiplane of my of my own creation from which there is no escape, then destroys the entire plane*
I always forget that vital step. Thank you for reminding me.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:*sends Sektor31 to an uninhabited demiplane of my of my own creation from which there is no escape, then destroys the entire plane*
*Detonates 500 megaton nuclear bomb in plain 1 second before its destruction for good measure*
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