For the upteenth time: Gay Gerbil Story = Urban Legend

Baron Scarpia · Post by **Baron Scarpia** » 2003-04-21 04:30pm

In the closed "Who is your favorite poster" thread, someone once again brought up the now legendary story of the two gay men playing with a gerbil that subsequently gets stuck up one's keester.

It may be amusing, in its own homophobic little way, but people: it's not true. It's a fabrication:

http://www.snopes.com/sex/bestial/bestial.htm#gerbil

So now that's that.

Thank you.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-04-21 04:37pm

I had some lesbian gerbils once....

But we found out they weren't gay when one of them got pregnant.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-21 04:41pm

My dog got neutered and turned gay. It didn't help that he was a Daschund and the other dog was a Poodle.

It was just like the South Park episode.

[Personality Hijack=Carman]MY DOG'S A HOMO! MY DOG'S A HOMO!!![/Personality Hijack]

Well, he was 'my' dog until he got lost in the woods when my dad's girlfriend took him to Mississippi (that's a lotta 's's and 'i's LOL)...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-21 04:42pm

innerbrat wrote:I had some lesbian gerbils once....

But we found out they weren't gay when one of them got pregnant.

Maybe bisexual?

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-04-21 04:43pm

I think our angelfish are all gay as well. HMMMM, not the little angels they appear to be!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-04-21 04:47pm

neoolong wrote:
innerbrat wrote:I had some lesbian gerbils once....

But we found out they weren't gay when one of them got pregnant.
Maybe bisexual?

Nah, it turned out only one of them was female.

The only pets my family have ever had that didn't have babies were: the spider, the rabbit (only 1 of each) and the rats (both had penises)

That includes: gerbils; snakes; axolotls; and giant African land snails

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-21 04:51pm

I know that, somewhere, someone, has tried it with a gerbil.

the world has seen far kinkier.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-21 04:55pm

I just feel pity for the poor gerbil.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-21 05:19pm

Why would you put a gerbil up yer but

?

EDIT: aaaaahhh >_< i just read that .. that is fucked up

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-21 08:25pm

I didn't make it up, i'm only reporting what i heard on Streakandcheese.com BTW how can i be homophobic when i'm bi myself?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-21 10:32pm

I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-04-22 01:16am

My brother and a good friend of mine used to work in admissions at a local ER. Compared to some of the things I know for a fact people have put in their asses, a gerbil wouldn't be that big of a deal.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-22 01:25am

Darth Pounder wrote:BTW how can i be homophobic when i'm bi myself?

Easy: misplaced self-loathing. You're simply willing to stereotype yourself, take away your own liberties, and claim you're nothing more than an amoral child molester. You homophobic homos make me sick.

And for everyone who missed the smileys and heavy-handed sarcasm, I was joking. Now I shall declare youo all to be lesbians trapped in men's bodies and mock your porn collections.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-22 04:13am

Frank Hipper wrote:I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.

. . . why?

how is kinkiness homophobic?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-04-22 09:52am

Enforcer Talen wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.
. . . why?

how is kinkiness homophobic?

It makes out that gay men are all perverts.

Baron Scarpia · Post by **Baron Scarpia** » 2003-04-22 12:52pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.
. . . why?

how is kinkiness homophobic?

Making up a story about gay men doing something so cruel to an animal for the purposes of sexual pleasure, and then them doing something so stupid and having the resulting embarrassing injuries, all for the purpose of laughing at the perverted gays who do such sick things, is indeed homophobic.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-22 01:01pm

never mond that, the other story on the same page is even more fucked up, AND IT'S TRUE!

http://www.snopes.com/sex/bestial/wedvideo.htm

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-22 02:06pm

innerbrat wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.
. . . why?

how is kinkiness homophobic?
It makes out that gay men are all perverts.

You mean they aren't? Damn i've been mixing with those undesireables again.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-22 02:15pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:never mond that, the other story on the same page is even more fucked up, AND IT'S TRUE!

http://www.snopes.com/sex/bestial/wedvideo.htm

Jeez. That's pretty fucked up.

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2003-04-22 03:11pm

Remember the opening to Mallrats? One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-22 04:03pm

neoolong wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:never mond that, the other story on the same page is even more fucked up, AND IT'S TRUE!

http://www.snopes.com/sex/bestial/wedvideo.htm
Jeez. That's pretty fucked up.

I'll have to agree. Whatever happened to him, anyway? Did they buy the "trick photography" excuse? It was from 1994, after all.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-04-22 05:25pm

Darth Pounder wrote:
innerbrat wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote: . . . why?

how is kinkiness homophobic?
It makes out that gay men are all perverts.
You mean they aren't? Damn i've been mixing with those undesireables again.

Well, the ones on this board are.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-04-22 05:34pm

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

While it is gross, it is fucking funny. This guy shooting a gerbil(on fire) out of his ass.
some people have some sick twisted imaginations....

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-23 12:10am

innerbrat wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.
. . . why?

how is kinkiness homophobic?
It makes out that gay men are all perverts.

that *some* gay men are perverts. I hear about straight males screwing sheep, but I dont expect a lamb in my friends backyard.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-23 12:11am

Baron Scarpia wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.
. . . why?

how is kinkiness homophobic?
Making up a story about gay men doing something so cruel to an animal for the purposes of sexual pleasure, and then them doing something so stupid and having the resulting embarrassing injuries, all for the purpose of laughing at the perverted gays who do such sick things, is indeed homophobic.

only if you assume those two people to be the template for all gay men.