Me vs. the entire forum TGOD

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-21 08:44pm

SirNitram wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:*sends Sektor31 to an uninhabited demiplane of my of my own creation from which there is no escape, then destroys the entire plane*
I always forget that vital step. Thank you for reminding me.

What the lack of escape?

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-21 08:45pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:*sends Sektor31 to an uninhabited demiplane of my of my own creation from which there is no escape, then destroys the entire plane*
I always forget that vital step. Thank you for reminding me.
What the lack of escape?

Quite. We all have our little downsides.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-21 08:48pm

Eh, it happens

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-21 09:09pm

Ohhhh...I wanted yo have some fun....grrr...

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-04-21 09:46pm

Beowulf wrote:*Drops sektor into black hole* let's try it the other way around, shall we?

*stands still and reminds Beowulf he got sucked into it when I threw it at him*

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*The Thug-Class Anti-Culture Star DestroyerGnomania's Prideexits hyperspace, locked onto Sektor*

Eh? The entire board? Simpleton....

*fires a barrage of Reality/Unreality missles at Sektor, penetrating any defense, and blasting his particles into nothingness*

I've fought shower mildew more formidable....

*forms a new body from one particle that was left behind and bends the laws of physics around Garden Gnome, causing him to implode within his own mass*

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*sends Sektor31 to an uninhabited demiplane of my of my own creation from which there is no escape, then destroys the entire plane*

*created his own section of the plane separate from the rest before the plane was destroyed and reforms himself, this time placing himself within reality and the demiplane making him able to pull others into his partial demiplane*

Uhh, thanks?

*sucks Aly into his demiplane and drains him of all energy while leaving the real Aly trapped forever*

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:*sends Sektor31 to an uninhabited demiplane of my of my own creation from which there is no escape, then destroys the entire plane*
*Detonates 500 megaton nuclear bomb in plain 1 second before its destruction for good measure*

Look above.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-21 09:52pm

Alright...that's it...

GRIDFIREDOKEN!

*Watches as every last atom of Sektor is utterly destroyed in the unstoppable onslaught that is the gridfiredoken.*

Bugger...

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-21 09:53pm

From another time and space, a colossal vessel moves in, sides black as night. Emblazoned on port and starboard is a simple, abliet large icon, that of the Crescent Moon, gold in color. Her Majesty's Ship Artemis, fourth design of the Titan archetype moved into position amongst the STGOD.

Those who have participated in the great wars of the past moved out of her way, for her admiral and her captain brooked no interference in its mission. Her main axial cannon aimed at dark being ahead of it, microscopically small in comparison and yet strangely powerful.

Moderator Cannon Activated. Commencing Fire On Target

No, I'm not nuking the thread, don't worry

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-21 09:57pm

phongn wrote:From another time and space, a colossal vessel moves in, sides black as night. Emblazoned on port and starboard is a simple, abliet large icon, that of the Crescent Moon, gold in color. Her Majesty's Ship Artemis, fourth design of the Titan archetype moved into position amongst the STGOD.

Those who have participated in the great wars of the past moved out of her way, for her admiral and her captain brooked no interference in its mission. Her main axial cannon aimed at dark being ahead of it, microscopically small in comparison and yet strangely powerful.

Moderator Cannon Activated. Commencing Fire On Target

No, I'm not nuking the thread, don't worry

Well shit, I think we're about to get shown up...

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-21 09:59pm

Sektor31 wrote:
Beowulf wrote:*Drops sektor into black hole* let's try it the other way around, shall we?
*stands still and reminds Beowulf he got sucked into it when I threw it at him*

Err... you threw it back, and Pablo absorbed the black hole...

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-21 10:00pm

phongn wrote:From another time and space, a colossal vessel moves in, sides black as night. Emblazoned on port and starboard is a simple, abliet large icon, that of the Crescent Moon, gold in color. Her Majesty's Ship Artemis, fourth design of the Titan archetype moved into position amongst the STGOD.

Those who have participated in the great wars of the past moved out of her way, for her admiral and her captain brooked no interference in its mission. Her main axial cannon aimed at dark being ahead of it, microscopically small in comparison and yet strangely powerful.

Moderator Cannon Activated. Commencing Fire On Target

No, I'm not nuking the thread, don't worry

*Ducks*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-21 10:06pm

*created his own section of the plane separate from the rest before the plane was destroyed and reforms himself, this time placing himself within reality and the demiplane making him able to pull others into his partial demiplane*

Uhh, thanks?

*sucks Aly into his demiplane and drains him of all energy while leaving the real Aly trapped forever*

*casts gate an escapes* Silly mageling

*sends Sector31 t the negative energ plane where he is destroyed instantly*

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-21 10:07pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
*created his own section of the plane separate from the rest before the plane was destroyed and reforms himself, this time placing himself within reality and the demiplane making him able to pull others into his partial demiplane*

Uhh, thanks?

*sucks Aly into his demiplane and drains him of all energy while leaving the real Aly trapped forever*
*casts gate an escapes* Silly mageling

*sends Sector31 t the negative energ plane where he is destroyed instantly*

I think it may be time to withdrawl.. A Moderator Cannon looms, and I am not interested in seeing how well any defense holds against it's might.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-21 10:08pm

I see no mod cannon

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-21 10:10pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Well shit, I think we're about to get shown up...

::Drinks from a crystal goblet::

It's good to have power!

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-21 10:10pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I see no mod cannon

Turn around, you're looking the wrong way

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-21 10:13pm

phongn wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I see no mod cannon
Turn around, you're looking the wrong way

What do you mean, you don't see it? You're standing in it.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-21 10:15pm

phongn wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Well shit, I think we're about to get shown up...
::Drinks from a crystal goblet::

It's good to have power!

*Dissappears from the battlefield but opens up a oneway viewing portal so as he can see what happens.*

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-04-21 10:19pm

phongn wrote:::Drinks from a crystal goblet::

It's good to have power!

Hah, mere mod. Swim thou in your small pond, while the Guardian Sanchez maintains his power throughout the forums.

::attempts to drink from even grander goblet, but just spills against his contact suit's helmet::

Damn.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-21 10:22pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
phongn wrote:::Drinks from a crystal goblet::

It's good to have power!
Hah, mere mod. Swim thou in your small pond, while the Guardian Sanchez maintains his power throughout the forums.

::glares at Guardian Sanchez::

The Watcher misunderstands, for this mortal craves not your great power.

::attempts to drink from even grander goblet, but just spills against his contact suit's helmet::

Damn.

You know, Sanchez, opening up the contact suit's helmet would help. I mean, you really don't have to go asfar as to imitate the Vorlons here.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-04-21 10:24pm

phongn wrote:You know, Sanchez, opening up the contact suit's helmet would help. I mean, you really don't have to go asfar as to imitate the Vorlons here.

But--::shudders::--the people here are dirty. I should know, I've been around them for 10 million years.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-21 10:25pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
phongn wrote:You know, Sanchez, opening up the contact suit's helmet would help. I mean, you really don't have to go asfar as to imitate the Vorlons here.
But--::shudders::--the people here are dirty. I should know, I've been around them for 10 million years.

Monster! That's not what you said last night!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-21 10:27pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
phongn wrote:You know, Sanchez, opening up the contact suit's helmet would help. I mean, you really don't have to go asfar as to imitate the Vorlons here.
But--::shudders::--the people here are dirty. I should know, I've been around them for 10 million years.

Now you know why I keep my hat on...

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-21 10:30pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
phongn wrote:You know, Sanchez, opening up the contact suit's helmet would help. I mean, you really don't have to go asfar as to imitate the Vorlons here.
But--::shudders::--the people here are dirty. I should know, I've been around them for 10 million years.

I'm older than you are, fool, and do you see me running around in an encounter suit? No!

Ignore the protective suit I'm wearing, it's standard operating procedure. Really

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-21 10:31pm

phongn wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
phongn wrote:You know, Sanchez, opening up the contact suit's helmet would help. I mean, you really don't have to go asfar as to imitate the Vorlons here.
But--::shudders::--the people here are dirty. I should know, I've been around them for 10 million years.
I'm older than you are, fool, and do you see me running around in an encounter suit? No!

Ignore the protective suit I'm wearing, it's standard operating procedure. Really

*snickers* Riiiight, whatever you say, Fearless Leader.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-21 10:34pm

Hey, Nitram...you realize that our hat is standard operating procedure right?