Me vs. the entire forum TGOD

J · Post by J » 2003-04-21 10:40pm

*Uses magical female powers*
Sektor31 is reduced to a helpless twitching wreck in the corner of the room.
A weak voice crying "I've been a bad boy, please don't punish me!!" is heard just before the door closes on the room and its contents dumped into a bottomless pit.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-21 10:42pm

jmac wrote:*Uses magical female powers*
Sektor31 is reduced to a helpless twitching wreck in the corner of the room.
A weak voice crying "I've been a bad boy, please don't punish me!!" is heard just before the door closes on the room and its contents dumped into a bottomless pit.

I do believe that jmac just pulled a victory.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-21 10:56pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
jmac wrote:*Uses magical female powers*
Sektor31 is reduced to a helpless twitching wreck in the corner of the room.
A weak voice crying "I've been a bad boy, please don't punish me!!" is heard just before the door closes on the room and its contents dumped into a bottomless pit.
I do believe that jmac just pulled a victory.

I do believe she has.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-04-21 10:58pm

phongn wrote:I'm older than you are, fool, and do you see me running around in an encounter suit? No!

Only because you're not incredibly powerful in the force. I can feel each and every bacteria living in a person's body! How would like to be aware of how many parasites were living inside the lower intestine of your dinner guests?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-21 11:02pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
phongn wrote:I'm older than you are, fool, and do you see me running around in an encounter suit? No!
Only because you're not incredibly powerful in the force. I can feel each and every bacteria living in a person's body! How would like to be aware of how many parasites were living inside the lower intestine of your dinner guests?

But I am aware, at least to within an order of magnitude! Besides, would you say no to these guests?

::makes a phone call, and Kasumi Tendo and Belldandy Morisato pop out of nowhere, the former somewhat dazed::

Would you say no to those two guests? Would you comment on the stuff in their GI tract? Huh? Huh?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-21 11:14pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Only because you're not incredibly powerful in the force. I can feel each and every bacteria living in a person's body! How would like to be aware of how many parasites were living inside the lower intestine of your dinner guests?

*Unmasks himself as a Sith of the Dark Templar Tribes*

That is nothing, I can count the mitochondria of each bacteria.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-21 11:49pm

Hmph...forceusers...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-22 12:21am

Sektor31 wrote:*forms a new body from one particle that was left behind and bends the laws of physics around Garden Gnome, causing him to implode within his own mass*

*Sektors "physics bending" passes through the UR field, filling the room with chicken feathers*

At least they weren't lizards...

*displaces Sektor into a silo filled with 7e24 kilos of R/UR bombs, and watches as that plane of existance is torn between everything and nothingness, utterly crushing every possible atom before it can even begin think about regenerating*

There will be no problem ever brought before mankind that cannot be handled with the proper amount of explosives.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-04-22 01:11am

jmac wrote:*Uses magical female powers*
Sektor31 is reduced to a helpless twitching wreck in the corner of the room.
A weak voice crying "I've been a bad boy, please don't punish me!!" is heard just before the door closes on the room and its contents dumped into a bottomless pit.

I don't see how he'll pull out of this one. And if he does, the Sacred Arrow of Light is waiting for him.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-04-22 04:35am

Darth Yoshi wrote:I don't see how he'll pull out of this one. And if he does, the Sacred Arrow of Light is waiting for him.

And just as an emergency backup, I have a *D.I.C.K. device ready for insertion.

*Deity Instantly Countered & Killed

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-22 08:36am

I do believe it is safe to return to my play amongst the Gods...

*Space Camaro pops outta Hyperspace and flies around rather slowly...*

Poor Angel hasn't has coffee yet. But if anyone tries to feed her sausages, they're gonna get Hadokened...

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-04-22 09:00am

OOC: I'm goin' off to work, but when I come back you all will be shattered for what you did!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-22 11:25am

Sektor31 wrote:OOC: I'm goin' off to work, but when I come back you all will be shattered for what you did!

Such arrogance.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-22 11:43am

SirNitram wrote:
Sektor31 wrote:OOC: I'm goin' off to work, but when I come back you all will be shattered for what you did!
Such arrogance.

You said it...

Well, I place a high value on my TGOD-life, so I don't plan on being around when he comes back...

Catch yall |_83rZ!

*the Blue Angel engages hyperdrive, ripping a new rabbit hole in spacetime, which the ship promptly hops into and disappears*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-22 12:49pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I do believe it is safe to return to my play amongst the Gods...

*Space Camaro pops outta Hyperspace and flies around rather slowly...*

Poor Angel hasn't has coffee yet. But if anyone tries to feed her sausages, they're gonna get Hadokened...

*Quickly takes the sausages out of the airlocks that were about to get launched into space.*

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-22 01:35pm

Sees battle, has decided he's had enough. Using his amazing you-err-el powers wielded through his mighty magic board of keys, the entire thread vanishes, to be replaced with Aria Giovanni fisting Dani Ashe.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-04-22 03:56pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:*Unmasks himself as a Sith of the Dark Templar Tribes*

That is nothing, I can count the mitochondria of each bacteria.

And I could dissolve the walls of every cell in your body with a thought--but who's counting?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-22 07:29pm

I can tear the electrons fror their orbitals wth a thought

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-22 07:32pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I can tear the electrons fror their orbitals wth a thought

I can....ummm....blow shit up.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-22 07:35pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I can tear the electrons fror their orbitals wth a thought
I can....ummm....blow shit up.

Yes! Blow shit up!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-22 07:35pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I can tear the electrons fror their orbitals wth a thought
I can....ummm....blow shit up.

Ohhh ohhh, pick me, pick me! Do you wanna know what I can do!!!

Er....I can look fake....Ya know, not alive...good for spying on stuff...like that girlie mag that Cyran's holding...Whoops, said too much...

*whisks away into the night*

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-04-22 07:44pm

*surrenders because he finds out he doesn't have the time to continue this*

Next time, NEXT TIME!!!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-22 07:47pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I can tear the electrons fror their orbitals wth a thought
I can....ummm....blow shit up.
Ohhh ohhh, pick me, pick me! Do you wanna know what I can do!!!

Er....I can look fake....Ya know, not alive...good for spying on stuff...like that girlie mag that Cyran's holding...Whoops, said too much...

*whisks away into the night*

*Hadokens DGG as he whisks into the night, knowing that he has already been picked up by his gnomes, luckily, he already set up an unreality shield so all that comes to DGG's rescue, is a pickle.*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-22 07:50pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Hadokens DGG as he whisks into the night, knowing that he has already been picked up by his gnomes, luckily, he already set up an unreality shield so all that comes to DGG's rescue, is a pickle.*

*grabs Cyran's girlie mag....*

Dems ladys they so purdy!

*....and whisks away into the night riding the pickle, which is secretly equipped with a hyperspace engine*

'Till we meet again Cyran!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-22 07:53pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Hadokens DGG as he whisks into the night, knowing that he has already been picked up by his gnomes, luckily, he already set up an unreality shield so all that comes to DGG's rescue, is a pickle.*
*grabs Cyran's girlie mag....*

Dems ladys they so purdy!

*....and whisks away into the night riding the pickle, which is secretly equipped with a hyperspace engine*

'Till we meet again Cyran!

*Watches DGG fly away* Damn...should've seen that hyperspace engine..