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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Iris_vanquished wrote:can i bite then?
Vicious you are......

.......(steps back 20 steps ....waves hand) Hiiiiii

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Oh, and if you plan to stay, I suggest contacting Kelly Antilles for your SOS:NBA membership. :)
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Well Iris, you're kinda lucky, because I don't poke. Unfortuanately for you...


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Post by Iris_vanquished »

wow......there are alot of people here...
::waves back to jason::
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*Spank!*

I'm one of the females around here, I'm allowed to do this. BTW, nice butt... :wink:
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Greetings human.
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Post by Iris_vanquished »

lol
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Post by Iris_vanquished »

well it was nice meeting you all but my computer needs to be shot so i'll be seeing you around

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Greetings friend, here's the road to the east

you'll find that its haunted cuz Andariel's a beast
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Post by mantakai »

gday iris, im too scared to poke you cause your viscious :twisted: but, gday and welcome to sd.net
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Bienvenue a SD.net :D

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Iris_vanquished wrote:yo
I leave poking to lesser individuals on Spacebattles.com. Here is your memorandum of welcome:


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MEMORANDUM FOR RECORD
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Newbie:

Welcome to StarDestroyer.net. You have volunteered service within the Galactic Empire, and your conduct on this board will be IAW standards set forth by the moderators and owner of said board. Breach of those terms will result in your immediate arrest, interrogation, and subsequent execution. Let me take this opportunity to welcome you to Imperial service.

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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Welcome to the forums. Since you're a female, IIRC, you will be hit on by us depraved males. On the plus side, however, you are eligible for membership in the SOS:NBA.
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Post by Exonerate »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Iris_vanquished wrote:and i'm going to guess you dont get alot of female newbies around here?
Hardly any. We only have roughly a dozen female members.
Thats because we scare most of them away...

We'll see how long this one lasts :twisted:

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howdy
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my sig is totaly lonely now =(
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*pulls out the PC sledgehammer and gives the n00b a whack*

Welcome. :twisted:
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*Arms RPP-Rocket Propelled Poke-braces over should, triangulates position of n00b and...*

POKE!!!!!!!!

Welcome newbie, join the Gnomish Empire or die! There you will be indoctrinated into the grand Gnomish Army, that has swept away all resistance since its creation. What say you citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Sign up today!

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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*Arms RPP-Rocket Propelled Poke-braces over should, triangulates position of n00b and...*

POKE!!!!!!!!

Welcome newbie, join the Gnomish Empire or die! There you will be indoctrinated into the grand Gnomish Army, that has swept away all resistance since its creation. What say you citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Sign up today!

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Quiet you 2 dollar piece of porceline. I'm sure the young lady has no want to join your barbaric horde of imps.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Quiet you 2 dollar piece of porceline. I'm sure the young lady has no want to join your barbaric horde of imps.
Silence infidel!

Do you see this? The mage thinks he can speak for the n00b. I say thee nay! Let the n00b make the decision, whether or not (s?)he wants to join.

And I will have you know GNOMICON manufactures its Gnomes up to the highest quality and detail. Each one can be worth - but not limited to - a trillion dollars if the craftsmanship is up to the standard.

Meanwhile, we have here a poorly robed, glowy-eyed little man who's afraid of a little sunshine. Why don't you take off that girly blue robe and poorly manufactured straw hat and show us whats under there. Some sort of secret maybe?

Here in the Gnomish Empire, there are no secrets. Everything you need to know, you will be told up front and in person. Any time you request information, a Gnome will be there to handle your needs. Luxury is a way of living in our fine Gnomish quarters, easily suited for a King. Join the Empire! For Victory! For Gnomania! HAIL GNOMAGE!

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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Quiet you 2 dollar piece of porceline. I'm sure the young lady has no want to join your barbaric horde of imps.
Silence infidel!

Do you see this? The mage thinks he can speak for the n00b. I say thee nay! Let the n00b make the decision, whether or not (s?)he wants to join.

And I will have you know GNOMICON manufactures its Gnomes up to the highest quality and detail. Each one can be worth
*smashes DGG before he goes any farther*

Damn, those things are annoying. :twisted:
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

And now for the entrant's fee:

Please provide one (1) picture of yourself in your underwear.



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IG-88E wrote:*smashes DGG before he goes any farther*

Damn, those things are annoying. :twisted:
*Iggy's PS Hammer is transformed into inflatible tetris blocks as it passes through the Unreality Field*

I couldtotallymake another 3 paragraph long rant about that, but I'm tired of typing. I think I'll go play Tetris.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*Iggy's PS Hammer is transformed into inflatible tetris blocks as it passes through the Unreality Field*
Inflatable Tetris blocks...with razor sharp edges!


*SAWSAWSAWSAWSAWSAWSAW*


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Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

IG-88E wrote:Inflatable Tetris blocks...with razor sharp edges!


*SAWSAWSAWSAWSAWSAWSAW*


:P
ACK! TETRIS HURTS!

*dons metal gloves*

Ahhhh....Now then...the yellow square can fit there....next ot the purple 'L' shaped one....don't stack so high!

*blocks come tumbling down*

'Twas a stupid game anyways... :evil:
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*looks at the massive pile of tetris blocks that landed atop DGG*

Um, are you OK? Shout if you're OK.
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