Me vs. the entire forum TGOD

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-22 07:54pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
And I could dissolve the walls of every cell in your body with a thought--but who's counting?

While my selective reality field shields me, I can effortlessly cause you to revert to your base elements. But come, let us turn this power on Sektor, the fool who attempted to fight the forum without weeks of free time lined up.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-04-22 08:17pm

Sektor31 wrote:*surrenders because he finds out he doesn't have the time to continue this*

Next time, NEXT TIME!!!

Excuses, excuses.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-22 08:24pm

Sektor31 wrote:*surrenders because he finds out he doesn't have the time to continue this*

Next time, NEXT TIME!!!

Quiet you...or I'll squish you under some garbage.

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-04-22 08:30pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Sektor31 wrote:*surrenders because he finds out he doesn't have the time to continue this*

Next time, NEXT TIME!!!
Quiet you...or I'll squish you under some garbage.

*crushes cyran with his finger*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-22 08:36pm

Sektor31 wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Sektor31 wrote:*surrenders because he finds out he doesn't have the time to continue this*

Next time, NEXT TIME!!!
Quiet you...or I'll squish you under some garbage.
*crushes cyran with his finger*

*rips away the atomic nuclei in the cells of Sektor31's finger*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-22 08:43pm

Sektor31 wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Sektor31 wrote:*surrenders because he finds out he doesn't have the time to continue this*

Next time, NEXT TIME!!!
Quiet you...or I'll squish you under some garbage.
*crushes cyran with his finger*

*Opens a portal above himself, and closes it once Sektor's finger is in it, cutting off the finger, Cyran turns and looks at Sektor.*

You might want to stop now.

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-04-22 08:44pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Sektor31 wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: Quiet you...or I'll squish you under some garbage.
*crushes cyran with his finger*
*Opens a portal above himself, and closes it once Sektor's finger is in it, cutting off the finger, Cyran turns and looks at Sektor.*

You might want to stop now.

But you are already crushed, you cannot cast a portal when you're a pancake.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-22 08:49pm

Sektor31 wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Sektor31 wrote: *crushes cyran with his finger*
*Opens a portal above himself, and closes it once Sektor's finger is in it, cutting off the finger, Cyran turns and looks at Sektor.*

You might want to stop now.
But you are already crushed, you cannot cast a portal when you're a pancake.

*utilizes +60 throwing returning vorpal scimitar of distance on Sektor*

Don't bother.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-22 08:55pm

Sektor31 wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Sektor31 wrote: *crushes cyran with his finger*
*Opens a portal above himself, and closes it once Sektor's finger is in it, cutting off the finger, Cyran turns and looks at Sektor.*

You might want to stop now.
But you are already crushed, you cannot cast a portal when you're a pancake.

Right....have I mentioned that your TGODing sucks?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-22 09:09pm

But you are already crushed, you cannot cast a portal when you're a pancake.

You do notice that I de-atomized your finger right?

I will soon be violating the conservation of matter..ON YOUR HEAD!

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-04-22 09:42pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Sektor31 wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: *Opens a portal above himself, and closes it once Sektor's finger is in it, cutting off the finger, Cyran turns and looks at Sektor.*

You might want to stop now.
But you are already crushed, you cannot cast a portal when you're a pancake.
Right....have I mentioned that your TGODing sucks?

Given that this is my first ever TGOD, point to me what I did wrong.
(this is off the battle)

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-22 09:43pm

Sektor31 wrote: Given that this is my first ever TGOD, point to me what I did wrong.
(this is off the battle)

For one, you ignored the fact that there's a Mod Cannon firing at you, and also someone used Magical Girl Powers on you.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-22 09:47pm

phongn wrote:
Sektor31 wrote: Given that this is my first ever TGOD, point to me what I did wrong.
(this is off the battle)
For one, you ignored the fact that there's a Mod Cannon firing at you, and also someone used Magical Girl Powers on you.

And you completely ignored my defense, and that of Alyriums. You're allowed to be very powerful but you can't just say "But your reaction doesn't count." and continue.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-22 09:49pm

phongn wrote:
Sektor31 wrote: Given that this is my first ever TGOD, point to me what I did wrong.
(this is off the battle)
For one, you ignored the fact that there's a Mod Cannon firing at you, and also someone used Magical Girl Powers on you.

Not even I, greatest of the Black Mages, can survive a Mod Cannon hit. I am, however, immune to Magical Girl Powers, because I get beaten by Tevar for doing more than oogling.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-22 09:49pm

SirNitram wrote:
phongn wrote:
Sektor31 wrote: Given that this is my first ever TGOD, point to me what I did wrong.
(this is off the battle)
For one, you ignored the fact that there's a Mod Cannon firing at you, and also someone used Magical Girl Powers on you.
Not even I, greatest of the Black Mages, can survive a Mod Cannon hit. I am, however, immune to Magical Girl Powers, because I get beaten by Tevar for doing more than oogling.

Hehehe, sucker.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-22 09:51pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
phongn wrote: For one, you ignored the fact that there's a Mod Cannon firing at you, and also someone used Magical Girl Powers on you.
Not even I, greatest of the Black Mages, can survive a Mod Cannon hit. I am, however, immune to Magical Girl Powers, because I get beaten by Tevar for doing more than oogling.
Hehehe, sucker.

*Hadokens Cyran*

I get sex every night, so I see no reason to complain.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-22 09:51pm

SirNitram wrote:
phongn wrote:
Sektor31 wrote: Given that this is my first ever TGOD, point to me what I did wrong.
(this is off the battle)
For one, you ignored the fact that there's a Mod Cannon firing at you, and also someone used Magical Girl Powers on you.
Not even I, greatest of the Black Mages, can survive a Mod Cannon hit. I am, however, immune to Magical Girl Powers, because I get beaten by Tevar for doing more than oogling.

I am not even immune to a Mod Cannon hit, and I can twist the fabric of existence and effect probability.

I too am immune to magical girl power beause...I LIKE DICK!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-22 09:52pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
phongn wrote: For one, you ignored the fact that there's a Mod Cannon firing at you, and also someone used Magical Girl Powers on you.
Not even I, greatest of the Black Mages, can survive a Mod Cannon hit. I am, however, immune to Magical Girl Powers, because I get beaten by Tevar for doing more than oogling.
I am not even immune to a Mod Cannon hit, and I can twist the fabric of existence and effect probability.

I too am immune to magical girl power beause...I LIKE DICK!

That'd do it, yep.

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-04-22 09:56pm

Eh, yep...I get it. I've never really fought in a TGOD/STGOD, it's always been standard RP for me.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-22 10:36pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I too am immune to magical girl power beause...I LIKE DICK!

Hmmm...assuming there were such a thing as "magical guy powers", would you be immune to that?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-22 10:37pm

probably not. depends on the guy though.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-22 10:55pm

I'm kinda immune to the powers of women...

But that's because I am insane...

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-22 11:24pm

The only way to guarantee a TGOD victory is the uber cheap and uber insane Zone of Absolute Fortune combined with neutronium armor.....AND be the board owner.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-04-23 12:06am

You forgot hackers, and/or real life kidnapping and brainwashing, either o which could counter the capabilities you just mentioned. There is no such thing as a guaranteed victory.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-04-23 01:38am

Oooooo, another one that requires a minimum of effort...

*Monolith disassembles Sektor on the atomic level, leaving a rapidly spreading hydrogen vapor in its wake*