Of course not. That psychologically damages the fish it's taken from...neoolong wrote:I take it they wouldn't like us eating caviar either?Gil Hamilton wrote:<PETA attitude="fanatic">You mass murderer!</PETA>Col. Crackpot wrote:... the lives of thousands upon thosands of chickens ended before they could begin at my hands.bwo-ha-ha-ha!
...except the chicken eggs people cook with aren't fertilized, so there is no embryo in them.
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PETA doesn't want people eating eggs because it "exploits" the chickens. They don't want people eating honey for the same reason. If an animal is used for anything useful at all, it's exploitation to them. They're probably opposed to seeing-eye dogs.
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Depends if I'm having a good day. On a good day I will successfully juggle my 2 eggs at first before cracking them open one in each hand.
On a bad day I dare not juggle my eggs unless I want to get two more and clean the previous two off the floor and usually I take two hands to crack them, pour it, and I'll even get a little egg slime on me...
On a bad day I dare not juggle my eggs unless I want to get two more and clean the previous two off the floor and usually I take two hands to crack them, pour it, and I'll even get a little egg slime on me...
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when I'm that tierd and having a bad day, anything that is smiley and isn't cooked and ready to be consumed is slime...Beowulf wrote:It's not slime, it's egg white.
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I'd hate to see slime smile at me...Larz wrote:when I'm that tierd and having a bad day, anything that is smiley and isn't cooked and ready to be consumed is slime...Beowulf wrote:It's not slime, it's egg white.
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Is it slimy? Yes.Beowulf wrote:It's not slime, it's egg white.
Does it come out of an egg? Yes.
That makes it egg slime. End of story.
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Ummm...Beowulf wrote:Of course not. That psychologically damages the fish it's taken from...neoolong wrote:
I take it they wouldn't like us eating caviar either?
Extracting roe KILLS the fish
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No no no, you need a woman who can cook, clean, tidy up after you, and suck cock like a Hoover.Stravo wrote:Two handed and always afraid that the damned thing will blow up in my hands. Damn I need a woman that can cook, otherwise I foresee many lonely microwave dinners in my future. Thanks Jegs for making me see that dismal future.
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I can reliably crack with one hand; I like eggs in large frequent quantities
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There was a movie (Scary Movie 2?) where some guy was trying to suck himself off with a vacuum cleaner, most hilarious.Darth Wong wrote:No no no, you need a woman who can cook, clean, tidy up after you, and suck cock like a Hoover.
Lusankya: Deal!
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I use to be able to do the one handed crack, but since we started feeding my chickens oyser shells for calcium, I damn near need to crack the egg all the way around on the bowl to get it open. I've accually dropped these eggs from waist hieght(about 3 1/2 feet) on to dry hard soil, and not have them even fracture.
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Bah! That's nothing. I can do it in my sleep. You should see how I make donughts.
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I can crack eggs to some degree with 2 hands. Though I do not really like them. Go figure.
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Being experienced at the kitchen trade myself, you'd think I could do it. But I never worked anyplace that served breakfast! Only thing we used eggs regularly for was fried rice.
However, the practice it would take to get there would mean a lot of eggshell in my eggs, so I'll stick to the sissified two handed method. Which works EVERY time.
However, the practice it would take to get there would mean a lot of eggshell in my eggs, so I'll stick to the sissified two handed method. Which works EVERY time.
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You had me until you got to the salsa and pepper sauce. *vomits*Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:How 'bout some scrambled eggs with a tad of curry powder, with some cheddar melted in and some salsa and a tad of pepper sauce to top it off?Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Woe is me...
Two hands here.
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Damn, I could really go for some eggs now.
That's my dinner.
I was actually just refering to hard boiled eggs with salt. I have simple pleasures when it comes to eggs.
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One handed. That's how I learned.
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Yes, I'm ambidextrous and love to cook!aphexmonster wrote:I can do the one handed crack with my left hand, and then with my right hand, but i can't do them both at the same time. Can you ?
I was born as a left-hander but in school they forced me to use my right hand as well. Now I can even draw simultaneously.
