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Check out this MENSA candidate from my E-mail inbox:
Name: Your Mother
E-Mail: obiwannshinobi@yahoo.com

Comments: Must be nice to be a fundamentalist atheist who allows the scourge of god i.e. faggots, wanna-be atheists, run around on your BBS. Aint cha proud biggot?

User's browser was: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; VZ_IE6)
User's hostname was: 4.64.227.6
User's IP was: 4.64.227.6
Nice, eh?
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The quality of flameage is declining these days.
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Hey, he has a site. DBZ fanboy.

http://www.geocities.com/obiwannshinobi ... erman.html
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BURN THE INFIDEL!!!
FEAST ON HIS HEATHENOUS INTESTINES AND LET HIM ROT IN THE AGUISH OF INSULTING THE NOBLE AND MOST HOLY WONG!!!!!
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I am the scourge of god.. YES!!! :twisted:
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So were we just insulted?
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He hails from Dallas, according to his IP... No suprise about his behaviour :roll:

Fundmentalist Atheist... Lol, that's rich. He sounds so stupid, I think that's what he's trying for...

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Post by GrandMasterTerwynn »

neoolong wrote:So were we just insulted?
*Scratches head* I think so. Might've been easier to tell if the one throwing the insult cut back on their crack intake. :D
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GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:
neoolong wrote:So were we just insulted?
*Scratches head* I think so. Might've been easier to tell if the one throwing the insult cut back on their crack intake. :D
Maybe he`s learning how to be a more annoying fundie fuckhead. :roll:
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Is Internet so simple to use that even single cell organisms can send e-mail?
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That was nice and incoherent. That's what happens when you try to type with a donkey cock in your mouth.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Durran Korr wrote:Hey, he has a site. DBZ fanboy.

http://www.geocities.com/obiwannshinobi ... erman.html
Overload.
So ummm, what did this guy want? :?

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RedImperator wrote:That was nice and incoherent. That's what happens when you try to type with a donkey cock in your mouth.
How was he able to see the keyboard?
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Montcalm wrote:
RedImperator wrote:That was nice and incoherent. That's what happens when you try to type with a donkey cock in your mouth.
How was he able to see the keyboard?
Ask him. I'm not the one swallowing hot donkey spunk.
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Darth Wong wrote:Nice, eh?
Not really. They sure don't make cocksucking flame mailers like they used to.
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Isn't "fundamentalist atheist" a contradiction in terms? :?
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Well... that was a rather intelligent flame...[/sarcasm]
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Wow...with the level of detail and care that was put into that e-mail, I can't help but assume that their headquarters are where their hindquarters are.
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I like his logic: Let people do as they please on your BBS, you're a bigot!

That kind of insult toward Lord Wong is like Saddam Hussein throwing rocks in the general direction of the U.S. to kill Bush...
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Enricko wrote:Is Internet so simple to use that even single cell organisms can send e-mail?
Yes. And you all have Al Gore to thank for that. :roll:
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Enricko wrote:Is Internet so simple to use that even single cell organisms can send e-mail?
Yep.

I rate this one simply F.

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why even some smart people shouldnt breed.
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Wanna-be atheists? What's it's problem?
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Wow. That email was almost as entertaining as the ten pound loaf of ass-cake I'm going to leave burning on the hood of that goatsucker's 1972 Ford pickup.
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