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Have not decieded(sp?) if this is a hoax or not:

http://www.shipoffools.com/theark/

But it is wierd and strange.

Gona vote off Samson
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Is it me, or did they depict Eve as black?

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Queeb Salaron wrote:Is it me, or did they depict Eve as black?

Most awesome. :D
Eve was black.
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innerbrat wrote:Eve was black.
You and I both know this. But every depiction I've seen of Adam and Eve (and any other biblical figure for that matter) has portrayed them as white.

It's like Liz Taylor as Cleopatra. SHE WAS AFRICAN, DAMMIT!
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Queeb Salaron wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Eve was black.
You and I both know this. But every depiction I've seen of Adam and Eve (and any other biblical figure for that matter) has portrayed them as white.

It's like Liz Taylor as Cleopatra. SHE WAS AFRICAN, DAMMIT!
Could be worse..... remember that softcore mummy-themed porn flick where a blonde woman played Isis??? :shock:
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Could be worse..... remember that softcore mummy-themed porn flick where a blonde woman played Isis??? :shock:
Dude, if softcore embalming bondage with decaying corpses is your thing, then that's cool. But try and keep the kinky stuff off the boards, k? I mean, really... that's just weird.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Eve was black.
You and I both know this. But every depiction I've seen of Adam and Eve (and any other biblical figure for that matter) has portrayed them as white.

It's like Liz Taylor as Cleopatra. SHE WAS AFRICAN, DAMMIT!
Ummh, if we are talking abouth the VII Cleopatra of Egypt who married with Antony of rome, then I'm sorry but she wasn't african. (I'm asuming by your comment that you refer to her as a black-african?)

Cleopatra was a descendant from the Ptolemaic family which was from Macedonia/Greece. They married mostly within their family (Cleopatra herself was married to her brother at age 17). So Cleopatra was of arabic & mediterranean heritage. As was the case with most of the ruling class of Egypt after the conquest of Egypt by Alexander the great.
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If you would check out the popultion of Egypt you would notice that the majority of the population is Arabic not African. This has been true for at least the last 6 000 years.
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:shock:

Hm. Shows how often I've been to Egypt.

But anyway, Cleopatra still wasn't white. :?
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Queeb Salaron wrote::shock:

Hm. Shows how often I've been to Egypt.

But anyway, Cleopatra still wasn't white. :?
Define white?
Like most nobility in those days it was considered 'finer' to be pale since it showed that you didn't have to work in the sun for a living.
So most nobles of Egypt had treatments to become paler.
So if you are talking about the color of her skin, then she was most definately pale/olive.
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Spoonist wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote::shock:

Hm. Shows how often I've been to Egypt.

But anyway, Cleopatra still wasn't white. :?
Define white?
White like Liz Taylor.
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Definately. The difference would be the cheekbones and nose, not the color of her skin.
Check out the pictures of the young miss Taylor without makeup:
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