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I just heard a great joke....

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Rene Descartes walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He downs it, and then stands up to leave. As he picks up his hat, the bartender shouts "Hey, Rene, want another beer?"
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Rene snorts, says "I think not!"
And disappears in a puff of logic.
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Good one :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I dont get it :(
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aphexmonster wrote:I dont get it :(
Have you ever heard the saying "I think therefore i am"
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Hey, he didn't pay for his drink.
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Hey, he didn't pay for his drink.
Probably why he got a puff of logic. Buckshot logic, perhaps.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: That's good!

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Montcalm wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:I dont get it :(
Have you ever heard the saying "I think therefore i am"
thats alot funnier now :?
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Post by Nathan F »

aphexmonster wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:I dont get it :(
Have you ever heard the saying "I think therefore i am"
thats alot funnier now :?
"I Think, therefore I Am." He stops thinking, therefore is no longer, so he disappears.

Get it?

Took me a minute too.
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Post by mantakai »

once it was explaned to me it was quite funny :roll: srry i was completely lost at first on this one :oops:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one.
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Post by Saurencaerthai »

Would have been bad also if Descartes hesitated while he came up with that immortal phrase!
"I think, therefore I am.......I think....."
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