Any good stories?
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Any good stories?
Does anyone here have any good gaming stories?, most of mine have been told in other threads, but I'm sure with the gaming past of all the people here there must be something.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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Playing RTCW once, I was a medic, and we were playing on the Beach Assault map. Me and two others are guarding a bunker, or to be more precise, i'm guarding the bunker, because the two other morons are to busy teamkilling each other. When one of them dies, he'll respawn, come back, and start the fight over again. Since i'm a medic, I decide to resuscitate them occasionally, while holding the bunker at the same time. (Ie dodging grenades, stopping the allies from getting through the wall etc). It was definately the strangest moment I have ever had when playing Wolfenstein...
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We have a bragging rights thread already, actually. Despite the fact that it started off FPS-centric, you can go here and regale others with tales of bravery and coolness.
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I posted some tabletop RPG-based stories over at Fanfiction a while back. Mostly exploits of my players, really, though I like to think I made them earn it.
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I know, I just couldn't resist spreading my online FPS-angst around.Lagmonster wrote:We have a bragging rights thread already, actually. Despite the fact that it started off FPS-centric, you can go here and regale others with tales of bravery and coolness.
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There was the time my city in SimCity caught on fire.
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Oh, and there was this one time, in a FPS, I killed someone with a shotgun.Lonestar wrote:There was the time my city in SimCity caught on fire.
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There was also that time I toasted Morgan Industries with a Singularity planetbuster in SMAC.Hotfoot wrote: Oh, and there was this one time, in a FPS, I killed someone with a shotgun.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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SMAC?Lonestar wrote:There was also that time I toasted Morgan Industries with a Singularity planetbuster in SMAC.
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Sid Meier's Alpha CentauriHotfoot wrote:SMAC?Lonestar wrote:There was also that time I toasted Morgan Industries with a Singularity planetbuster in SMAC.
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Oh. Never played it, have little motivation to.Lonestar wrote:Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
I would think that anyone who's heard of Alpha Centauri knows it was a Sid Meier game though. I don't think he needs to be mentioned in the title. Unless there was another game called Alpha Centauri that came out recently and could stand to confuse people.
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Yes, but as far as I know, there are no derivatives by which to confuse people. It's almost like an ego thing for him. Sid Meier's Gettysberg, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri...Kelly Antilles wrote:It's like saying Bram Stroker's Dracula or Mary Shelly's Frankenstein. All the movies are based on the same books. But putting the authors name before it is giving them full credit.
Even the arguably biggest ego in all of the computer gaming world didn't title his games "Derek Smart's Battlecruiser Millenium".
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While playing homeworld with a friend we alied against the computer.
I then sent my main fleet to the computer's mothership, also sent
small forces to my friends mothership and his carrier group. After
this I destroyed the computer than terminated the alliance and
started killing his mother ship and his carrier group, after they
were dead he had one more carrier that was hanging around
his mothership that I had to hunt down a bit, but I won.
I then sent my main fleet to the computer's mothership, also sent
small forces to my friends mothership and his carrier group. After
this I destroyed the computer than terminated the alliance and
started killing his mother ship and his carrier group, after they
were dead he had one more carrier that was hanging around
his mothership that I had to hunt down a bit, but I won.
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I think every FATASS sortie was a story, somehow. Probably because no matter how the assault was planned(Skiing, a maneuver common to everyone who knew Tribes, aerial assaults, or just walking), I always was at the rear of the group, and I always found some poor sniper to take my frustrations out on. Quite often because the dumbass forgot that Juggernaughts can take dozens of shots to the head.
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Yeah, no kidding. The really good RPGs and rules systems get passed up for a rules system which is still some twenty years out of date.Kelly Antilles wrote:Point. It probably is an ego-stroking thing. You know how competitive the gaming market is. It's really too bad that Wizards owns three quarters of the table top market.
Speaking of, have I ever directed your attention to Tribe 8, by Dream Pod 9? It's rather different from White Wolf stuff, but it's a damn fine setting and a sweet, simple rules system.
Core Silhouette (the new version of Silhouette rules for all the DP9 universes) comes out in just one and half more weeks, along with Core Command. I can't wait!
Oh, and of course, since Dream Pod 9 is a small, independant company, they made all of their rules D20 compatable, for easy conversions to the D20 system.
I don't like it that much, but it's a smart move from a marketing position, since the only games that really sell these days have a D20 logo stamped on the cover.
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"Every time you talk about Teal'c, I keep imagining Thor's ass. Thank you very much for that, you fucking fucker." -Marcao
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I tolerate it. Barely.Kelly Antilles wrote:I hate d20. DESPISE it.
Silhouette uses D6s, and the cinematic rules are great fun (Script Immunity, Existential Angst, the W.O.O. Factor (Weapons Out of Ordnance-the almost infinite ammo rule), and improved critical successes). In two weeks, I'll let you know how Core Silhouette is, along with Core Command. Using both, you could probably easily recreate the Star Wars universe (Core Command is an epic space-fantasy type of thing, much in the same vein as Star Wars).Never played any DP9 stuff, but have heard of it. I want my d6 Star Wars back.
Heh, visions of Bret Maverick come to mind at that thought.I play a bi-weekly V:tM game. However, my favorite system is the original Deadlands system. It works so well. And the use of playing cards in a Wild West system just is so sweet!
Here's some info on Tribe 8 if you're interested. In fact, they have a Free Demo Game in PDF format that you can look through to give you a basic feel for the rules and the setting.
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SG-14: Because in some cases, "Recon" means "Blow up a fucking planet or die trying."
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Actually, my husband made a character based on Maverick.Hotfoot wrote:Heh, visions of Bret Maverick come to mind at that thought.Kelly Antilles wrote:I play a bi-weekly V:tM game. However, my favorite system is the original Deadlands system. It works so well. And the use of playing cards in a Wild West system just is so sweet!
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Heh, good call.Kelly Antilles wrote:Actually, my husband made a character based on Maverick.
Wavelength!
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"Every time you talk about Teal'c, I keep imagining Thor's ass. Thank you very much for that, you fucking fucker." -Marcao
SG-14: Because in some cases, "Recon" means "Blow up a fucking planet or die trying."
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"Every time you talk about Teal'c, I keep imagining Thor's ass. Thank you very much for that, you fucking fucker." -Marcao
SG-14: Because in some cases, "Recon" means "Blow up a fucking planet or die trying."
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