Come and Celebrate the Gnome's Birthday!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-23 03:50pm

Wheee! The super-dee-duper age of 15 I have finally reached! You only wish you could be this young again.

Alright I'll start. *unwraps gift next to him*

Hmmm....a foot massager...I don't remember buying that....Okay....

So what did ya'll get me? I love gifts of all kinds. Be creative! I'm so excited!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-04-23 03:54pm

*huggles the Garden Gnome* Happy Birthday, little guy. *kiss on the cheek*

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-23 03:54pm

Silence you.

Happy B-Day though

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Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-23 03:56pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:*huggles the Garden Gnome* Happy Birthday, little guy. *kiss on the cheek*

*blushes*

Aww geez, can you get a better gift?

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-04-23 03:59pm

Happy Birthday! Ahhh, I remember being 15.
No...wait...I don't.

Shit.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-23 04:00pm

Fifteen?? Gross, a NetRat!

Anyway, my Neverwinter Nights lvl4 Gnomish Paladin says "Haaaaaaappy Birthday!"

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-23 04:00pm

HAIL GNOMAGE!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-23 04:01pm

Good god, I'm old enough to be your father! Happy Birthday!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-23 04:04pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:HAIL GNOMAGE!

HAIL THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC! Our alliance is forever to fight the evils of janeway porn!

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-23 04:14pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:HAIL GNOMAGE!
HAIL THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC! Our alliance is forever to fight the evils of janeway porn!

When Straha's evil legions arise again, our forces will stand united!

Ah, I wish I was 15 again.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-23 04:16pm

Happy Birthday DGG

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-23 04:23pm

Fifteen? Fifteen?? Whoa.

Gnome, I'd like to tell you that you have the honor of being the only person who I could not tell was 14-years old when I first saw their posts.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-23 04:43pm

Happy birthday. Jesus Christ, how many people's moms got knocked up in July?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-23 04:50pm

Happy Birthday DGG.

Smashing lawn decorations.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-04-23 04:52pm

Happy Birthday to one of my more vocal fanatics..and I mean that in only the most posistive light.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-23 05:00pm

Meh. *gridfires DGG*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-23 05:02pm

You're only 15? Must be really short for your age....either way

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DGG!!!

Is it just me or do a lot of people here have birthdays in late April...or at least the people who make posts on their birthdays do.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-23 05:02pm

LoL! 15!!! Didn't know you were that young. LoL! Are you of legal driving age yet, or does mommy still have to take you to the Gnome conventions?!?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-23 05:03pm

This is depressing....a 15 year old has more posts than me...

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-23 05:05pm

No. What's depressing, is I have MORE posts than a 15 yr old.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-23 05:07pm

Cal Wright wrote:LoL! 15!!! Didn't know you were that young. LoL! Are you of legal driving age yet, or does mommy still have to take you to the Gnome conventions?!?

I'll take the helicopter thank you very much!

Primus, I am honored.

Stravo, I have yet to read the latest chapter of Starcrossed, but that doesn't mean it still isn't the most kickassedness of all fanfics ever!

Montcalm, the Gnomes will have their revenge!

Beowulf, I'm not finished with you yet.

And of course Cyran, I stand at an uber-impressive5'1! I bestrode the Lamphere grounds like a collosus astride a mountain top. My height is almost unimaginable to the mortal mind.

Ph34r.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-23 05:09pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:And of course Cyran, I stand at an uber-impressive5'1! I bestrode the Lamphere grounds like a collosus astride a mountain top. My height is almot unimaginable to the mortal mind.

Ph34r.

And I thought my 5'7" was short. Huh, well, at least I can now laugh at you.

Shorty, and by the way. QUACK!!!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-23 05:14pm

5'1 hmmmmm "how tall are you when you take off your shoes?"

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-23 05:18pm

There ain't nothing wrong with the short man. So, "Laugh it up Fuzzballs." Besides short being my namesake (At least there aren't too many tall garden gnomes hanging around), I've still got plenty fo growin' to do! I'll probably end up being taller than anyone posting on this board today. You'll see.

Captain_Cyran wrote:QUACK!!!

Mock the Wings while you can mortal, someday soon (2004 Stanley Cup Finals maybe...) they'll be back in force to claim what is rightfully theirs.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-23 05:23pm

I guess Garden Gnomes have no sense of humour.