Beowulf versus DGG

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*At least that would have worked if the shield hadn't bounced Bruce back...*

*throws Bruce back at Beowulf, effectively playing ping-pong with him*

WILLIS: Well this sucks...

Thanks for closing yourself into the rift!

I have done no such thing. I eliminated the rift you simpleton!

But you know what, just to one-up you,

*flys into rift, and rift closes*

Oh no, whatever will I do? Oh wait thats right! I'll just go to one of the GNOMICON stations that exist in EVERY PLANE OF REALITY and leave.

*goes to GNOMICON Station, and is displaced back into Beowulf's dimension*

Eh em.... =P on you.

[Beowulf]

Thanks for closing yourself into the rift!

I have done no such thing. I eliminated the rift you simpleton!

But you know what, just to one-up you,

*flys into rift, and rift closes*

Oh no, whatever will I do? Oh wait thats right! I'll just go to one of the GNOMICON stations that exist in EVERY PLANE OF REALITY and leave.

*goes to GNOMICON Station, and is displaced back into Beowulf's dimension*

Eh em.... =P on you.

Well it's every plane of reality except that one... Remember the Darkstar clones? The unreality field generated instantly blew you ship into smithereens.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Well it's every plane of reality except that one... Remember the Darkstar clones? The unreality field generated instantly blew you ship into smithereens.

I've been fighting Darkstar clones in Dimension 1e23 well before you ever donned that pointy hat of yours. The problem has been contained for more than enough time for a GNOMICON station to be in place.

So again....=P !!!

[Beowulf]

Well it's every plane of reality except that one... Remember the Darkstar clones? The unreality field generated instantly blew you ship into smithereens.

I've been fighting Darkstar clones in Dimension 1e23 well before you ever donned that pointy hat of yours. The problem has been contained for more than enough time for a GNOMICON station to be in place.

So again....=P !!!

*gridfires the emergance point before DGG get back from Dimension 1e23*

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*gridfires the emergance point before DGG get back from Dimension 1e23*

*watches as the entry points on either side begin to dissapear*

Well this sucks....

*but then he notices Bruce Willis is still attached to the hull*

WILLIS: You ain't takin' me that easy you blue-robed bastard!

*Gnomania's Pridegoes into full reverse and re-enters Dimension 1e23. Then an infinate number of emergence points are created in Beowulf's dimension; it is impossible for Beowulf to hit every one*

We made it! Kick ass Bruce! Bruce? BRUCE!!!

*Willis falls off theGnomania's Pridejust as it exits hyperspace, trapping him in Dimension 1e23*

You'll pay for that Mage...

[Beowulf]

*gridfires the emergance point before DGG get back from Dimension 1e23*

*watches as the entry points on either side begin to dissapear*

Well this sucks....

*but then he notices Bruce Willis is still attached to the hull*

WILLIS: You ain't takin' me that easy you blue-robed bastard!

*Gnomania's Pridegoes into full reverse and re-enters Dimension 1e23. Then an infinate number of emergence points are created in Beowulf's dimension; it is impossible for Beowulf to hit every one*

We made it! Kick ass Bruce! Bruce? BRUCE!!!

*Willis falls off theGnomania's Pridejust as it exits hyperspace, trapping him in Dimension 1e23*

You'll pay for that Mage...

*Or, at least, DGG emerges in what seems to be this dimension. In reality, it's the one where DGG is the supreme ruler of the universe...