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Quack Quack.... :D :D :D 8)
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15?

WEDGIE!!!!!
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I`m surprised you did`nt lock this one Dalton. :wink:
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*grumbles as he removes his underwear from his noggin*

If I had a straw right now, ohhhh you'd be in spitwad city.
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Montcalm wrote:I`m surprised you did`nt lock this one Dalton. :wink:
Soon, Monsieur. All in due time.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*grumbles as he removes his underwear from his noggin*

If I had a straw right now, ohhhh you'd be in spitwad city.
You start the spitwads...and I'll start the tweedies...capeesh?
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Dalton wrote:
Montcalm wrote:I`m surprised you did`nt lock this one Dalton. :wink:
Soon, Monsieur. All in due time.
What! We're having intelligent conversation in here! We're talking about shortness, hockey ( :evil: ), and wedgies.

Is there anything else you need to make this thread complete?
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Montcalm wrote:I`m surprised you did`nt lock this one Dalton. :wink:
Soon, Monsieur. All in due time.
What! We're having intelligent conversation in here! We're talking about shortness, hockey ( :evil: ), and wedgies.

Is there anything else you need to make this thread complete?
Donuts.
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mmmm...donuts

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Captain_Cyran wrote:Donuts.
Ahh yes, donuts. Glazed are the best. End. Of. Story.

Although powdered are good too. Cinnamon, jelly-filled, bear-claws, those twisty ones filled with cream, custard filling....mmmmmmm donuts........
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Happy Birthday kid. Don't spend 'em all in one place.
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Happy birthday. Wow, you're younger than I am! Which entitles me to mock you. However, I won't.
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Well, you're too young for a spanking (never thought you'd hear someone say that, did you?)

Which is good, because my hands hurt.

So I'll just...

*kisses on cheek and hugs*
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Hey Buddy! Found some Red Wings merchandise, huge bargain! THey couldn't even give this stuff away.
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All righty, Gnome, m'man... I didn't have a lot of money, so I went out and bought a Frighteningly Sharp Samurai Sword! That's not for you. Naughty, naughty. No, what I got you is a Severed Head Collection!!!

Let's see, we've got... *rustles around in bag* Bill Gates! And here's... *gross wet sound* ew. *more rustling* Here's Carrot Top! Yay! I think Darkstar is in here somewhere, but don't call it a promise, 'kay? Well, look around, I ordered you some stakes so you can put 'em up out front for all the neighbors to marvel at, okay?

Happy Birthday, DGG!
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Fifteen?! :shock:

Damn, I assumed you were about 17 or something.

Oh well, Happy Birthday, dammit!! :mrgreen:
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Donuts.
Ahh yes, donuts. Glazed are the best. End. Of. Story.
Ohhh, you know it, meine bruder. :twisted: Gotta have those "Old-Fashioned Glazed", baby, yeah...
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Wheee! The super-dee-duper age of 15 I have finally reached! You only wish you could be this young again. 8)

Alright I'll start. *unwraps gift next to him*

Hmmm....a foot massager...I don't remember buying that....Okay....

So what did ya'll get me? I love gifts of all kinds. Be creative! I'm so excited! :D :D
Happy birfday Gnome! Maybe I shall challenge you to bowling once again and as a special treat, I will let you win! :wink:
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15? That was how many years ago? Hmmmm...

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And why the hell am I thinking about dolphins?

Happy Birthday, DGG!!
*removes messy remains of glazed donuts from scanner*
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*snip*
I know you're too young, but who gives a shit? I'm from finland, this is the law:
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HDS, that picture is absolutely, gut bustingly, funny. "Happy Birthday, Whitey" Mwahahaha!
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Frank Hipper wrote:HDS, that picture is absolutely, gut bustingly, funny. "Happy Birthday, Whitey" Mwahahaha!
I second that: LMAO!! :lol:

Happy berfday, Gnomage! *kisses forehead* :D
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Hehehe, very funny picture.
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Happy B-day DGG! :mrgreen:
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