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Post by Crayz9000 »

Done it before (but on another board) and got the same results...

1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
2. Roman Catholic (100%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (78%)
4. Orthodox Quaker (77%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (77%)
6. Hinduism (70%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (61%)
8. Jehovah's Witness (50%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (50%)
10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (46%)
11. Liberal Quakers (39%)
12. Unitarian Universalism (35%)
13. Islam (32%)
14. Sikhism (32%)
15. Jainism (31%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (29%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (27%)
18. Neo-Pagan (27%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (23%)
20. Reform Judaism (20%)
21. New Age (18%)
22. New Thought (18%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (16%)
24. Nontheist (9%)
25. Scientology (9%)
26. Secular Humanism (9%)
27. Taoism (3%)
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1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)


3. Liberal Quakers (87%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
5. Nontheist (79%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (77%)
7. Neo-Pagan (64%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (56%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (52%)


10. New Age (49%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (46%)
12. New Thought (45%)
13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%)
14. Reform Judaism (42%)
15. Taoism (42%)
16. Jehovah's Witness (41%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (39%)
18. Scientology (37%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
20. Jainism (29%)
21. Sikhism (26%)
22. Hinduism (22%)
23. Islam (22%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (22%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
26. Roman Catholic (18%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (14%)


Oh yeah. The most atheist person on the board.
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innerbrat wrote:Oh yeah. The most atheist person on the board.
Skipped over my post did you? :P
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Archaic` wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Oh yeah. The most atheist person on the board.
Skipped over my post did you? :P
And you're the most agnostic.
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1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (100%)

3. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (83%)
5. Liberal Quakers (45%)
6. Neo-Pagan (37%)
7. Taoism (20%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (18%)
9. New Age (10%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (0%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (0%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (0%)
13. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
14. Hinduism (0%)
15. Islam (0%)
16. Jainism (0%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (0%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (0%)
20. New Thought (0%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
23. Reform Judaism (0%)
24. Roman Catholic (0%)
25. Scientology (0%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
27. Sikhism (0%)


Hardly surprising results.
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innerbrat wrote:
Archaic` wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Oh yeah. The most atheist person on the board.
Skipped over my post did you? :P
And you're the most agnostic.
And you come to that conclusion..how?

Looks like Sir Sirius beat us both anyway though. I'd love to know how he managed scores like that.
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Cyborg Stan wrote:[...]
27. Roman Catholic (9%)

This last one is kinda interesting considering I was raised Catholic.
So what? I was raised Catholic too, took the test, and Roman Catholic didn't even make it onto the list! (But Jehova's did, therefore the results have to be read with a grain of salt) :wink:
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Archaic` wrote:Looks like Sir Sirius beat us both anyway though. I'd love to know how he managed scores like that.
:lol:
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Post by Frank_Scenario »

I can't take this test. None of the early questions have answers that suit my particular brand of Christianity. My guess is that if I chose second-best answers, I'd wind up with mainline to liberal Protestant Christianity, which makes sense, since I'm a liberal Protestant. However, I'm so liberal that my views are entirely alien to most of my colleagues, so I don't think this label is sufficient.
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Sir Sirius wrote:
Archaic` wrote:Looks like Sir Sirius beat us both anyway though. I'd love to know how he managed scores like that.
:lol:
I answered the first seven questions with the obvious Atheist answers and high priority, left all the rest unanswered.
.....damn, I didn't know you could do that. ^^;;;; Makes sense I suppose, but that's some damn weak coding if it lets you not answer a question.
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1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (84%)
4. Nontheist (80%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (66%)
7. Neo-Pagan (58%)
8. Taoism (48%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (43%)
10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (43%)
11. New Age (42%)
12. Reform Judaism (41%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (33%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (32%)
16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
17. New Thought (29%)
18. Sikhism (27%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (26%)
20. Scientology (25%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
22. Jainism (19%)
23. Hinduism (13%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
25. Islam (13%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (13%)
27. Roman Catholic (13%)
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (82%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (81%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (77%)
6. Nontheist (77%)
7. Bahá'í Faith (59%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (57%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (56%)
10. Neo-Pagan (56%)
11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (47%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (45%)
13. New Thought (41%)
14. Reform Judaism (41%)
15. Jehovah's Witness (40%)
16. New Age (40%)
17. Hinduism (37%)
18. Jainism (37%)
19. Taoism (37%)
20. Sikhism (36%)
21. Orthodox Quaker (33%)
22. Scientology (32%)
23. Islam (29%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (29%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
26. Roman Catholic (23%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)

Hmmm.... It's not that surprising that liberal protestant christianity ended up high, as my mother is one of those. Still, I'd like to have the Esoteric Order of Dagon somewhere on the list.... :twisted:

I took it a second time, and got:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (98%)
3. Nontheist (86%)
4. Liberal Quakers (80%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
7. Neo-Pagan (49%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (48%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (48%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)

I could become Unitarian, but I'd rather just be a secular humanist.
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1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Hinduism (90%)
3. New Age (78%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (72%)
5. New Thought (72%)

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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (98%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (91%)

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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (90%)

3. Liberal Quakers (85%)
4. Secular Humanism (74%)
5. Nontheist (63%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (60%)
7. Bahá'í Faith (57%)
8. Neo-Pagan (55%)
9. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (50%)
10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (48%)
11. New Thought (45%)
12. Reform Judaism (41%)
13. Jehovah's Witness (39%)
14. New Age (36%)
15. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (33%)
16. Taoism (31%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (29%)
18. Orthodox Judaism (18%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (18%)
20. Scientology (18%)
21. Sikhism (18%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (9%)
23. Hinduism (9%)
24. Islam (9%)
25. Jainism (9%)
26. Roman Catholic (9%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (6%)

I believe I took this quiz before, but these are probably different results.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Hmmm.... It's not that surprising that liberal protestant christianity ended up high, as my mother is one of those. Still, I'd like to have the Esoteric Order of Dagon somewhere on the list.... :twisted:
I'm surprised they didn't include The Church of Our Lady of the All-Night Tool...
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1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)

2. Orthodox Quaker (86%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (82%)
4. Liberal Quakers (78%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (77%)
6. Reform Judaism (75%)
7. Unitarian Universalism (69%)
8. Eastern Orthodox (68%)
9. Roman Catholic (68%)
10. Orthodox Judaism (63%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (63%)
12. Sikhism (61%)
13. Islam (61%)
14. Neo-Pagan (46%)
15. Scientology (45%)
16. New Age (44%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (44%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (44%)
19. New Thought (43%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (41%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (40%)
22. Taoism (40%)
23. Hinduism (40%)
24. Secular Humanism (38%)
25. Jainism (34%)
26. Nontheist (32%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (20%)
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (98%)
3. Nontheist (95%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (90%)
5. Liberal Quakers (83%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (78%)
7. Neo-Pagan (66%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (65%)
9. Reform Judaism (62%)
10. New Thought (60%)
11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (55%)
12. Taoism (54%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (53%)
14. Scientology (53%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (50%)
16. New Age (49%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)
18. Sikhism (39%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
20. Islam (33%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (33%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (28%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (24%)
24. Roman Catholic (24%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
26. Jainism (19%)
27. Hinduism (16%)
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