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It's a spoof site. A well-known one. Queeb Salaron, you just played to their game. Congrats.
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Lagmonster wrote:It's a spoof site. A well-known one. Queeb Salaron, you just played to their game. Congrats.
WHOO!!! ::Dances::

Do I get a consolation prize?
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Queeb Salaron wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:It's a spoof site. A well-known one. Queeb Salaron, you just played to their game. Congrats.
WHOO!!! ::Dances::

Do I get a consolation prize?

*chuckle...chuckle...bursts out laughing at Queeb*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
innerbrat wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: Well, armageddon has already come, as in "I'm "armaggedon" it on with her!" *smack*
I'm sorry, is this still me we're talking about here?
I think they're talking about my persistent and dedicated efforts to hasten the arrival of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse through my flagrant and violent... "evil." :twisted:
Yes, but your flagrant and violent evil over Me and Mike!

I think I've figured out why Zaia's had 7 marriage proposals on this board, and I've only had 1. You all just use me and lose me, don't you? :cry:
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innerbrat wrote:Yes, but your flagrant and violent evil over Me and Mike!

I think I've figured out why Zaia's had 7 marriage proposals on this board, and I've only had 1. You all just use me and lose me, don't you? :cry:
Hey, I'd marry you. But you'd probably turn me down, so...
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Darth Yoshi wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Yes, but your flagrant and violent evil over Me and Mike!

I think I've figured out why Zaia's had 7 marriage proposals on this board, and I've only had 1. You all just use me and lose me, don't you? :cry:
Hey, I'd marry you. But you'd probably turn me down, so...
Aw, shucks, :oops: thanks, Yosh.
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innerbrat wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Yes, but your flagrant and violent evil over Me and Mike!

I think I've figured out why Zaia's had 7 marriage proposals on this board, and I've only had 1. You all just use me and lose me, don't you? :cry:
Hey, I'd marry you. But you'd probably turn me down, so...
Aw, shucks, :oops: thanks, Yosh.
marry me ;)

there, thats half of what you need =^_^=
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innerbrat wrote: Yes, but your flagrant and violent evil over Me and Mike!

I think I've figured out why Zaia's had 7 marriage proposals on this board, and I've only had 1. You all just use me and lose me, don't you? :cry:
Well....yes. Sorry. :lol: :D :lol: :D j/k, we ALL love you.
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This thread is more of a riot than that site is. :P
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innerbrat wrote:I think I've figured out why Zaia's had 7 marriage proposals on this board, and I've only had 1. You all just use me and lose me, don't you? :cry:
Aww, poor dear. *hugs*

I'd marry you any time, Cutie. ;)
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*fap fap fap*
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Aaaah, that hit the spot

While my mind is still unfoggy, I'd like to point out that the kid who produced the website dresses pretty liberally for such a fundie meathead

That gave it away for me the first time I saw the site, which was awhile back
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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I wish I had come upon this part of the site earlier:

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Se ... treach.htm
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Queeb Salaron wrote:I wish I had come upon this part of the site earlier:

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Se ... treach.htm
That's nothing.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: Oh well ... Yes, go stay in the corner. Bent over a chair. With your skirt hiked up :twisted:
Dammit, Mike! Are you trying to bring on Armaggedon?!
Now we must ask ourselves this...

Is armaggedon worth it?
Only if we get the pictures.
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