Food ! I DEMAND FOOOODDD !

NieA_7 · Post by **NieA_7** » 2002-09-04 01:25am

Greetings to one and all ! I am Niea, and I am an alien (except that I don't have an antannae !)

A while back, i was living in a forsaken place in Tokyo, hoping that the day would come when I would be rid of the poor young hag that I was living with. Sure, she was nice, but, she didn't have food.

And, being me, i need food.

So, since my expertise was in bumming and building crap UFOs, I escaped her, and now, landed up, of all places, here !

I certainly hope I'll enoy my times here !

And I definitely need.....

...FOOOD !!!!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-04 01:31am

I'd say SPAM here, but I'm not sure how it would be interpreted.

NieA_7 · Post by **NieA_7** » 2002-09-04 01:33am

Actually, it was just my way of saying hello, and besides...

I'm hungry !

Is there a restaurant around here ?

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-09-04 02:40am

I was just about to say that we needed more demented otaku around here.

Welcome

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-04 08:00am

Him another insane person

Will there be any diffrence now we have one more?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-09-04 12:07pm

I might as well take this oppertunity to inflate my post count by one.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-04 12:56pm

Sorry, all the food belongs to me, I appropriated it all in Operation Collosal Food Grab just the other day.
You may not have heard of this incident, as the US govt covered it up as Operation Keep Food From The Terrorists And Give It To The Children.

Datana · Post by **Datana** » 2002-09-04 01:26pm

Quick! Someone get Mayuko's address so we can ship NieA back -- or maybe not, as food supplies are limited here. In any case, welcome aboard, though the insanity level is already quite high here.

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2002-09-04 09:06pm

What happend to the old lady? You eat her?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-04 09:44pm

What ever happened to "Dave's Bar and Grill"? I'm sure it's somewhere on this forum...

NieA_7 · Post by **NieA_7** » 2002-09-05 01:06am

Evil Jerk wrote:Sorry, all the food belongs to me, I appropriated it all in Operation Collosal Food Grab just the other day.
You may not have heard of this incident, as the US govt covered it up as Operation Keep Food From The Terrorists And Give It To The Children.

Good ! Cos' I'm registered as a kid, despite my age ! So, ideally.....

All you food belongs to me !

Datana wrote:Quick! Someone get Mayuko's address so we can ship NieA back -- or maybe not, as food supplies are limited here. In any case, welcome aboard, though the insanity level is already quite high here.

Arrgh ! Don't evenb think of sending me back to Mayuko ! She had no food ! And besides: she didn't have Star Wars !

Admiral Drason wrote:What happend to the old lady? You eat her?

Nope. Too bony, and besides: as much as I'm hungy, i'm not that evil. No, i ate the cat

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:What ever happened to "Dave's Bar and Grill"? I'm sure it's somewhere on this forum...

Where ? WHERE ? I need food ! Journeying on a UFO makes me starved !

Anyway, thank you all for the greetings ! Now, does anyone have any good 'blues' music that features the elctric guitar ? DOn't mind if I ask.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-02-26 01:25am

The old newb's first thread, bumped by your friendly neighborhood Russian.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-02-26 01:27am

Must poison food with mind-controlling substances.

MWAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

And,

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-26 01:29am

Evil Jerk wrote:Sorry, all the food belongs to me, I appropriated it all in Operation Collosal Food Grab just the other day. You may not have heard of this incident, as the US govt covered it up as Operation Keep Food From The Terrorists And Give It To The Children.

Holy shit. You're still alive? I had written you off under my standard "was probably hit by a bus" scenario.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-26 01:31am

Darth Wong wrote:
Evil Jerk wrote:Blah-dee blah blah.
Holy shit. You're still alive? I had written you off under my standard "was probably hit by a bus" scenario.

Might not be. That was posted Sept. 4th, 2002.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-02-26 01:33am

AAAA!!!! THREADOMANCER!!!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-02-26 01:33am

Gah, stupid fgalkin bumped a five-month old thread!

*searches through book for spell to kill zombie-threads*

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-26 01:33am

Zaia wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Evil Jerk wrote:Blah-dee blah blah.
Holy shit. You're still alive? I had written you off under my standard "was probably hit by a bus" scenario.
Might not be. That was posted Sept. 4th, 2002.

Ah, I didn't notice how old this thread was. So the "was probably hit by a bus" scenario remains #1.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 01:34am

Sadly to say, my guinea pig ate all the veggies.

(Wait, that means..... PETA MEMBERS WILL StARVE TO DEATH. YAY!
But there's still LOTS of meat.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 01:35am

Darth Wong wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: Holy shit. You're still alive? I had written you off under my standard "was probably hit by a bus" scenario.
Might not be. That was posted Sept. 4th, 2002.
Ah, I didn't notice how old this thread was. So the "was probably hit by a bus" scenario remains #1.

What the fuck...?

How did this thread get risen from the dead then?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-26 01:35am

Darth Wong wrote:Ah, I didn't notice how old this thread was. So the "was probably hit by a bus" scenario remains #1.

I think fgalkin bumped it because this was NieA_7's newbie thread, and since he's still a noob, I guess he thought NieA_7 might want his thread back.....?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-26 01:37am

Darth Wong wrote:
Zaia wrote:Might not be. That was posted Sept. 4th, 2002.
Ah, I didn't notice how old this thread was. So the "was probably hit by a bus" scenario remains #1.

Considering that part of EJ's last post was "*jumps out of a window*", I'd assume that it was a little too high up.

*BAM!* Bad fgalkin!! Bad Dog!!

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-02-26 04:23am

*looks around eerily before whispering to Tycho*It's magic....shhhh

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 04:28am

Coaan wrote:*looks around eerily before whispering to Tycho*It's magic....shhhh

Must be.
This thread is fucking 5 months old.....

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-26 04:28am

WTF?!!?

What the FRELL were you thinking Fgalkin?! EGAD!