velcome the new femme

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-24 09:40pm

Montcalm wrote:
Dragon_Siege wrote:i dont consider it....I know it, Im not going to lie to you and say im pretty. I might as well just tell you the truth
Ted allways ask for pictures of new female members sometimes he ask for nude pics.

It's part of the reason why he has the title "Obnoxious"

Dragon_Siege · Post by **Dragon_Siege** » 2003-04-24 09:43pm

Ahhh I see....I thought he just had that title because of the way he acts towards new people...Im not sure. But Im not at liberty to judge people when I don't know them

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-24 09:44pm

Ted has that title because he's a sadistic misogynist dick, pure and simple.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-04-24 09:45pm

Dragon_Siege wrote:i dont consider it....I know it, Im not going to lie to you and say im pretty. I might as well just tell you the truth

ok, then ignore ted and don´t post any pics.

Dragon_Siege · Post by **Dragon_Siege** » 2003-04-24 09:48pm

that sounds reasonable. But once again, thats your opinion not mine....Even though I will conclude my own opinion once time has gone by....

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-24 10:00pm

Ted wrote:Besides the time when jmac was stating that she had about a dozen nudes of herself, I was not the only one asking for her to post them. Many were.

Several dozen actually, a lot of them in intimate positions with other naked chicks. I damn near wet myself when she let me see them.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-24 10:16pm

Well, lets see....

*Pulls out syringe filled with the anti-biotic for verilonitis, sticks it in the n00bs vein, and pumps it into her.* There, that should ebate any effects from the bite.

Just, ignore DGG...he's short and only 15...has delusions of grandeur. If he ever gets on your nerves just say 'Quack' that'll shut him up real quick. Just watch.

QUACK! *Watches DGG curl up into a ball and sob uncontrollably* See?

Now..since you are a n00b it IS standard operating procedure to poke you..however. I don't poke...pity for you...

I hadoken...bye bye pretty newbie.

Dragon_Siege · Post by **Dragon_Siege** » 2003-04-24 10:17pm

.....you people really don't have a lot to talk about when you're ready do you??

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-24 10:19pm

aerius wrote:
Ted wrote:Besides the time when jmac was stating that she had about a dozen nudes of herself, I was not the only one asking for her to post them. Many were.
Several dozen actually, a lot of them in intimate positions with other naked chicks. I damn near wet myself when she let me see them.

*Runs after his jaw as it skitters away.*

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-24 10:21pm

damn i was only gone for a few hours and this got three pages hella fast. umm... hello ^^;;

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-24 10:21pm

Dragon_Siege wrote:.....you people really don't have a lot to talk about when you're ready do you??

When everyone`s finished poking you they will start talking.

Dragon_Siege · Post by **Dragon_Siege** » 2003-04-24 10:24pm

...its cause im a girl im being poked aint it.....O_o

thats not righteous

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-24 10:25pm

I see Captain_Cyran gave up on the anti-Verilonitis serums...

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-04-24 10:26pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*snip possible subversion to the Order*

You will respect your Illuminated Masters, Gnome. And don't let me catch you without your tin-foil hat again.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-24 10:26pm

Dragon_Siege wrote:...its cause im a girl im being poked aint it.....O_o

thats not righteous

Guys or girls every new members is poken equaly.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-24 10:27pm

Dragon_Siege wrote:...its cause im a girl im being poked aint it.....O_o

thats not righteous

Just wait till you see the poke the n00b picture.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-24 10:28pm

verilon wrote:I see Captain_Cyran gave up on the anti-Verilonitis serums...

No, it's there. Just before I hadokened the poor n00b.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-24 10:29pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Just, ignore DGG...he's short and only 15...has delusions of grandeur. If he ever gets on your nerves just say 'Quack' that'll shut him up real quick. Just watch.

QUACK! *Watches DGG curl up into a ball and sob uncontrollably* See?

Silence fool! What do you know of the Gnomish Empire! I could crush you with a Stealth Piano at any moment, do you want that? As for your attempts to poke fun at me with hockey:

The crack analysis teams here at GNOMICON have come to this final conclusion after careful observation; THE GAME WAS RIGGED!!!!!!

THOSE BASTARDS SET US UP, AND THEY WILL PAY IN BLOOD!!!! In fact, I'm gonna go down there right now, and show them who's boss!!!!!!

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-24 10:33pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:You will respect your Illuminated Masters, Gnome. And don't let me catch you without your tin-foil hat again.

Watch in what waters you tread, SD.Net denizen from Dimension 9,000,224,356,663,220 - it goes on for a while (snips insanely logn number).

My Stealth Pianos are prepared to crush any of those who would think of toppling the Gnomish Empire. Ph34r Da Gnomage!

Oh, and sorry there....*re-equips tin-foil hat*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-24 10:33pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Just, ignore DGG...he's short and only 15...has delusions of grandeur. If he ever gets on your nerves just say 'Quack' that'll shut him up real quick. Just watch.

QUACK! *Watches DGG curl up into a ball and sob uncontrollably* See?
Silence fool! What do you know of the Gnomish Empire! I could crush you with a Stealth Piano at any moment, do you want that? As for your attempts to poke fun at me with hockey:

The crack analysis teams here at GNOMICON have come to this final conclusion after careful observation; THE GAME WAS RIGGED!!!!!!

THOSE BASTARDS SET US UP, AND THEY WILL PAY IN BLOOD!!!! In fact, I'm gonna go down there right now, and show them who's boss!!!!!!

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Hey, I don't want to hear about rigged games mister Gnome boy...Stanley for the Sabres, THAT was rigged.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-24 10:35pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
verilon wrote:I see Captain_Cyran gave up on the anti-Verilonitis serums...
No, it's there. Just before I hadokened the poor n00b.

Damn.. One of these days you're going to miss it, though...

Dragon_Siege · Post by **Dragon_Siege** » 2003-04-24 10:35pm

ok, im lost already

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-24 10:36pm

Hey, don't give me that not rigged BS robe boy, my Gnomes know what they saw, and they saw cheating amidst Anaheim's players. Painstaking observation has gone into the matter. It was clearly rigged.

If you have a problem with my conclusion, take it up with GNOME ANALYSIS SQUAD XE-772EE 48900-RNDDT-X997 of Dimension 1e38.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-24 10:39pm

verilon wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
verilon wrote:I see Captain_Cyran gave up on the anti-Verilonitis serums...
No, it's there. Just before I hadokened the poor n00b.
Damn.. One of these days you're going to miss it, though...

I'll only miss it for those I dislike. I take care of myself by making certain of who survives to become a full SDNeter.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-04-24 10:42pm

*Poke*

Welcome!
I'm guessing she's a female, about 14-18, juding at the way she types...

I need something besides a poke, like Verlion's bite...