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descriptions like this make me want to change my opinion on the death penalty.


Gotta say this at least makes me rethink my anti-gun stance, every non fundamentalist texan should be issued an M60 and at least 5 grenades.
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NapoleonGH wrote:descriptions like this make me want to change my opinion on the death penalty.


Gotta say this at least makes me rethink my anti-gun stance, every non fundamentalist texan should be issued an M60 and at least 5 grenades.
You're... Anti-gun!??

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dude, look at when i registered, ive been a lurker here for ages, i only post occasionally, or I did.
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your older then he is, heh.
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Oops. LMFAO!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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-contemplates poking both of them, cuz he arrived before that, even-
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What foodbunny went through makes me want to vomit. I'm literally stunned speechless.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:Hmm... Then here's what we do. Take a leather belt and tie his arms to his sides. Stand him on a chair in the garage. Tie a rope to a rafter, and loop the end around his neck. Stick him with 100 cc of Curare in the scalp where they won't see the scar. His legs go limp, he hangs himself. Unbind his hands, kick the chair out from under him, and let him sit there. Leave.

Curare doesn't show up on tox screens, unless you're looking for it. Looks like a suicide. The only tough part is obtaining the curare. And that's almost a non-issue if you know where to look.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:We want them to learn a lesson that doesn't include us spending several years
in jail for attempted murder one :P

So no firearms :wink:
Hmm... Then here's what we do. Take a leather belt and tie his arms to his sides. Stand him on a chair in the garage. Tie a rope to a rafter, and loop the end around his neck. Stick him with 100 cc of Curare in the scalp where they won't see the scar. His legs go limp, he hangs himself. Unbind his hands, kick the chair out from under him, and let him sit there. Leave.

Curare doesn't show up on tox screens, unless you're looking for it. Looks like a suicide. The only tough part is obtaining the curare. And that's almost a non-issue if you know where to look.
Bah, thats not as fun as shoving dynamite up their ass, lighting the fuse and running like hell. :D
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First off, those people make me ashamed to call myself Christian and I am with every single one of you that every single one of those assholes deserve to be run over by a steamroller before their bodies burned and pissed on. Fucking jack offs....

I want names of people, I REALLY do. I've been looking for an excuse to go to Texas to see a friend and this is one more...I need summer vacation.

Christ...I don't care how old or young those people are they all deserve to burn.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:-contemplates poking both of them, cuz he arrived before that, even-
*Checks the memberlist, discovers that Talen joined before him* Damn...I was about to pull a coup to poke all three of you...
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Well a vast majority of the people in this thread is just about as bad as those they claim to hate. Real mature to make death threats and state they should all die a painful death. What they did was disgusting. What you are advocating is equaly bad.
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Alyeska wrote:Well a vast majority of the people in this thread is just about as bad as those they claim to hate. Real mature to make death threats and state they should all die a painful death. What they did was disgusting. What you are advocating is equaly bad.
Never said I was a good person.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
Alyeska wrote:Well a vast majority of the people in this thread is just about as bad as those they claim to hate. Real mature to make death threats and state they should all die a painful death. What they did was disgusting. What you are advocating is equaly bad.
Never said I was a good person.
In other words your just as bad as the fundies in the story. Thanks for the clarrification. FYI, you have no basis to complain about their morals anymore.
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Alyeska wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: Never said I was a good person.
In other words your just as bad as the fundies in the story. Thanks for the clarrification. FYI, you have no basis to complain about their morals anymore.
*Pauses, thinks* Alright....point made.
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So much Irony & Hypocracy.....

Thread Be locked, have a nice day.

Such Bulling is common on the middle school/high school level, unfortunatly. It is ILLEGAL and reprehensible.

Again it's not the faith's fault for that, it's the PARENT'S and the community as a whole. The teachers can't stop the students for fear of being osticized and sued, this is simply an excuse for abhorrent behaviour.

this inhumanity, is simular deconstruction to what allowed a number of atrocities to occur since the beginning of time. Fortunatly the more civilizing influences are working their way in, we still have a lot of people who at their hearts are waving around clubs, and raping & pillaging provided they have an excuse to get away with it.
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