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"LONDON (Reuters) - The leader of a prominent U.S.-based animal rights group said she had drawn up a will directing that her flesh be barbecued and her skin used to make leather products in protest at man's ill-treatment of animals."

Hmm... I think I need to get my copy of the Necronomicon rebound...
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*Yanks microwave off cupboard and pulls of its door*

Now all I need is a few car batteries and the location of this idiot meatfeast on legs.
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I'll gladly buy a pair of shoes made out of her skin. :twisted:
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Ted C wrote:"LONDON (Reuters) - The leader of a prominent U.S.-based animal rights group said she had drawn up a will directing that her flesh be barbecued and her skin used to make leather products in protest at man's ill-treatment of animals."

Hmm... I think I need to get my copy of the Necronomicon rebound...
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Ted C wrote:"LONDON (Reuters) - The leader of a prominent U.S.-based animal rights group said she had drawn up a will directing that her flesh be barbecued and her skin used to make leather products in protest at man's ill-treatment of animals."
This protests it how?
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Great. Now she's Marilyn freaking Manson.
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Does noone else want to find out what human meat tastes like? i sure do, and it's all consensual..for a change.
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Rye wrote:Does noone else want to find out what human meat tastes like? i sure do, and it's all consensual..for a change.
I guess it taste like chicken. :wink:
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Rye wrote:Does noone else want to find out what human meat tastes like? i sure do, and it's all consensual..for a change.
You want to run the risk that her stupidity is contagious?
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Rye wrote:Does noone else want to find out what human meat tastes like?
No!

Besides, the weirdo in question is 57, so she'd be tough and stringy.
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Well, OK. Good on her. She will be made into a purse.
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Montcalm wrote:
Rye wrote:Does noone else want to find out what human meat tastes like? i sure do, and it's all consensual..for a change.
I guess it taste like chicken. :wink:
Actually it doesn't. Uh, supposedly. 8)
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I heard a cannibal guy say it tastes the same as roast pork when it's roasted, and i'm damn hungry.

I hope some farmer gets a load of her barbecued meat and feeds it to his chickens.
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neoolong wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Rye wrote:Does noone else want to find out what human meat tastes like? i sure do, and it's all consensual..for a change.
I guess it taste like chicken. :wink:
Actually it doesn't. Uh, supposedly. 8)
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neoolong wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Rye wrote:Does noone else want to find out what human meat tastes like? i sure do, and it's all consensual..for a change.
I guess it taste like chicken. :wink:
Actually it doesn't. Uh, supposedly. 8)
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I've heard it tastes like pork, as well. But actually, it tastes just like chimpanzee. :twisted:
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Ted C wrote:"LONDON (Reuters) - The leader of a prominent U.S.-based animal rights group said she had drawn up a will directing that her flesh be barbecued and her skin used to make leather products in protest at man's ill-treatment of animals."

Hmm... I think I need to get my copy of the Necronomicon rebound...


Fine with me. Now if only the rest of her group of nuts would go along with her . . . then I'm sure my hypothetical cat will be able to make some use of the pet food I'd make from them. And imagine, PETA memorial handbags . . . act now and own a piece of one of the finest examples of human stupidity in the last fifty years! Now only $17.95! :twisted:
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Montcalm wrote:
Rye wrote:Does noone else want to find out what human meat tastes like? i sure do, and it's all consensual..for a change.
I guess it taste like chicken. :wink:
I first misread it as "I guess it taste like children" :D
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Stupid bint. The meat and leather industries do not use the same animals. The butchering process on meat production lines ruins the hide, and the skinning process destroys the meat, making it fit for nothing but hamburgers.
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alot of the beef of the world is eaten as hambergers man, in fact i would wager most of beef is eaten as hamburgers/any other form of ground beef.


I see no problem with that person getting leatherized and eaten, reminds me of "Stranger in a strange land" my two dutch friends want to make a pact that whoever dies first's lungs get donated to the other who is instructed to smoke them to get all the cannabis resin out. If that isnt weirder than this woman, i dont know what is (could work though)
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innerbrat wrote: making it fit for nothing but hamburgers.
I love hamburgers. Big fat juicy hamburgers. mmmmmmm..
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kojikun wrote:
innerbrat wrote: making it fit for nothing but hamburgers.
I love hamburgers. Big fat juicy hamburgers. mmmmmmm..
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I vote we kill them via anal electrocution now, if we wait for them to die naturally the meat and skin wont be in prime condition.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

I say we take her body for an Egyptian style burial ceramony.

She's already one step closer to it after she bbq her skin. Just take whatever remaining fluids out and her cooked brain etc and there.

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