Chick Issues (think unsexy thoughts...)

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-25 07:55pm

My GF got back from a trip to New Mexico last week, and she brought a mutaul friend of ours (Sandra) back with her. It's great since I haven't seen Sandra in a long time, and she's a good friend and a sexy swimmer babe too. Which is great, except that I'm getting tons of naughty thoughts about her and my dick won't stay down. Every time she touches me or hugs me I start thinking about pulling her clothes off and doing naughty things to her, even though my GF is standing there right beside me, and half the time I end up with a stiffy that won't go down. I don't know what's going on, today I almost asked her to join in and have a 3-some with me & my GF!

I don't know what's going on, I've been attracted to girls before and had thoughts of fucking them senseless and all, but nothing like this, and especially not with a longtime friend. It's kind of unsettling and I don't know what's going on, Sandra's been a good friend of mine for a long time and though I've always found her cute & all, I've never had these naughty thoughts about getting naked with her and fucking her on the park bench behind the bushes. I'm hoping this phase will pass soon once we see each other more and I get use to being around her again, but man, this is kind of creepy. Anyways, you guys wanna psychoanalyse me or something and figure out way to work with this and get around it?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-25 08:04pm

I hope your girlfriend doesn't know about this forum.

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-04-25 08:13pm

Uh, isn't your girlfriend jmac? And doesn't she frequent this forum?...

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-25 08:20pm

I was just about to mention that.

Whny not ask her if a 3-way's ok?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-25 08:26pm

yeah =p no having fun with other people without permission

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-25 08:28pm

You could probably get by a quickie in the linen closet without anyone noticing.

J · Post by J » 2003-04-25 08:28pm

Of course I know about it, he called on the phone earlier today sounding most hesitant and awkward about it. Unfortunately for him I couldn't help much and ended up breaking down in giggles, I think he almost lost it when I couldn't stop laughing. Poor guy...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-25 08:37pm

So, jmac, how would you feel about a three-way between you, aerius, and Sandra?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-25 08:45pm

thats what I was wondering

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-25 08:57pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Whny not ask her if a 3-way's ok?

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You could probably get by a quickie in the linen closet without anyone noticing.

Umm...yeah...can you say "kick in the nuts"? I knew you could.

J · Post by J » 2003-04-25 08:57pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So, jmac, how would you feel about a three-way between you, aerius, and Sandra?

Just 'cause I've seen both of them naked (she was in the same swim club as me) doesn't mean I'm going to do a 3-some with them. It's just something I'm not entirely comfortable with.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-25 09:45pm

aerius wrote:My GF got back from a trip to New Mexico last week, and she brought a mutaul friend of ours (Sandra) back with her. It's great since I haven't seen Sandra in a long time, and she's a good friend and a sexy swimmer babe too. Which is great, except that I'm getting tons of naughty thoughts about her and my dick won't stay down. Every time she touches me or hugs me I start thinking about pulling her clothes off and doing naughty things to her, even though my GF is standing there right beside me, and half the time I end up with a stiffy that won't go down. I don't know what's going on, today I almost asked her to join in and have a 3-some with me & my GF!

I don't know what's going on, I've been attracted to girls before and had thoughts of fucking them senseless and all, but nothing like this, and especially not with a longtime friend. It's kind of unsettling and I don't know what's going on, Sandra's been a good friend of mine for a long time and though I've always found her cute & all, I've never had these naughty thoughts about getting naked with her and fucking her on the park bench behind the bushes. I'm hoping this phase will pass soon once we see each other more and I get use to being around her again, but man, this is kind of creepy. Anyways, you guys wanna psychoanalyse me or something and figure out way to work with this and get around it?

How you handle it all depends on Sandra I'm afraid, if you know each other well enough, then tell her what's been happening (chances are she'll treat it the same way Jmac did), there will be teasing, laughter and eventually any discomfort will fade. Alternatively if Jmac had been up for the threesome thing you could have broached the idea ot Sandra and seen what happened. Those are for if you think she can handle knowing - if she can't, then things are going to get awkward because as a friend you do need to tell her (or do you think she hasn't noticed your boner every time you hug, or your blushing and staring in a daydream state?) and get it into the open, there will be uncomfortable silences and lots of awkwardness but eventually it'll clear.

I've been in both types of situation and though it can Veeeeeeeeery awkward either way at first, friendships will survive as long as your honest (and having Jmac dissolve into giggles and seeing the funny side while your discussing it with Sandra will no doubt help

).

It can be fun if your single as you get lots of Fuck buddies out of those situations, but they happen when you're in a relationship as well and the best thing you can do is tell all involved rather than let it eat at you and possibly cause problems.

However, every situation is unique, so your best course is to talk it over with Jmac (after she stops giggling) and discuss between you how you're going to breach the subject to Sandra - rather than asking us Social Retards on this Board

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-25 09:48pm

jmac wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So, jmac, how would you feel about a three-way between you, aerius, and Sandra?
Just 'cause I've seen both of them naked (she was in the same swim club as me) doesn't mean I'm going to do a 3-some with them. It's just something I'm not entirely comfortable with.

*Breaks into song* Because Women that talk about seeing other women nekkid,
are the best type of women of aaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll!

mantakai · Post by **mantakai** » 2003-04-25 10:02pm

jmac wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So, jmac, how would you feel about a three-way between you, aerius, and Sandra?
Just 'cause I've seen both of them naked (she was in the same swim club as me) doesn't mean I'm going to do a 3-some with them. It's just something I'm not entirely comfortable with.

well dude it looks like you have your answer there, you will just have to ignore the fact that she is hot and treat her like any other friend

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-25 10:29pm

Now you know something of what it's like for me around hot straight friends. Frustrating, huh?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-25 10:32pm

Thanks Rob Wilson, for your words of wisdom (and experience) on the ways of women and relationships. I'll have to get together with the girls after work tomorrow and sort this out, and I'll definitely need jmac to save me when I get all nervous and say something stupid by accident. I can almost picture it right now:

"Ummm...Sandra...there's something I need to tell you...uh...for some reason I'm getting all these dirty thoughts about you and let's go to my place and get naked"

*SMACK*

"No! that's not what I mean! I was trying to say I keep getting these dirty thoughts about getting naked with you not that I wanted to do have sex with you now!"

Oh boy...deep down I think I've always known that I'd have to tell Sandra about it, and the fact that we're already good friends should make it easier. But somehow the weirdness of the situation has me all freaked out and clueless.

Now, with that part of the problem answered, how would I go about working out a 3-some?

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-25 10:36pm

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Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-25 10:37pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Now you know something of what it's like for me around hot straight friends. Frustrating, huh?

LMFAO!

I know that feeling too well..

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-04-25 10:43pm

Trying thinking about other things when your friend is near you. Best if its something simple. Like just keeping thinking "white paper." That should keep down the "wood."

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-25 10:53pm

Before you talk to her, jerk off. It's easier to keep the WoodMan down when you've recently blown your load.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-25 11:02pm

Darth Wong wrote:Before you talk to her, jerk off. It's easier to keep the WoodMan down when you've recently blown your load.

Oh, but don't forget to leave the room before you whip it out to do this, Aerius.

EDIT: Wait, what kind of time span are we talking about with the term 'before'? Five minutes? A couple of seconds? Cause that might nullify my statement about being in the same room.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-04-25 11:19pm

Darth Wong wrote:Before you talk to her, jerk off. It's easier to keep the WoodMan down when you've recently blown your load.

Quite eloquent.

My recommendation:
www.uglypeople.com

Find a particularly disgusting picture and just put that in your head.
You'll either lose your wish for sexual pleasure, and perhaps your wish to eat, or you'll develop a fetish for ugly people. jmac will like that change I'm sure.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-25 11:26pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Before you talk to her, jerk off. It's easier to keep the WoodMan down when you've recently blown your load.
Quite eloquent.

My recommendation:
www.uglypeople.com

Find a particularly disgusting picture and just put that in your head.
You'll either lose your wish for sexual pleasure, and perhaps your wish to eat, or you'll develop a fetish for ugly people. jmac will like that change I'm sure.

Ahhh, just take Darth Wong's advice. But jerk off two or three times in a row...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-26 12:05am

aerius wrote:Now, with that part of the problem answered, how would I go about working out a 3-some?

Given all that's gone on in this thread, that could now be a lot harder.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-26 12:38am

Dude... abort the project!

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