Animal Rights Leader Wants to Be Barbecued

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-04-25 07:01pm

Montcalm wrote:
Rye wrote:Does noone else want to find out what human meat tastes like? i sure do, and it's all consensual..for a change.
I guess it taste like chicken.

Tastes like pork, according to missionaries from 19th century in south Pacific. Islanders called human flesh "long pig."

DarthBlight · Post by **DarthBlight** » 2003-04-25 07:16pm

Hmm, as tempting as this sounds, I think I will pass.

While human flesh is quite nutritious to us, it also has this property of becoming quite addicting.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-25 07:35pm

Okay, that's one of them, now why can't all of the animal rights wackos do that? And, could someone put me down for one wallet and one jacket?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-25 08:29pm

Ted C wrote:"LONDON (Reuters) - The leader of a prominent U.S.-based animal rights group said she had drawn up a will directing that her flesh be barbecued and her skin used to make leather products in protest at man's ill-treatment of animals."

Hmm... I think I need to get my copy of the Necronomicon rebound...

cool! human leather jacket!

Id love one of those.

Saurencaerthai · Post by **Saurencaerthai** » 2003-04-25 09:26pm

I heard a cannibal guy say it tastes the same as roast pork when it's roasted, and i'm damn hungry.

I hope some farmer gets a load of her barbecued meat and feeds it to his chickens.

I won't post links, but search for interviews and information about a one Issei Sagawa. That should answer some questions on taste.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-25 09:34pm

how much would human leathr trenchcoat cost? cow leather is 250. . .

and would it look good?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-25 09:35pm

Saurencaerthai wrote:
I heard a cannibal guy say it tastes the same as roast pork when it's roasted, and i'm damn hungry.

I hope some farmer gets a load of her barbecued meat and feeds it to his chickens.
I won't post links, but search for interviews and information about a one Issei Sagawa. That should answer some questions on taste.

those pics are sick.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-25 09:40pm

eww

this guy is. . . echch. echch.[/list]

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-25 10:48pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:how much would human leathr trenchcoat cost? cow leather is 250. . .

and would it look good?

Well, it would probably be far more expensive, as no humans will be willing ot give themselves up for something like that, so people to get leather from would be very rare, and only a few could be made. Then, there would be the human rights groups.

As for the looks, I'm sure they could be made to look good.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-26 12:54am

Really low demand though. Probably.

ben · Post by **ben** » 2003-04-26 01:53am

Why does this remind me of Byr Genar-Hofoen's ownskin jacket that he had made?

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-26 02:03am

Ooooh! Shotgun an eye fillet. Mmmmm....

What, what are you all looking at me like that for? Its what the stupid bitch wants. She wants to BBQ herself? Then fuck it, no point wasting it.

*edit* It'll be good quality grain fed meat as well... */edit*

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-04-26 02:04am

Mmmmm...tasty kinda...in a sort of way..yeah..

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-04-26 02:33am

Am I the only one who thinks it might be a good idea to try putting her through that depolymerization plant?

I mean, imagine how she'll be helping the environment, by providing enough oil to heat a house for all of 1 hour

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-26 10:31am

Hmm... I've considered. I wouldn't go to eat her or anything, but I'd piss on the leather goods.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-04-26 12:19pm

Excellent. I want some new gloves.

*Dispatches necron Flayed One to hurry the process along.*

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-26 05:51pm

Hmm... I wonder what you feed people in order to get the most meat off of them... Maybe you just make them protein-load and lift weights.

Someone get an industrial-sized blender and a truckload of MetRx. We're gonna make us some PETAburgers.

And is anyone else reminded of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs?

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-26 06:03pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:how much would human leathr trenchcoat cost? cow leather is 250. . .

and would it look good?

Depends on the woman's skin color. If she were caucasian, I really couldn't see such light skin looking terribly attractive. It's true that during the tanning process (depending on the process) the skin darkens to some extent (enough to remove some blemishes and freckles). If she were African, it might look pretty good. I'm a fan of darker "bomber-jacket" leather.

As for the price, considering it would be the only one made, it would sell for millions. It's the rarest leather in the world, and according to Ed Gein, it's some of the best.

If human-skin jackets were produced en masse, then they'd probably still be quite expensive. I'd put the premium uncut leather itself between $5k and $8k American. The best uncut minks go for that much. And then you have to choose the lining, which can run you anywhere from $100 - $2000, depending on the material. Add tailor's fees. So, if the leather is anywhere as good quality as Mr. Gein seems to think, you're looking at a jacket anywhere between $5.5k and $10k.

Not cheap.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-04-26 06:50pm

Maybe in future people could have similar stuff to this in their after-death arrangements, they could pay off some of the debts they leave or give the kids some more inheritance money!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-26 07:08pm

"Paging Doctor Lecter, come in doctor......."

Bah, forget Hannibal, I'm going to fragg that bitch

Now, where's a flamethrower when I need one.....

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-27 04:30am

OK, when she dies I think that everyone should turn up to her funeral wearing tasteless BBQ aprons (shotgun the one with fake breasts), paper plates and carrying a bowl of potato salad or coleslaw or something like that. Be one of the funniest protests ever.

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