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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... egory=1469

Believe it.
The revolution is successful, but survival depends on drastic measures. Your continued existence represents a threat to the well-being of society. Your lives means slow death to the more valued members of the colony. Therefore I have no alternative but to sentence you to death. Your execution is so ordered.

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What in the name of fucking fuck? :shock:
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hahaha. . .
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Bwahaha. That's just sad.
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Whiskey...Tango...Foxtrot.......
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"Ebay when you want to sell crap." :wink:
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......................I am at a loss for words.....................
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"Trainables"???? Fer the love of....
I was in kindergarten and first grade in '73, you really don't realise how much time has past until something like this slaps you in the face....
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Post by mantakai »

i dont know what else can be said except :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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mantakai wrote:i dont know what else can be said except :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
say :lol:
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Post by Admiral Valdemar »

Thanks. That killed off a fair few of my just functioning brain cells that are left from having to deal with the likes of PETA and Creationists.

Bye-bye byologi degrree.
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Er.... WTF!!?!????!!?!?!!!!!!??!!!?
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Someone should send hatemail to the anti masturbation site with this



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Post by Zaia »

HAHAHahahAHAHAHahahAHAHaHAHaHaHaHahAHaH...


*takes deep breath*


HAHAHHEAHEHAHEHAHEHAhehehaehaEHAHEAHeHAEhaHEAHehaeh...
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Post by Enforcer Talen »

Zaia wrote:HAHAHahahAHAHAHahahAHAHaHAHaHaHaHahAHaH...


*takes deep breath*


HAHAHHEAHEHAHEHAHEHAhehehaehaEHAHEAHeHAEhaHEAHehaeh...
see? thats the correct response
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That's two minutes of my life I can never have back.
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HemlockGrey wrote:That's two minutes of my life I can never have back.
you werent using them anyway.
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When I thought I could see no wierder shit, this site resets the scale.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

ROFLMAO!!!

*puts the name of that video into Kazaa for the hell of it...*
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Post by Stampede »

:shock: i dont know whats worse...the fact that they have this video for sale...or the fact that they have 42 videos available to sale. :shock:
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Oh no, sweetie. I don't think you're a whore....whores actually charge money.
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Post by Gandalf »

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFLMAO!!!

*puts the name of that video into Kazaa for the hell of it...*
If you get results I'm going to feel very disturbed.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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Post by Sokar »

Well, ya know for my money you can never get enough bad 70's instructional video, much less one for explaining S-E-X to Jonny the Mongoloid, because god knows he should after all reproduce........
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Post by XaLEv »

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ahh... humans....
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

I googled the title 'THE ABC'S OF SEX EDUCATION FOR TRAINABLES' and got this Google result.
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