Chick Issues (think unsexy thoughts...)

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-26 12:49am

aphexmonster wrote:Dude... abort the project!

Wha?

I see no wrong with aerius, jmac, and Sandra doing a 3some as a direct result of this thread.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-26 01:11am

Let's talk reality here; if you get her into a threesome, that relationship is probably doomed. How many penises do you have? Oh, you have one? Then you don't really need two vaginas, do you?

Of course we males look at other girls and even get hard. The fact of life is that we get bored with our partner's bodies. That is just the reality here, but that does not mean we should ever cheat or do anything stupid. Relationships are so much more than sex.

What I am trying to say is that I agree with D. Wong. Just jerk off when you think of her.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-26 01:16am

Superman wrote:Let's talk reality here; if you get her into a threesome, that relationship is probably doomed. How many penises do you have? Oh, you have one? Then you don't really need two vaginas, do you?

Of course we males look at other girls and even get hard. The fact of life is that we get bored with our partner's bodies. That is just the reality here, but that does not mean we should ever cheat or do anything stupid. Relationships are so much more than sex.

What I am trying to say is that I agree with D. Wong. Just jerk off when you think of her.

Touche...

Some reason 3somes always seem to work good when it's all guys... Funny that

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-26 01:40am

I guess im just old school =/ ... i belive in manogamy, and 1 on 1 partnering. More genetailia and things just get complicated outside of the bed.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-26 02:27am

aphexmonster wrote:I guess im just old school =/ ... i belive in manogamy, and 1 on 1 partnering. More genetailia and things just get complicated outside of the bed.

Yeah, same here. Just stick with the important things you have right now, aerius.

Wise dude once said: "A bird in the bed is worth two in the bar".

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2003-04-26 02:51am

aerius wrote: Now, with that part of the problem answered, how would I go about working out a 3-some?

Alcohol and lots of it

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-26 03:06am

SpacedTeddyBear wrote:
aerius wrote: Now, with that part of the problem answered, how would I go about working out a 3-some?
Alcohol and lots of it

[Marge]That's your solution to everything.[/Marge]

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-26 03:40am

.... its a damn good one!

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-26 04:06am

"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-26 05:54am

aerius wrote: Oh boy...deep down I think I've always known that I'd have to tell Sandra about it, and the fact that we're already good friends should make it easier. But somehow the weirdness of the situation has me all freaked out and clueless.

Don't forget she's going to tease you to buggery about this, ah the fun of male/female relationships.

aerius wrote:Now, with that part of the problem answered, how would I go about working out a 3-some?

Remember, chloroform is your friend.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-26 06:08am

Rob Wilson wrote: Remember, chloroform is your friend.

Yes, knock yourself out and convince yourself you had a good time after you come out of it.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-26 06:15am

XaLEv wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: Remember, chloroform is your friend.
Yes, knock yourself out and convince yourself you had a good time after you come out of it.

LMAO

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-26 07:26am

Does Sandra know about this forum?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-04-26 08:51am

Hmmmm...

Let's drop the 3some idea. jmac has said 'no'. Chloroform is your only hope.

Personally, I find it really awkward when a friend tells me he has a crush on me. The best way of getting over crushes, IME, is to get to know them better.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-26 09:01am

innerbrat wrote:Hmmmm...

Let's drop the 3some idea. jmac has said 'no'. Chloroform is your only hope.

Personally, I find it really awkward when a friend tells me he has a crush on me. The best way of getting over crushes, IME, is to get to know them better.

As I said, there's always that awkward period, but friendships survive it. Aerius is especially lucky in that Jmac see's the funny side so can help Sandra do the same. In fact I'm amazed th 2 girls haven't talked about it already, after all no matter what we guys like to think, we're hopeless at hiding attractions to women from the women in question.

Now, back to the chloroform...