Bah, you can be older than me, but someday I'll be have a birthday and I'll be older than you and you'll be like "WTF?!" And so will I.
Erm....Happy Birthday....here's a chicken with its head cut off.
*laughs hysterically as the dead chicken's body contiunes to run into the wall, getting up and running into the wall again until it finally comes to rest, motionless*
*wipse tear from eye* Oh my god chickens are funny.
Wooo! 21 Mother-fuckers!
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happy birthday, Ando.
Reday for you're brthday spankign or do you wnat something else?
Reday for you're brthday spankign or do you wnat something else?
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Re: Wooo! 21 Mother-fuckers!
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Happy Birthday, man! Remember -- most places will hook you up with a free drink on your b-day -- so go out and milk it for us old farts who can't afford good fake I.D.'s, y'hear?
uh... happy b-day?
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It's 18 here.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:21 mother fuckers? Where did you meet them?
Oh, yes, happy birthday. Is the legal drinking age lower in Austrailia? If so, then get drunk to celebrate anyway!
You can do anything at 18, 21 is meaningless.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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Happy Birthday, beebee!!!!!
I hope you had a wonderful day! I love you and miss you, like always. *hugs*
I hope you had a wonderful day! I love you and miss you, like always. *hugs*
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Bah, you can be older than me, but someday I'll be have a birthday and I'll be older than you and you'll be like "WTF?!" And so will I.
Dude, did you notice I put this in my sig? Fuckin' hilarious!
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Happy birthday man. 
Damn, theres alot of birthdays all of a sudden.
*starts counting down the days till mine on May 22nd...when I'll turn 22.)*
Damn, theres alot of birthdays all of a sudden.
*starts counting down the days till mine on May 22nd...when I'll turn 22.
)*"I once asked Rebecca to sing Happy Birthday to me during sex. That was funny, especially since I timed my thrusts to sync up with the words. And yes, it was my birthday." - Darth Wong
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