W00t. Time for a custom title.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-04-26 06:46pm

I am worthy.

*mind-control rays*

Come up with a custom title for moi or the U.N. Stormtroopers of my Black Helocopter Wing (credit to the devious Panzer Leader for ze Zig) will lobotomize you.

Come up with one of your own if so you please, minions.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-26 06:49pm

The Great Leader is disappointed in your signature choice.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-26 06:52pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:The Great Leader is disappointed in your signature choice.

As is zee Panzerleader

EDIT: Wait, you changed it!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-26 06:52pm

Yoru sig is friggin' huge! Trim it you illuminated bastard.

BTW, you can be: "The Gnome's Subordinate"

Otherwise, I don't know what half that crap means up there, so I'll just pick Conspirator, cause its short.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-04-26 06:53pm

Argh dammit I lost the question. Revote. The mind-control rays say so.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-26 06:55pm

Much better comrade, and I see your loyal poll has committed suicide rather then risk being captured by the board.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-26 06:57pm

damn poll, put me down as for "Cattle Mutilator"

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-26 06:58pm

Me too; I thought I voted for Cattle Mutilator, but voted for something else instead.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-26 07:00pm

Operation Mindfuck?! I think I'll stay out of your personal affairs, but I see you added Cattle Mutilator. Exccceeellllentt.

My vote that shall be. Well, besides "Licking The Gnome's Boots" anyways.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-04-26 07:00pm

Alright--until a mod fixes it, we have

1 - Deus ex Machina
3- Cattle Mutilator
1 - Fnord

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-04-26 07:02pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Operation Mindfuck?! I think I'll stay out of your personal affairs, but I see you added Cattle Mutilator. Exccceeellllentt.

My vote that shall be. Well, besides "Licking The Gnome's Boots" anyways.

*U.N. Stormtrooper kidnap Gnome from his Gnomish dacha for "reeducation" with the Illuminati's fake Playboy bunnies*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-26 07:02pm

Either Honorary Guard of Atlantis or Deus Ex Machina, because they sound the best.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-26 07:03pm

I like Honorary Gruad of Atlantis...but since that's not the way the title will be spelt I won't vote for that.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-26 07:05pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Either Honorary Guard of Atlantis.

Funny, I just got a book on Atlantis from a church rummage sale

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-26 07:11pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:*U.N. Stormtrooper kidnap Gnome from his Gnomish dacha for "reeducation" with the Illuminati's fake Playboy bunnies*

I won't hijack this thread with a TGOD (happened too many times before, pissed some people off), but lets just say this:

*The Gnome is rescued from custody byImperialStormtroopers, and whisk him away into his Sentinal-Class Shuttle*

'Till we meet again, Cattle Mutilator.

*whisks away into the night*

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-04-26 07:16pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*snip*

*Stormies remove helmets to reveal Illuminati fake playboy bunnies*

Bunnie One: There are only two forms of ego-loss. Schitzophrenia or Illumination.

*Gnomish screams of pain and madness*

No TGOD, so you may not respond.

The Illuminated One's thread, bitch.

And where's a superm0d to fix this stuff when you need them?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-26 07:22pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:*Stormies remove helmets to reveal Illuminati fake playboy bunnies*

Bunnie One: There are only two forms of ego-loss. Schitzophrenia or Illumination.

*Gnomish screams of pain and madness*

You areaskingfor a hijack buddy! I'mverygood at hijacks. I've taken over 7 or 8 threads that were totally not meant for hijacking (you know the TGOD thread in Gaming? All me).

*the Gnome presses a switch on his belt, and the Sentinal EXPLODES into fragmented debris, cooling slowly as it drifts down to the surface*

BACK ON THE BRIDGE OF THEGNOMANIA'S PRIDE:

*The Gnome is displaced into the bridge*

Dump the entire cache of new Gnomes into the nearest star, we've got infiltration amongst the ranks. Order a new batch from GNOMICON in all sectors, and be on the look out. Now then:

*Gridfires Earth*

Phew....problem solved.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-04-26 07:24pm

I like either "Lux" or "Cattle Mutilator".

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-04-26 07:26pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*snip*

Don't hijack my thread.

*lobotomize*

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-26 08:47pm

*sigh* I, also, voted Cattle Mutilator, but it doesn't show!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-26 08:55pm

Uh, your sig banner is nice, but you spelt "helicopter" wrong.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-26 08:56pm

Cattle Mutilator.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-26 08:58pm

IG-88E wrote:Cattle Mutilator.

Same here.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-26 08:58pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Uh, your sig banner is nice, but you spelt "helicopter" wrong.

That was intentional, fool!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-26 09:00pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Uh, your sig banner is nice, but you spelt "helicopter" wrong.
That was intentional, fool!

Buh?

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