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Alcohol warning...

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Ok, maybe its been posted before so forgive me..

Due to increasing product liability litigation, liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. and lastly...

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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ROFLMAO!!!

OMG R0X0R!!!!!!11 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

A n00b!!!!!!!!!!!11

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ROFLMAOWTIME!!!

Oh God, this brings back memories of our last class trip...or rather, the lack of so many of them...

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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
ROTFLMAO. :lol:
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CRUCIBLE wrote:WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
Hehehe.

Where did you get this? I know I've seen it before.
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omg n00b!!11

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CRUCIBLE wrote:WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

YEP! :twisted:

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ROFL!! XD And since I haven't seen you before... and you've only 15 posts.. :twisted:

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That was funny, now

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God Emperor wrote:That was funny, now

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What type of gun is that? I could really use one of those. :twisted:
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IG-88E wrote:
God Emperor wrote:That was funny, now

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What type of gun is that? I could really use one of those. :twisted:
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
IG-88E wrote: :shock:

What type of gun is that? I could really use one of those. :twisted:
If you give me $5 it's all yours.
I can get it to you for $4. :twisted:
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
IG-88E wrote: :shock:

What type of gun is that? I could really use one of those. :twisted:
If you give me $5 it's all yours.
I can get it to you for $4. :twisted:
Damn you DGG...$3!
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Damn you DGG...$3!
DONE! Sorry, DGG, but I need to be nice to my fellow BMs. *hefts new rifle*

Supremely cool. :twisted:
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Damn you DGG...$3!
I'll always one-up you Cyran. $2.50!
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IG-88E wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Damn you DGG...$3!
DONE! Sorry, DGG, but I need to be nice to my fellow BMs. *hefts new rifle*

Supremely cool. :twisted:
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Damn you DGG...$3!
I'll always one-up you Cyran. $2.50!
Hehehe, already got the deal. But let's get back on topic eh?
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Damn you DGG...$3!
I'll always one-up you Cyran. $2.50!
Hehehe, already got the deal. But let's get back on topic eh?
Sure thing.

On topic: That's funny, and pretty true as well. :lol: :lol: And also, *poke*
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