Jesux...

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-04-26 11:38pm

http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Node/4081/

It's basically a "new Linux distribution for Christian hackers, schools, families, and churches" It looks to be a parody, but is still funny.

Also, we are seriously considering changing some fundamental OS features. The idea would be that function calls and features suggesting evil and otherwise pagan ideas would be changed.

abort(3)
kill(1)
references to "daemon"

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-27 12:07am

It was last updated four years ago.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-27 12:22am

It's probably a parody, as it hasn't been updated in nearly four years, and if they were actually working on something, they's probably have ti out by now. I found these parts funny:

qmail replaces sendmail as the standard MTA (sendmail was written by a prominent homosexual)

No encryption provided; Christians have nothing to hide

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aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-27 05:18am

The internet is a scary place.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-27 07:02am

Funny