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Who would you elect god

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Ok, besides yourself for the power obviously.
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My dog Fuzzy.
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definitely not Mohammed in that other thread over there...
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FUZZY IS A FALSE IDOL ALL HAIL MY LONG-DECEASED ANOLE "DUMB-FUCK!"
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
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Dick Clark. Then we'd have our first robot god.
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wong. hed vanish himself in a puff of logic.
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Jesus. :wink:
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My mom. She wouldn't want the power, so she might be qualified....
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Rob. And no one on this board.
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Erm, I think God would probably be the most qualified.
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Howedar wrote:Erm, I think God would probably be the most qualified.
Only if we need a genocidal butcher in charge. No thanks.

VOTE FUZZY!!!
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WellIthink it would be cool to have a robot as a god, anyways.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:WellIthink it would be cool to have a robot as a god, anyways.
I've heard of a Japanese toy called God-Jesus, IIRC, and it was a robot.....
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Darth Wong wrote: Only if we need a genocidal butcher in charge. No thanks.

VOTE FUZZY!!!
I didn't say anything about his benevolence or lack thereof, just his astounding job experience ;)
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Hmm, I'd say my new clone. :P
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Re: Who would you elect god

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Shrykull wrote:Ok, besides yourself for the power obviously.
Myself, but only if I got to abolish the elections afterwards. But otherwise, I'm quite happy with the nonexistence of gods and wish to elevate nobody alive, dead, imaginary, or yet-to-be to the post of godhood.
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Howedar wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Only if we need a genocidal butcher in charge. No thanks.

VOTE FUZZY!!!
I didn't say anything about his benevolence or lack thereof, just his astounding job experience ;)
Experience only counts as a bonus if you did a good job last time.

VOTE FUZZY!!!
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Darth Wong wrote:Experience only counts as a bonus if you did a good job last time.

VOTE FUZZY!!!
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/Famil ... Fuzzy3.jpg
*Thinks about it* Hmmm... I guess that dogs at least have their priority right...

Oh, what the heck. GO FUZZY! :lol:
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This guy:
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Darth Wong wrote:Experience only counts as a bonus if you did a good job last time.

VOTE FUZZY!!!
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/Famil ... Fuzzy3.jpg
Bah, my Shi Tzu is cuter than that! Don't have a picture available, but just take my word for it.

VOTE ZOE!!!

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leg humping = mandatory?

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Enforcer Talen wrote:leg humping = mandatory?

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No, just doggie style. :twisted:
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