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OMFG ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:That's kinda sad, Pounder. :?

But that 'chat log' was pretty funny.
In fairness to myself i was 16 at the time.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:The existence of bad cyber sex would require good cyber sex to exist, and clearly that is not the case.
Well... only when it's with a girl you know who's in another state now... when she has a webcam....
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I've had cybersex. Damn good, too.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:The existence of bad cyber sex would require good cyber sex to exist, and clearly that is not the case.
I beg to dif--.........eh, I don't come off looking good if I finish that sentence.
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heh, I'll agree with dalton and imperator.
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I still don't understand why it's even called "cyber-sex" instead of "Internet wanking". The word "sex" does not apply unless your dick goes into a woman's mouth, pussy, or ass.

EDIT: gay guys can edit those criteria as necessary :)
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Darth Wong wrote:I still don't understand why it's even called "cyber-sex" instead of "Internet wanking". The word "sex" does not apply unless your dick goes into a woman's mouth, pussy, or ass.

EDIT: gay guys can edit those criteria as necessary :)
I presume women can edit those criteria, as well. I really wouldn't want to know where they'd stick their dicks, otherwise. :?
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Cybering itself escapes me.



Why bother when you can have the warm real thing? (and I'm just chipper because its the girlfriend's birthday tomorrow and her idea of celebration... :D )
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Darth Wong wrote:I still don't understand why it's even called "cyber-sex" instead of "Internet wanking". The word "sex" does not apply unless your dick goes into a woman's mouth, pussy, or ass.

EDIT: gay guys can edit those criteria as necessary :)
cybersex sounds better.
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:Cybering itself escapes me.



Why bother when you can have the warm real thing? (and I'm just chipper because its the girlfriend's birthday tomorrow and her idea of celebration... :D )
well, of course! lol, Id most definitly take the real thing instead of the net. but sometimes its not available, such as when shes 3 states away. . .
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