Who would you elect god

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-27 01:35am

oh, well, lets go!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-27 02:39am

I'd like to see Jerry Seinfeld be elected God.

"What is the deal with smiting?"

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-04-27 02:51am

Sorry, Mike, but I can't go with Fuzzy. I think my dog Sam has all the noble, gentle attitude with a powerful, graceful classical body. He'd be the perfect divine canine. THought your photo of Fuzzy presents a compelling case. What about a pantheon?

(Here is Sam, looking very handsome. He's clearly the right dog for the job)

SHODAN · Post by **SHODAN** » 2003-04-27 03:09am

I am already a god.

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2003-04-27 03:15am

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Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2003-04-27 03:24am

Also, it is pertinent to point out that, somewhere in the infinite multiverse, there is bound to be some uber-godlike being telecasting a live, loud and extravagant "Vote For Me" musical number, accompanied by 10,000 bug-eyed muppets on crack, a tapdancing cow wearing a towering fruit hat, and a million floating condom balloons in a multitude of colours.

Put simply: the god wannabe that puts on the best election campaign wins.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-27 03:38am

While it is amusing to choose a dog as a god ("god" is "dog" spelled backwards, get it?), I'd prefer a chimp as a god.

HAIL TO THE CHIMP!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-04-27 03:53am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:While it is amusing to choose a dog as a god ("god" is "dog" spelled backwards, get it?), I'd prefer a chimp as a god.

HAIL TO THE CHIMP!

Nah. Chimpanzees are real assholes, in all seriousness. I wouldn't want to deal with a chimp as god.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-27 04:07am

Hmm, I'm tempted to vote for Fuzzy since he's really a cute little doggy, however I don't want to piss off my own dog.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-04-27 04:17am

I withdraw my previous vote, and cast a new one...

Vote Cookie!!!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-27 04:17am

Are we forgetting my cat?
I wish to retract my vote for Seinfeld and elect my cat Saffy. Pic soon.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-04-27 04:19am

Oh, and second nomination, my step-grand niece:

Isobel!!!

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-04-27 04:34am

My dog could eat Fuzzy. I vote for the elimination of the position, as it has been shown to be unnecessary.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-27 04:38am

SHODAN wrote:I am already a god.

*stumbles into main control room, shotgun blasting at the zombies advancing behind me, runs over to AI mainframe and blows the living shit out of that bitch SHODAN with a satchel charge. AGAIN*

Morat · Post by **Morat** » 2003-04-27 07:54am

I vote for Iain M. Banks. That way, we could all have as much sex and drugs as we wanted, we'd never have to work, and we'd have access to interstellar travel (cause he'd probably bring the Culture into being).

If you want great sex, vote Banks!

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-27 07:56am

Morat wrote:I vote for Iain M. Banks. That way, we could all have as much sex and drugs as we wanted, we'd never have to work, and we'd have access to interstellar travel (cause he'd probably bring the Culture into being).

If you want great sex, vote Banks!

Unless he gives me command of the Excession when he becomes god, my vote still goes to Fuzzy.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-04-27 08:47am

What if we voted an Idol of a God to be God? Since it's just a piece of rock wouldn't that not materially change anything in the universe, but we might get a cool religious cult out of it?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-04-27 09:38am

how about larry flint?

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-04-27 10:29am

I would vote for....erm....the guy from Mad Capsule Markets....for no particular reason.

SHODAN · Post by **SHODAN** » 2003-04-27 11:37am

weemadando wrote: *stumbles into main control room, shotgun blasting at the zombies advancing behind me, runs over to AI mainframe and blows the living shit out of that bitch SHODAN with a satchel charge. AGAIN*

*insults weemadando for a well-done job and gives him another assignment*

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2003-04-27 11:56am

Morat wrote:I vote for Iain M. Banks. That way, we could all have as much sex and drugs as we wanted, we'd never have to work, and we'd have access to interstellar travel (cause he'd probably bring the Culture into being).

If you want great sex, vote Banks!

I second that.

Cpt_Frank wrote:Unless he gives me command of the Excession when he becomes god, my vote still goes to Fuzzy.

Bah, ask Him to become the Excession.
Or Sublime.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-27 11:58am

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:While it is amusing to choose a dog as a god ("god" is "dog" spelled backwards, get it?), I'd prefer a chimp as a god.

HAIL TO THE CHIMP!
Nah. Chimpanzees are real assholes, in all seriousness. I wouldn't want to deal with a chimp as god.

But it would result in some very entertaining religious texts.

"Thou shalt not bow to any Chimps before the Chimp."

BTW, what would it be like if Howard Stern was elected God??

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-27 11:59am

The Nomad wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Unless he gives me command of the Excession when he becomes god, my vote still goes to Fuzzy.
Bah, ask Him to become the Excession.
Or Sublime.

As long as I get large, unimaginably powerful über-fleets I'm happy.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-04-27 02:02pm

INFIDELS!!!!

There is only one god and that is Carl Sagan's Dragon

Worship the dragon or it will burn and eat you!

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-27 02:10pm

::Puts on his Fuzzy's Campaign Manager hat::

Who would you want as your God? A cat who would use his powers just like the one we have now? Or a dog, who has had the intelligence of Lord Wong rub off on him, a dog who looks so cute and cuddly, and a dog that likes kids, instead of killing them.

VOTE FUZZY!!!