Darth Maul rejected auditions

Natorgator · Post by **Natorgator** » 2003-04-27 04:15am

http://www.keroberos.com/ghyslain_razaa.wmv

Hope this isn't a repost, but it's pretty dang funny nonetheless

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-04-27 04:19am

404? That's not that funny. I see it more than I'd like.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-27 04:44am

Haven't even opened the file but I can guess where its going...

Chuck wrote:Having seen Ray Parks in action in the X-Men movie, I now can see why his
voice was dubbed for Episode I. I imagine the event went somthing like
this.....

George Lucas sits down next to his friend Steven Spielberg and they begin
watching some of the footage of Episode I during production.
Darth Maul: [Thick Scottish Accent] Ah last weh whel reveel ourselves to ze
jedi. [lifts his robe up to show his not wearing pants]
Obi-Wan: Oh dear God!
Darth Maul: Ah wave mah private parts at ye jedi!
[Voice off camera]: Ray, we're trying to shoot a PG film here.
Darth Maul: Shut uhp!! I'm talking to the scum english jedi! [Bops Qui-Gon
with his lightsaber] Limey cocksookin' Jedi! I'll kick your mangy arse ya
cricket-playing donkay buttoms!!!
Qui-Gon: Stop hitting me! George, I didn't agree to this crap!!! Oof![as
he gets hit in the stomach and falls over]
Darth Maul: [pointing to Obi-Wan] You're next sunny jim!!!
Scene stops
Lucas[shaking his head]: We've done fifty takes and that was the best one.

--
Chuck
http://www.sfdebris.com

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-04-27 04:47am

Hehe, that's pretty funny. Except that Neeson is Welsh and McGregor is Scottish. Oh well.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-04-27 04:56am

I thought McGregor was irish... or was he playing an irish guy in Trainspotting? Or wasn't he?

BTW I'm not wearing any pants as I post this.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-04-27 05:08am

Slartibartfast wrote:I thought McGregor was irish... or was he playing an irish guy in Trainspotting? Or wasn't he?

BTW I'm not wearing any pants as I post this.

LOL, Trainspotting took place in Scotland. Oh, and I'm not wearing a shirt. Together, we're practically naked.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-04-27 05:51am

You're not wearing a shirt? What kind of sick fuck are ya!?!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-27 08:32am

Robert Treder wrote:Hehe, that's pretty funny. Except that Neeson is Welsh and McGregor is Scottish. Oh well.

Wrong Neeson is from Ballymena in Northern Ireland.

Natorgator · Post by **Natorgator** » 2003-04-27 01:21pm

weemadando wrote:Haven't even opened the file but I can guess where its going...

Chuck wrote:Having seen Ray Parks in action in the X-Men movie, I now can see why his
voice was dubbed for Episode I. I imagine the event went somthing like
this.....

George Lucas sits down next to his friend Steven Spielberg and they begin
watching some of the footage of Episode I during production.
Darth Maul: [Thick Scottish Accent] Ah last weh whel reveel ourselves to ze
jedi. [lifts his robe up to show his not wearing pants]
Obi-Wan: Oh dear God!
Darth Maul: Ah wave mah private parts at ye jedi!
[Voice off camera]: Ray, we're trying to shoot a PG film here.
Darth Maul: Shut uhp!! I'm talking to the scum english jedi! [Bops Qui-Gon
with his lightsaber] Limey cocksookin' Jedi! I'll kick your mangy arse ya
cricket-playing donkay buttoms!!!
Qui-Gon: Stop hitting me! George, I didn't agree to this crap!!! Oof![as
he gets hit in the stomach and falls over]
Darth Maul: [pointing to Obi-Wan] You're next sunny jim!!!
Scene stops
Lucas[shaking his head]: We've done fifty takes and that was the best one.

No, it's not that at all, it's a fat guy waving around a golf club thing like it's a double-sided lightsaber.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-04-28 12:06am

Natorgator wrote:http://www.keroberos.com/ghyslain_razaa.wmv

Hope this isn't a repost, but it's pretty dang funny nonetheless

It's not working....

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-04-28 01:02am

Darth Pounder wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:Hehe, that's pretty funny. Except that Neeson is Welsh and McGregor is Scottish. Oh well.
Wrong Neeson is from Ballymena in Northern Ireland.

Ah well, he's one of those sub-Englishmen.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-28 09:28am

Looking by the file name, it has already been posted. Something about 'Sad Star Wars Fans' or the like.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-05-07 04:29am

Nathan F wrote:Looking by the file name, it has already been posted. Something about 'Sad Star Wars Fans' or the like.

And no one realized it was from RealUltimatePower, and thus clearly a joke?

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-05-07 06:20am

Eleas wrote:
Nathan F wrote:Looking by the file name, it has already been posted. Something about 'Sad Star Wars Fans' or the like.
And no one realized it was from RealUltimatePower, and thus clearly a joke?

Real Ultimate Power is no joke. It is the pure, unadulterated truth about how totally awesome and sweet ninjas are. For more on the sweetness of ninjas, visit your local library, or see the Official Real Ultimate Power Movie (which I wrote, produced, and starred in) at http://ninja.schmim.com/

/shameless plug

CorSec · Post by **CorSec** » 2003-05-07 04:03pm

Actually, it's a link to a movie.

Apparently the story behind it is he rented a school camera, filmed himself doing what you see, then accidently left the tape in the camera when he returned it. So the next person to use it found it, and spread it all over the school and internet, haha!

First link, unedited:
http://members.optushome.com.au/tarasci ... _razaa.wmv

Second link, inspired edit:

http://members.optushome.com.au/tarascino/star.wmv

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-05-07 11:46pm

That was fucking funny!

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