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Straha wrote:::Puts on his Fuzzy's Campaign Manager hat::

Who would you want as your God? A cat who would use his powers just like the one we have now? Or a dog, who has had the intelligence of Lord Wong rub off on him, a dog who looks so cute and cuddly, and a dog that likes kids, instead of killing them.

VOTE FUZZY!!!
Sorry but the Dragon toasts Fuzzy and eats the dog.

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Faram wrote:
Straha wrote:::Puts on his Fuzzy's Campaign Manager hat::

Who would you want as your God? A cat who would use his powers just like the one we have now? Or a dog, who has had the intelligence of Lord Wong rub off on him, a dog who looks so cute and cuddly, and a dog that likes kids, instead of killing them.

VOTE FUZZY!!!
Sorry but the Dragon toasts Fuzzy and eats the dog.

Don't mess with the dragon!

Carl Sagan's Invisible Dragon for god!
And where is this invisible dragon?
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Straha wrote:And where is this invisible dragon?
In Carl Sagans Garage!

look it up :D

Googled
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus


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Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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--As a loyal subject of the true gods I must inform everyone of their place in life. You see we were put on the planet for only one reason: to serve cats! I find it amazing people don't recognize this fact! Since my current goddess is Galadriel I will of course vote for her as Supreme Goddess of Cuteness(TM).

P.S. -- Is there somewhere I can post a pic. of her or do I have to make
myself a webpage?
P.P.S. -- I can also vote for Fuzzy as Loyal Servant of Servants(TM).

[EDIT]Fixed some spelling pointed out by later poster.[/EDIT]
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Nova Andromeda wrote:--As a loyal subject of the true gods I must inform everyone of their place in life. You see we were put on the planet for only one reason: to sever cats! I find it amazing people don't recognize this fact! Since my current goddess is Galadriel I will of course vote for her as Supreme Goddess of Cuteness(TM).

P.S. -- Is there somewhere I can post a pic. of her or do I have to make
myself a webpage?
P.P.S. -- I can also vote for Fuzzy as Loyal Servant of Servants(TM).


Black Mage hates cats!
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Nova Andromeda wrote:--As a loyal subject of the true gods I must inform everyone of their place in life. You see we were put on the planet for only one reason: to sever cats! I find it amazing people don't recognize this fact! Since my current goddess is Galadriel I will of course vote for her as Supreme Goddess of Cuteness(TM).

P.S. -- Is there somewhere I can post a pic. of her or do I have to make
myself a webpage?
P.P.S. -- I can also vote for Fuzzy as Loyal Servant of Servants(TM).
SEVER CATS? YOU WANT TO CUT UP CATS?


How could you do such a thing, all the more reason you should vote for fluffy, a cuddly playful dog, not a bunchof ego-maniacs who made a planet just to sever cats!
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I suggest a small goldfish such as you might win at a carnival....
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Gil Hamilton wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:While it is amusing to choose a dog as a god ("god" is "dog" spelled backwards, get it?), I'd prefer a chimp as a god.

HAIL TO THE CHIMP!
Nah. Chimpanzees are real assholes, in all seriousness. I wouldn't want to deal with a chimp as god.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:[img]http://supreme_sheridan.tripod.com/images/mage.txt[/img]
Damn, GAT beat me to it...


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An Inanimate Carbon rod. Think about it, it's cheap, abundant thus easy to acquire and it does jack shit all day. It's just like the real God but without the nasty instruction manual or "Bible" that comes with the deal.
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If we are to choose dead objects, then I nominate my car.
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Cpt_Frank wrote:If we are to choose dead objects, then I nominate my car.
The Inanimate Carbon Rod disapproves.

It will show this by not doing anything.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:If we are to choose dead objects, then I nominate my car.
The Inanimate Carbon Rod disapproves.

It will show this by not doing anything.
You mean just like every other god you can name has ever done?
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Frank Hipper wrote:You mean just like every other god you can name has ever done?
See! It already has the job requirements down!
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I vote for Wind Waker. It's golden.
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Wait, I just thought of something.


Black Mage IS God...why did I not see this before...
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Wait, I just thought of something.


Black Mage IS God...why did I not see this before...
He even has his own Lucifer; Fighter.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Wait, I just thought of something.


Black Mage IS God...why did I not see this before...

No, he just pisses God off, and get's away with it.
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Shrykull wrote:Ok, besides yourself for the power obviously.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Wait, I just thought of something.


Black Mage IS God...why did I not see this before...

No, he just pisses God off, and get's away with it.
But they have so much in common!
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My pet Axolotl.

*looks at axolotl snapping at something*

Plec (a catfish) it is.
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Who should be voted god?

BOB! Praying Mantis God of May block!
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NecronLord wrote:My pet Axolotl.

*looks at axolotl snapping at something*

Plec (a catfish) it is.


The Axolotl shall go forth and spread a blight across the land!!

*chants*Ambystoma mexicanum Ambystoma mexicanum Ambystoma mexicanum Ambystoma mexicanum Ambystoma mexicanum Ambystoma mexicanum Ambystoma mexicanum Ambystoma mexicanum Ambystoma mexicanum Ambystoma mexicanum

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