Straha wrote:::Puts on his Fuzzy's Campaign Manager hat::
Who would you want as your God? A cat who would use his powers just like the one we have now? Or a dog, who has had the intelligence of Lord Wong rub off on him, a dog who looks so cute and cuddly, and a dog that likes kids, instead of killing them.
VOTEFUZZY!!!
Sorry but the Dragon toasts Fuzzy and eats the dog.
Don't mess with the dragon!
Carl Sagan's Invisible Dragon for god!
[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img] "Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
Straha wrote:::Puts on his Fuzzy's Campaign Manager hat::
Who would you want as your God? A cat who would use his powers just like the one we have now? Or a dog, who has had the intelligence of Lord Wong rub off on him, a dog who looks so cute and cuddly, and a dog that likes kids, instead of killing them.
VOTEFUZZY!!!
Sorry but the Dragon toasts Fuzzy and eats the dog.
Don't mess with the dragon!
Carl Sagan's Invisible Dragon for god!
And where is this invisible dragon?
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img] "Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
--As a loyal subject of the true gods I must inform everyone of their place in life. You see we were put on the planet for only one reason: to serve cats! I find it amazing people don't recognize this fact! Since my current goddess is Galadriel I will of course vote for her as Supreme Goddess of Cuteness(TM).
P.S. -- Is there somewhere I can post a pic. of her or do I have to make
myself a webpage?
P.P.S. -- I can also vote for Fuzzy as Loyal Servant of Servants(TM).
[EDIT]Fixed some spelling pointed out by later poster.[/EDIT]
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Nova Andromeda wrote:--As a loyal subject of the true gods I must inform everyone of their place in life. You see we were put on the planet for only one reason: to sever cats! I find it amazing people don't recognize this fact! Since my current goddess is Galadriel I will of course vote for her as Supreme Goddess of Cuteness(TM).
P.S. -- Is there somewhere I can post a pic. of her or do I have to make
myself a webpage?
P.P.S. -- I can also vote for Fuzzy as Loyal Servant of Servants(TM).
Black Mage hates cats!
[img]http://supreme_sheridan.tripod.com/images/hadoken.txt[/img]
"You know, I was God once."
"Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died."
Bender and God, Futurama
Nova Andromeda wrote:--As a loyal subject of the true gods I must inform everyone of their place in life. You see we were put on the planet for only one reason: to sever cats! I find it amazing people don't recognize this fact! Since my current goddess is Galadriel I will of course vote for her as Supreme Goddess of Cuteness(TM).
P.S. -- Is there somewhere I can post a pic. of her or do I have to make
myself a webpage?
P.P.S. -- I can also vote for Fuzzy as Loyal Servant of Servants(TM).
SEVER CATS? YOU WANT TO CUT UP CATS?
How could you do such a thing, all the more reason you should vote for fluffy, a cuddly playful dog, not a bunchof ego-maniacs who made a planet just to sever cats!
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
I suggest a small goldfish such as you might win at a carnival....
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:[img]http://supreme_sheridan.tripod.com/images/mage.txt[/img]
Damn, GAT beat me to it...
VOTE BLACK MAGE OR DIE!!!
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An Inanimate Carbon rod. Think about it, it's cheap, abundant thus easy to acquire and it does jack shit all day. It's just like the real God but without the nasty instruction manual or "Bible" that comes with the deal.
Frank Hipper wrote:You mean just like every other god you can name has ever done?
See! It already has the job requirements down!
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
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Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Black Mage IS God...why did I not see this before...
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Shrykull wrote:Ok, besides yourself for the power obviously.
Orleane.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
Captain_Cyran wrote:Wait, I just thought of something.
Black Mage IS God...why did I not see this before...
No, he just pisses God off, and get's away with it.
But they have so much in common!
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