salm doesn't have troubled dreams. look for girl+bike!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-04-27 02:43pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:*sulks*

Well, I still hate him, but maybe now a little less

*proceeds on polishing his bike for the third time today*
Is "polishing your bike" a euphemism for something else, or are you actually polishing your bicycle?

considering his sexual orientation (he posted some pics somewhere a while ago) it might be both at the same time.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-27 02:58pm

salm wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Is "polishing your bike" a euphemism for something else, or are you actually polishing your bicycle?
considering his sexual orientation (he posted some pics somewhere a while ago) it might be both at the same time.

Wha...??!

SPILL IT!!!!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-27 03:18pm

salm wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Is "polishing your bike" a euphemism for something else, or are you actually polishing your bicycle?
considering his sexual orientation (he posted some pics somewhere a while ago) it might be both at the same time.

salm, something horrible will happen to you one day. When you least expect it. You'd better start looking behind your shoulder searching for a portuguese with a baseball bat.

Mike, now that I read it through your mind, it does sound weird.

I was actually polishing my mountain bike. But I only did it once. Before that, I dismounted it, washed it, cleaned it and oiled it

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-04-27 03:24pm

Colonel Olrik wrote: salm, something horrible will happen to you one day. When you least expect it. You'd better start looking behind your shoulder searching for a portuguese with a baseball bat.

that´s ok, i can throw a pretty good curve ball ( at least for a german ).

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-27 03:25pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
salm wrote:considering his sexual orientation (he posted some pics somewhere a while ago) it might be both at the same time.
salm, something horrible will happen to you one day. When you least expect it. You'd better start looking behind your shoulder searching for a portuguese with a baseball bat.

Mike, now that I read it through your mind, it does sound weird.

I was actually polishing my mountain bike. But I only did it once. Before that, I dismounted it, washed it, cleaned it and oiled it

And he'll be wearing spandex and riding a very shiny Mountain Bike! Remember that, Salm!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-27 03:27pm

I think Ein is asking to die....

Again.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-04-27 03:29pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: And he'll be wearing spandex and riding a very shiny Mountain Bike! Remember that, Salm!

ROFLMAOMAHOK!MAHOK!!!!

play some VILLAGE PEOPLE!!!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-27 03:30pm

salm wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: And he'll be wearing spandex and riding a very shiny Mountain Bike! Remember that, Salm!
ROFLMAOMAHOK!MAHOK!!!!

play some VILLAGE PEOPLE!!!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-27 03:37pm

LMFAO!!!

This is your doings, Salm! LOL

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-27 03:40pm

Now, kids, let's not get this thread locked.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-04-27 03:42pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:LMFAO!!!

This is your doings, Salm! LOL

ah, so all of the sudden it´s my fault?
and who was the guy who posted his fetish pictures in first place?

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-27 03:43pm

I dont even know what this thread is about anymore .....

While we're on the pathway to randomness, ide like to say that i wanna go see the Matrix right now.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-27 03:45pm

salm wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:LMFAO!!!

This is your doings, Salm! LOL
ah, so all of the sudden it´s my fault?
and who was the guy who posted his fetish pictures in first place?

FETISH PICS?!?? Wha..!???!?!?

LOL Ok so it's both our doings LOL

Colonel Olrik, I'm sorry.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-27 03:46pm

salm wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:LMFAO!!!

This is your doings, Salm! LOL
ah, so all of the sudden it´s my fault?
and who was the guy who posted his fetish pictures in first place?

salm, I told you many times, your secret fantasies are NOT welcomed.

If you can't look at pics of me biking without dreaming that kind of stuff at night then get specialized help urgently. We can do nothing for you.

edit.

Oh and

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-27 03:48pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
salm wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:LMFAO!!!

This is your doings, Salm! LOL
ah, so all of the sudden it´s my fault?
and who was the guy who posted his fetish pictures in first place?
salm, I told you many times, your secret fantasies are NOT welcomed.

If you can't look at pics of me biking without dreaming that kind of stuff at night then get specialized help urgently. We can do nothing for you.

edit.

Oh and

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!??!??

Oh, and

Seconded!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-27 03:49pm

Alright, you two better stop before I pull out the big guns....

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-27 03:53pm

Thread split

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-27 03:55pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:Thread split

And All was Right in Valhalla once more...

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-27 04:37pm

At least the thread didn't get locked

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-04-27 04:43pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:Before that, I dismounted it, washed it, cleaned it and oiled it

My my, that quote sounds like my morning this morning. ROFL!

MY BAD

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-27 04:46pm

BrYaN19kc wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:Before that, I dismounted it, washed it, cleaned it and oiled it
My my, that quote sounds like my morning this morning. ROFL!

MY BAD

I give up.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-27 04:48pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Is "polishing your bike" a euphemism for something else, or are you actually polishing your bicycle?
Mike, now that I read it through your mind, it does sound weird.

I was actually polishing my mountain bike. But I only did it once. Before that, I dismounted it, washed it, cleaned it and oiled it

...and before that you mounted it and rode it...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-27 04:51pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
BrYaN19kc wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:Before that, I dismounted it, washed it, cleaned it and oiled it
My my, that quote sounds like my morning this morning. ROFL!

MY BAD

I give up.

You mean you didn't see that?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-27 04:55pm

aerius wrote:and before that you mounted it and rode it...

All day! We had a hot sunny day here. And the mountains were calling for me, and it is Sunday, so screw the rest.

Captain_Cyran wrote: You mean you didn't see that?

I didn't notice any possible sexual conotations until Lord Wong brought them up. And I failed to preceive the "dismounted it" as joke material.

What do you mean I'm slow?

*nukes the thread*

Ah!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-27 05:07pm

Straha wrote:Must get post in before lockdown!

Very slow lockdown...